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Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
07-11-2003 16:53
Ok this Hippo nonsense has gone on unchallenged for some time now. Not that the hippo isnt, um, interesting and all. And yes, the hippo has its own game.

But, if the hippo leaves you wanting something more, look no further. Friendly, cute, spotted, tasty. Gives us meat, milk. If you're vegan it fertilzes your garden. I can go on and on. Yes, the cow is our friend.

Friendly mooing cows are now available free on all my properties so you can take one home today. These arent expensive prim laden cows either! nosiree! These are trim single prim easy to maintain cows.. and they need a home today!

PS: The cow promises to never crash sims!
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Dionysus Starseeker
Mostly Harmless
Join date: 31 Dec 1969
Posts: 764
07-11-2003 17:04
nah... the hippos were hotly contested in the hippo post, many animals attacked, yet all failed! I must admit... the bunnies agreement to an allegiance was most helpful.
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Hikaru Yamamoto
Oldbie
Join date: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 895
07-11-2003 18:15
Obviously you've never had a hippo sandwich Mis :P
Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 2,779
07-11-2003 21:35
Hey hey guys, Misnomers right. I need to say, cows are definetly my second favorite! Here here, what what!
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Hikaru Yamamoto
Oldbie
Join date: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 895
07-11-2003 21:40
Cows are the animal of RTCW :P
Alek Wu
LEFT-HANDED ELF!
Join date: 16 Apr 2003
Posts: 237
07-12-2003 09:41
I don't know why everyone is so hyped up about cows and hippos... SHEEP are clearly the best animals around! There are thousands of things you can do with sheep... from shearing to laying them on a sacrificial altar for a vampire bunny... :eek:
Oracle Omega
MMORPG Pioneer
Join date: 31 Dec 1969
Posts: 61
Farmland in Aqua
07-12-2003 09:58
I've got fenced farmland in aqua, and Misnomer was the first person to give me an animal (a cow) to roam in the pen.

This is an invitation for anyone to put a farm animal in there to keep my cow and goats company. If you have a scripted one that will stay inside the pen, all the better.

Ideally, the animals would all be like MJ's: Free to copy, so that others may share (and I can make edits for scale, etc.)

Of course, I reserve the right to remove anything that I feel is inappropriate for any reason. This includes Hippos. :-)

Oracle Omega
Hikaru Yamamoto
Oldbie
Join date: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 895
07-12-2003 10:59
If i put my hippo in there, they may get eaten :S

Alek, hippo shearing is really fun, you should try it. I love my hippo clothes.
Skippy Powers
Absolutely Pointless
Join date: 31 Dec 1969
Posts: 220
07-12-2003 11:06
OMG! You have no idea how much I will worship the cow!!! I love cows.. though I have taken a liking to fred, the Darkwood Mascot.

However I still think we all need to bow down to....

TROGDOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!!!!
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What?

He didn't win because there was no sheep catagory?!?!?!

THATS SHEEPISM!
Pituca FairChang
Married to Garth
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 2,679
07-12-2003 11:56
Goats are best. I put out my little goat every night before I log and it keeps my lawn trim and tidy. AND!! Goat meat is delicious as is goat cheese.

Taquitos de cabrita.
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
07-12-2003 21:43
Correct me if I'm wrong, but...

Cows are for milk, and BULLS are for eatin'. :D

Anyway, how many of us still moo at cows when we pass them on the road?
Dionysus Starseeker
Mostly Harmless
Join date: 31 Dec 1969
Posts: 764
07-13-2003 00:23
I sat on a hill once in tennessee, bored out of my mind. I heard a moo in the distance and proceeded to have an hour long chat with a cow.
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Hikaru Yamamoto
Oldbie
Join date: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 895
07-13-2003 15:07
You like them Rocky Mountain Oysters eh Teeny? ;)
Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
07-13-2003 20:23
From: someone
Originally posted by Hikaru Yamamoto
You like them Rocky Mountain Oysters eh Teeny? ;)


Ummm... Teeny doesn't consume the following...

Bottom feeding seafood
Something that has been used for thinking
Cardiopulmonary stuff
Digestive system stuff
"Reproducers" :D
Jonathan VonLenard
Resident Hippo
Join date: 8 May 2003
Posts: 632
END THE REBELLION
07-14-2003 09:12
The Hippos are very forgiving and if you end this rebellion against our rule right now we will not sit on you and crush you.

I give you till July 20th to end the rebellion or else we will sit on you and you will die.

Cows are dumb and only good for slaughter. Hippos are good for fun lovin. They are sexy and smart! Hippos are a great companions and there are many better Hippo jokes than Cow jokes.

We have already proven how the Hippo has defeated all challangers to its rule in the Hippo Thread, if the Cows continue this rebellion we will have to crush them too.

BRING IT ON!

JV!@$!@$!$!@$!!!!!!!
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CrowCatcher Valen
Senior Member
Join date: 2 May 2003
Posts: 290
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07-14-2003 09:34
I think I might perch crows all over the hippo grounds. Watching... waiting... Plotting... Hunting...
Tracey Kato
Royal PITA
Join date: 26 Dec 2002
Posts: 400
07-14-2003 09:48
I know how sneaky cows can be.......so just make sure they stay away from my Hippo Barn.



-TK
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CrowCatcher Valen
Senior Member
Join date: 2 May 2003
Posts: 290
Hahaha
07-14-2003 09:56
Hippo's have barns? Guess in SL they do!
LOL
Can't the hippo's and cows get along? Why must they be enemies? Why must the hippo's dominate? Isn't there room in SL for all the animals? Actually, an Africa inspired sim would be awsome! As many animals as we can make, just roaming around on sim grazing.
Did I hear a bird?.... BRB let me check....
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Oh, it was nothing... Just a black bird of some sort, perched on a wire....watching...
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Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
07-14-2003 10:31
Cows are peaceful. We will not war. We will not go away either. You may win in girth but we win in shear numbers.
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Pituca FairChang
Married to Garth
Join date: 17 May 2003
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07-14-2003 10:35
:D :D :D :D Miz
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Aurelie Starseeker
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Join date: 31 Dec 1969
Posts: 550
07-14-2003 10:39
MoooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

:p
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Hikaru Yamamoto
Oldbie
Join date: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 895
07-14-2003 11:33
HIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
07-14-2003 12:27
Cow Supporters now have their own tee.

Go to my store and pick one up for a buck or see me and I'll give one to ya.

Just say Moo!
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Darwin Appleby
I Was Beaten With Satan
Join date: 14 Mar 2003
Posts: 2,779
07-14-2003 12:56
Moo!
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Jonathan VonLenard
Resident Hippo
Join date: 8 May 2003
Posts: 632
07-14-2003 13:13
Darwin you traitor!!! Its time to pick a side and the time is now!!!!!


What happens when you hit ctrl,alt,shift, C.... NOTHING

but check out ctrl, alt, shift, H.... HIPPO! So we know what animal LL supports!!!!

It's all over, Hippos shall rule even if our Leader Darwin boots on us!

JV
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All the struggle we thought was in vain
And all the mistakes, one life contained
They all finally start to go away
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And I feel like I can face the day
And I can forgive
And I'm not ashamed to be
The Person that I am today"
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