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Christopher Nomad

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04-22-2004 05:25

Regarding Heather Locklear

From: someone

Originally posted by Siggy Romulus
... she's fine enough that I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass just to hear the sound of her farting through a walkie talkie.
Siggy.

Which made me ask myself a question,
"What is the worst thing I ever did along those lines?"

My car broke down once 5 miles from my house, but I walked about 12 more to a girls house because I knew I would get laid if I just got there. I could have turned around and went home, but nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Darwin Appleby

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04-22-2004 16:34

That is definetly not a sin by the Catholic 10 commandments.

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Christopher Nomad

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04-23-2004 05:07

From: someone

Originally posted by Darwin Appleby
That is definetly not a sin by the Catholic 10 commandments.

You aint Catholic. You're Jewish.
Im neither.
Soooooooooooooo WTF are you babbling about now Dman?

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Darwin Appleby

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04-23-2004 16:21

From: someone

Originally posted by Christopher Nomad
You aint Catholic. You're Jewish.

No I'm not.

Sorry though, I got the impression you were Christain (which you are)

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Christopher Nomad

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04-23-2004 17:06

you specified catholic 10 commandments... never read em

EDIT:
And you are too

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Darwin Appleby

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04-23-2004 17:18

From: someone

Originally posted by Christopher Nomad

And you are too

Prove it.

Did I just zoom to kindergarten here?

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Devlin Gallant

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04-24-2004 00:58

Darwin is Bhuddist.

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Christopher Nomad

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04-24-2004 03:45

Darwin, were you or were you not born jewish?

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Siggy Romulus

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04-24-2004 04:59

Worst thing I ever did?

Hmm thats a tough call...

Tried to masturbate while watching 'Rosanne'

it's pretty hard -- everytime Rosanne is off camera you can still hear her voice, which is enough to make your mongrel recede into your body in abject horror...

Honestly the only way you could make it any worse would be to try and use a cheesegrater as a sexual aid.

Second worst thing I did was put a speculum in the freezer on top of the ice cream when my GF at the time pissed me off.

3rd worst -- topped off the 'hand lotion' my brother kept under his bed with tiger balm....

Actually that last one was pretty damn funny in hindsight.

Siggy.

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Maerl Underthorn

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04-24-2004 05:13

My sister and I used to have our youngest brother pee in our older brothers Listerne Bottle...we had a sick family <grin>

Darwin Appleby

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04-24-2004 09:13

Yes Christopher, I was born Jewish. Many people, Christopher, are born without hair, but they grow hair as they mature into adults (I would hope). Does that mean they stay hairless? I matured, and I have become Buddhist. There is no Jewish blood in me just as there is no hairless blood in me.

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Devlin Gallant

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04-24-2004 11:02

And Darwin has TONS of hair, in some of the weirdest of places...*shudder*.

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Lance LeFay

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04-25-2004 16:59

I myself was born dead with no limbs. But look at me now! I have 15 arms and legs and i'm alive!

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Trinity Serpentine

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04-25-2004 18:34

Nam-Myo-Ho-Renge-Kyo

*edit for spelling

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Moleculor Satyr

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04-25-2004 22:26

From: someone

Second worst thing I did was put a speculum in the freezer on top of the ice cream when my GF at the time pissed me off.

*writes that down*

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Devlin Gallant

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04-26-2004 00:24

When I worked at the old folks home I used to like to keep the bed pans in the refrigerator.

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Nephilaine Protagonist

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04-27-2004 08:53

From: someone

Second worst thing I did was put a speculum in the freezer on top of the ice cream when my GF at the time pissed me off.

a speculum?? in the freezer??? thats pure evil!! they are cold enough as its!!!

for the uninformed , thats what these insturments of evil look like. *shiver*

imagine it cold, and very very personal.
have a great day

PS.
If you value your innocence, dont EVER enter in "speculum" in google image search. I'm going to go scrub my eyeballs now.

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04-27-2004 12:36

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Devlin Gallant

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04-27-2004 16:53

Gag! Ok, I can see WHAT a speculum does. My question is WHY is it used?

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Kei Mars

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Don't even *go* there

04-28-2004 03:28

From: someone

Originally posted by Devlin Gallant
Gag! Ok, I can see WHAT a speculum does. My question is WHY is it used?

I am now totally clenched. Serves me right for reading this thread

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Devlin Gallant

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04-28-2004 04:15

But, I wanna now what the purpose is for using one. It looks to me like a torture device, but...

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Eggy Lippmann

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04-28-2004 04:35

Gynecologysts use it to dilate women's private parts and peek inside to look for infections and stuff. It's kinda medieval I guess. Some people use it for fun though

Devlin Gallant

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04-28-2004 04:48

FUN?!! Something that looks like that? Seems to me it would be like inserting a spiked cathater.

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Eggy Lippmann

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04-28-2004 04:57

Spiked? Eh, Devlin, sounds like you need to peruse www.goodvibes.com
It doesnt look very different from your average dildo, you know.

Devlin Gallant

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04-28-2004 05:09

And, you know about thisa site how, Eggy?

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Christopher Nomad Pontificator Join date: 9 Aug 2003 Posts: 211	04-22-2004 05:25 Regarding Heather Locklear From: someone Originally posted by Siggy Romulus ... she's fine enough that I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass just to hear the sound of her farting through a walkie talkie. Siggy. Which made me ask myself a question, "What is the worst thing I ever did along those lines?" My car broke down once 5 miles from my house, but I walked about 12 more to a girls house because I knew I would get laid if I just got there. I could have turned around and went home, but nooooooooooooooooooooooo! _____________________ Welcome to the Church Of The Painful Truth! Hosing down the unwashed with the golden nectar of wisdom!
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	04-22-2004 16:34 That is definetly not a sin by the Catholic 10 commandments. _____________________ Touche.
Christopher Nomad Pontificator Join date: 9 Aug 2003 Posts: 211	04-23-2004 05:07 From: someone Originally posted by Darwin Appleby That is definetly not a sin by the Catholic 10 commandments. You aint Catholic. You're Jewish. Im neither. Soooooooooooooo WTF are you babbling about now Dman? _____________________ Welcome to the Church Of The Painful Truth! Hosing down the unwashed with the golden nectar of wisdom!
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	04-23-2004 16:21 From: someone Originally posted by Christopher Nomad You aint Catholic. You're Jewish. No I'm not. Sorry though, I got the impression you were Christain (which you are) _____________________ Touche.
Christopher Nomad Pontificator Join date: 9 Aug 2003 Posts: 211	04-23-2004 17:06 you specified catholic 10 commandments... never read em EDIT: And you are too _____________________ Welcome to the Church Of The Painful Truth! Hosing down the unwashed with the golden nectar of wisdom!
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	04-23-2004 17:18 From: someone Originally posted by Christopher Nomad And you are too Prove it. Did I just zoom to kindergarten here? _____________________ Touche.
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	04-24-2004 00:58 Darwin is Bhuddist. _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Christopher Nomad Pontificator Join date: 9 Aug 2003 Posts: 211	04-24-2004 03:45 Darwin, were you or were you not born jewish? _____________________ Welcome to the Church Of The Painful Truth! Hosing down the unwashed with the golden nectar of wisdom!
Siggy Romulus DILLIGAF Join date: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 5,711	04-24-2004 04:59 Worst thing I ever did? Hmm thats a tough call... Tried to masturbate while watching 'Rosanne' it's pretty hard -- everytime Rosanne is off camera you can still hear her voice, which is enough to make your mongrel recede into your body in abject horror... Honestly the only way you could make it any worse would be to try and use a cheesegrater as a sexual aid. Second worst thing I did was put a speculum in the freezer on top of the ice cream when my GF at the time pissed me off. 3rd worst -- topped off the 'hand lotion' my brother kept under his bed with tiger balm.... Actually that last one was pretty damn funny in hindsight. Siggy. _____________________ The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals. From: Jesse Linden I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Maerl Underthorn i love almonds Join date: 27 Jun 2003 Posts: 370	04-24-2004 05:13 My sister and I used to have our youngest brother pee in our older brothers Listerne Bottle...we had a sick family <grin>
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	04-24-2004 09:13 Yes Christopher, I was born Jewish. Many people, Christopher, are born without hair, but they grow hair as they mature into adults (I would hope). Does that mean they stay hairless? I matured, and I have become Buddhist. There is no Jewish blood in me just as there is no hairless blood in me. _____________________ Touche.
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	04-24-2004 11:02 And Darwin has TONS of hair, in some of the weirdest of places...shudder. _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Lance LeFay is a Thug Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 1,488	04-25-2004 16:59 I myself was born dead with no limbs. But look at me now! I have 15 arms and legs and i'm alive! _____________________ "Hoochie Hair is high on my list" - Andrew Linden "Adorable is 'they pay me to say you are cute'" -Barnesworth Anubis
Trinity Serpentine Schwan's Avitar Reject Join date: 1 Oct 2003 Posts: 2,972	04-25-2004 18:34 Nam-Myo-Ho-Renge-Kyo *edit for spelling _____________________ From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
Moleculor Satyr Fireflies! Join date: 5 Jan 2004 Posts: 2,650	04-25-2004 22:26 From: someone Second worst thing I did was put a speculum in the freezer on top of the ice cream when my GF at the time pissed me off. writes that down _____________________ </sarcasm>
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	04-26-2004 00:24 When I worked at the old folks home I used to like to keep the bed pans in the refrigerator. _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Nephilaine Protagonist PixelSlinger Join date: 22 Jul 2003 Posts: 1,693	04-27-2004 08:53 From: someone Second worst thing I did was put a speculum in the freezer on top of the ice cream when my GF at the time pissed me off. a speculum?? in the freezer??? thats pure evil!! they are cold enough as its!!! for the uninformed , thats what these insturments of evil look like. shiver imagine it cold, and very very personal. have a great day PS. If you value your innocence, dont EVER enter in "speculum" in google image search. I'm going to go scrub my eyeballs now. _____________________
Maxx Monde Registered User Join date: 14 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,848	04-27-2004 12:36 deleted
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	04-27-2004 16:53 Gag! Ok, I can see WHAT a speculum does. My question is WHY is it used? _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Kei Mars z-list celebrity Join date: 27 Jan 2004 Posts: 228	Don't even go there 04-28-2004 03:28 From: someone Originally posted by Devlin Gallant Gag! Ok, I can see WHAT a speculum does. My question is WHY is it used? I am now totally clenched. Serves me right for reading this thread _____________________ :: Mars Japanese Gardens, Albion (99,131) ============================ :: the draGnet v4.0 the musings of a transgendered z-list celebrity
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	04-28-2004 04:15 But, I wanna now what the purpose is for using one. It looks to me like a torture device, but... _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Eggy Lippmann Wiktator Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 7,939	04-28-2004 04:35 Gynecologysts use it to dilate women's private parts and peek inside to look for infections and stuff. It's kinda medieval I guess. Some people use it for fun though
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	04-28-2004 04:48 FUN?!! Something that looks like that? Seems to me it would be like inserting a spiked cathater. _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Eggy Lippmann Wiktator Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 7,939	04-28-2004 04:57 Spiked? Eh, Devlin, sounds like you need to peruse www.goodvibes.com It doesnt look very different from your average dildo, you know.
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	04-28-2004 05:09 And, you know about thisa site how, Eggy? _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.

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