Worst Dates?
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Devlin Gallant
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02-27-2005 05:47
From: Rickard Roentgen nope, I got nothing to compare to most of those stories. My worst date would probably be the one where we went 4x4 in my bronco, got stuck, and the cheerleader's pulled us out... or possibly the first time I went on a date that required a cover at the door, and I didn't realize it, and it was a very outback redneck sort of bar... that one just about became a fist fight until I realized what the angry man tapping me on the shoulder wanted  . Uhm, what did he want? Did it require squealing like a pig? 
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Roo Lioncourt
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My worst
04-06-2005 15:20
Isnt as bad as some but fairly goofy. I was treated to McDonalds and my date said go to car and wait while I go to mens room. He came out a few minutes later with a metal napkin holder full of napkins and presented me with it as a souvenir of our date. Stolen of course.
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Bel Muse
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04-06-2005 15:29
That's a class act there, Roo! |
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Unhygienix Gullwing
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04-06-2005 16:19
From: Olympia Rebus Great stories! Scary people! My contribution was more of a reunion with an old highschool friend than an official date. "Jake" was relativly sane and sensible in high school, so I figured dinner and a movie with him five years later would be fun... Jake had changed a bit. For one thing, he thought it was cute speed like a maniac and run red lights. Then there was the conversation. Jake claimed he'd been in the army for six months and was "On a secret mission in southeast Asia". This alleged secret mission involved lots of "do you know what an AK47 does to a man" assasinations plus other "top secret" military manuvers that he'd masterminded. Sure, Jake. Later, when I mentioned a local landmark was suposedly haunted, Jake launched into a wacky ghost story where he'd once met a guy or two who'd "vanished into thin air!" right in front of him. I think he also told me some yarn about how he earned his income at home by running some drug mafia caper where he was earning big bucks and butchering his enemies. This freaked me out enough to shy away from further reunions, but to this day I wonder what motivated him to act so weird.  And did he really think I was dumb enough to buy into his nonsense? Hahahaha! This is great! Unfortunately, the sad truth is that he's on another internet forum somewhere relating to others about his own "worst-date" experience, and how he tried everything he could think of to get it to end early....driving like a maniac, telling outrageous lies about going on secret missions for the CIA, laundering drug money, etc. |
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Gydeon Fox
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Here's mine.
04-06-2005 17:45
This isn't as awesome as some of the ones I've read on this thread, but I'll throw mine in anyway:
I was a bit depressed back then, and since I'm normally sort of active this lead to me becoming fat. We're talking about Young Depression, here. If it all happened now I'd just shrug and forget about it. Anyway, when I finally got my head screwed on straight I started running the weight off, which lead to me finally getting brave enough to ask someone out. I had a good attitude again, but I had only lost some of the weight at that point...
She said "yes". Call me crazy, but when a woman does that, it usually means that she wants to go. Right? So I felt pretty good. First date I'd been on in a long, long time.
So after a few phone calls I pick her up at the restaurant where she worked. She didn't want to go all the way back home because she didn't want to miss the band we were going to see. Once she's in the car and I'm driving, she tells me that she's engaged, but hadn't wanted to tell me because she wanted me to be her friend. Since most of my trusted female friends tell me about their husbands first and even introduce the guys, I wasn't pleased with her little deception.
Then we go to the bar, and make small talk for a while until the band starts. It was the first time I'd seen Jump, Little Children, and they were awesome. After a couple of songs she see's her brother in the crowd and tells me that she's going to leave with him. I wound up watching the show alone.
A year and forty pounds later I bump into her at another pub, and she's all about me. (Apparently the engagement didn't take.) She told me that I was looking better, and that she hadn't found me attractive before. Small talk, blah blah blah. I thought of being sarcastic, but for some reason I just couldn't get angry.
Before she leaves, she kisses me and tells me to call her. But I'm thinking, why go out with me in the first place if I'm not attractive to you, and why tell me lies if you want to be my friend? I'll admit that I was very happy to see her change her mind about my physical appearance, but I was also very happy to drop her number into the trash can on the way out.
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Chance Abattoir
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04-06-2005 18:42
From: Gydeon Fox
Before she leaves, she kisses me and tells me to call her. But I'm thinking, why go out with me in the first place if I'm not attractive to you, and why tell me lies if you want to be my friend? I'll admit that I was very happy to see her change her mind about my physical appearance, but I was also very happy to drop her number into the trash can on the way out.
Too bad you didn't confront her with your thoughts. Usually shallow people don't know they're shallow, especially females.
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Gydeon Fox
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I still love 'em!
04-08-2005 17:02
Oh, women have a list about us as long as their arms, just like we do about them. It's a two-way street, believe me. I will admit, however, that I'm very glad not to be bi-sexual. How can people do that, anyway? I have so much trouble trying to deal with half the population of the planet... I certainly wouldn't want to deal with all of it! But seriously, it's all about not following your impulses blindly. Caution has allowed me to avoid many women who were greedy, selfish, dishonest, shallow, or just plain childish. But caution has led me to some really nice women as well. When she pats you on the back one time and you find yourself leaping tall buildings in a single bound, you know you've got a good one. Or maybe shes just that strong, which means that she's some sort of super-mutant who should be registered with F.E.M.A. |
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Torley Linden
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04-08-2005 17:06
From: Gydeon Fox But caution has led me to some really nice women as well. When she pats you on the back one time and you find yourself leaping tall buildings in a single bound, you know you've got a good one. Or maybe shes just that strong, which means that she's some sort of super-mutant who should be registered with F.E.M.A. Hahaha... that's great! |
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Kasandra Morgan
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04-08-2005 17:47
My worst date was when my friend tried to set me up with one of her boyfriend's friends. We took one look at each other and walked away. I was 5'4, 220 pounds and he was 4'7, probably about 90 pounds (he was painfully thin even though he stopped at my neck). He could literally fit inside me.
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Kasandra Morgan
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04-08-2005 17:49
From: Gydeon Fox Oh, women have a list about us as long as their arms, just like we do about them. It's a two-way street, believe me. I will admit, however, that I'm very glad not to be bi-sexual. How can people do that, anyway? I have so much trouble trying to deal with half the population of the planet... I certainly wouldn't want to deal with all of it! But seriously, it's all about not following your impulses blindly. Caution has allowed me to avoid many women who were greedy, selfish, dishonest, shallow, or just plain childish. But caution has led me to some really nice women as well. When she pats you on the back one time and you find yourself leaping tall buildings in a single bound, you know you've got a good one. Or maybe shes just that strong, which means that she's some sort of super-mutant who should be registered with F.E.M.A. Well, one nice thing about being bi is when one gender pisses you off you can swear them off for awhile and still get laid. |
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Gydeon Fox
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Lol!
04-08-2005 18:49
Oh damn, that's funny! Thanks, Kasandra!
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Chance Abattoir
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04-08-2005 19:23
From: Kasandra Morgan He could literally fit inside me. Too much info.
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Kasandra Morgan
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04-08-2005 21:30
Roflmao!
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