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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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04-28-2004 05:39
One of my college friends is an anti-social geek. Ok, a lot of them are, but this one is also a female.
Hence, she doesn't want to put up with men. So one day she's like, I need to get myself a rabbit pearl. And I'm like, WTF is a rabbit pearl. So she points me to www.goodvibes.com. |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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04-28-2004 06:08
Hmm. Ok, Eggy. I can believe that.
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Shepra Zapata
Registered User
Join date: 1 Apr 2004
Posts: 32
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04-28-2004 18:52
This one time at band camp............lol
Um WOW I have never really done anything quite like those cept maybe look up gay porn when I was youger and blame it on my brother lol..... Um anyway WOW still. |
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 2,779
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04-28-2004 19:50
When I was little (I'd say 5th or 6th grade) I called this girl a fatty and she stabbed... not me... the guy next to me. Don't ask why, for I still don't know.
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Touche.
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Candie Apple
Senior Mumbler
Join date: 1 Apr 2003
Posts: 477
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05-01-2004 12:17
Originally posted by Devlin Gallant But, I wanna now what the purpose is for using one. It looks to me like a torture device, but... The torture device is called a pear... _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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05-01-2004 18:51
Hmm, Candie. A speculum looks kinky enough, but now you are adding a pear? Hmm...tell me more.
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Zana Feaver
Arkie
Join date: 17 Jul 2003
Posts: 396
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05-03-2004 07:34
I dunno about pears
but the rabbit pearl is . . . one of the best inventions ever!!  Zana _____________________
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Candie Apple
Senior Mumbler
Join date: 1 Apr 2003
Posts: 477
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05-03-2004 14:26
Originally posted by Devlin Gallant Hmm, Candie. A speculum looks kinky enough, but now you are adding a pear? Hmm...tell me more. Google for something like 'vaginal pear torture' and it should come up. _____________________
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CrowCatcher Valen
Senior Member
Join date: 2 May 2003
Posts: 290
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I, personally think this is the best thread ever.
05-03-2004 15:25
I Haven't laughed like that in a while.
And pears taste great, you all should try them=) Crow _____________________
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Moleculor Satyr
Fireflies!
Join date: 5 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,650
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05-03-2004 16:17
Originally posted by Candie Apple Google for something like 'vaginal pear torture' and it should come up. Cool! _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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05-03-2004 19:10
Originally posted by Candie Apple Google for something like 'vaginal pear torture' and it should come up. Uhm, thx sweetie, but I am still having nightmares fromm googling images of speculums. Think I better pass on this one. _____________________
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Nick Fairlight
Humanoid Typhoon
Join date: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 494
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05-03-2004 20:29
I knew I shouldn't have read this topic. *shudders at the thought of speculums*
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
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05-03-2004 21:34
"Well folks... looks like my work here is done"
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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05-04-2004 11:19
*shakes fist and roars*
Siggy! You rat Bahstahd! I'm gettin' a hankerin' to drive out there and kick your genie arse for the posts you've been writing lately. Between this and the pee pee one...sheesh!  _____________________
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Nergal Fallingbridge
meep.
Join date: 26 Jun 2003
Posts: 677
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05-12-2004 20:23
*attempts not to snort Chinese through nose while reading*
Y'all shoulda labelled this thread with a "Do Not Eat Or Drink While Reading*. This is DANGEROUS, dangerous I say! _____________________
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