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Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
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07-12-2005 20:45
"Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day." -- Richard Roeper I think it's at least partly because the female body has a better marketing department. My bits, btw, are like unto glorious jewels upon a velvet cushion, and my bottom has the musky bouquet of an aged Madeira. _____________________
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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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07-12-2005 20:54
Where as my ass looks like 2 frozen turkeys hastily tied together with a sausage skin and makes the sound of 20 angry ferrets shoved in a sock.
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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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07-12-2005 20:56
A random thought.
How do you see your own ass fully anyways? Its at that precise angle that you can only get about a 1/3 view no matter how much you turn. _____________________
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
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07-12-2005 21:59
Nobody's ass is so clean that it doesn't eventually create a stain and odor in your sofa I can't speak for your ass, Champie, but mine is clean as a whistle. If yours is leaving 'marks' around town, you might need a refresher course on basic hygene. _____________________
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
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07-12-2005 22:02
And I have a shitload of self esteem.. But I am also a realist.. and to be honest, I think male 'bits' are the most ill designed thing in the universe as far as aesthetics go... Like scrawny plucked chicken with a bowtie made of elbow skin... he may *FEEL* very nice, but it looks fucking horrible. Sorry, Siggy, but I have to strongly disagree. I think of it more like one of those old jack-in-the-box toys where you'd twist the handle and after a while *poof* up pops the little Mr. _____________________
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Champie Jack
Registered User
Join date: 6 Dec 2003
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07-12-2005 22:14
I can't speak for your ass, Champie, but mine is clean as a whistle. If yours is leaving 'marks' around town, you might need a refresher course on basic hygene. sorry Juro, nobody's ass is perfectly clean, including yours. _____________________
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Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
Join date: 27 Jul 2004
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07-12-2005 22:20
sorry Juro, nobody's ass is perfectly clean, including yours. Unless your couch doubles as a buffet table, I'm not sure I see the problem. Personally, I'm naked in my house about 1/2 the time, and I have no "stains or odors." _____________________
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
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07-12-2005 22:26
Hahah, this thread makes me laugh out loud.
 I chose "maybe if everyone else did it." I'm not a showy person ... _____________________
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
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07-12-2005 23:04
sorry Juro, nobody's ass is perfectly clean, including yours. I'm betting your ass (or mine, anyway) carries fewers germs, gunk, etc. than your hands. We carry all kinds of crap all over us, so by that logic we should simply dip ourselves in a vat of hot latex and poke air holes in it to make sure we don't spread around any dirty. I've been to several nudist locations ever since I was a wee toddler, and I can tell you, I've never seen the dreaded SKID. _____________________
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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07-13-2005 07:21
And there are very good hygenic/health reasons for keeping covered in public and public areas of private residences. Nobody's ass is so clean that it doesn't eventually create a stain and odor in your sofa Remember your mouth is the dirtiest place on the body not your backside. As for stains, I have never left a stain. Why? I have on my self at all times soft wet whips just for the back side. If I go to the bathroom at work I clean till I get no more on regular TP. I then use the wet whips to clean. When I am home I do the same but then take a fast shower to clean off the back side. My backside is as clean as the rest of me. I take no less then 2 showers a day. I can not get in to a clean bed dirty from the day. I can not get up from the night with out taking a shower (Something about my hair if I take only the evening shower by 11 my hair will look like it was not washed in 3 weeks.) As for odor there are three reasons for odor. #1 is hygiene, if you are not clean you will stink with or with out something on and why any one would want to have sex with you (that is not to any one in particular it’s a general you) is beyond me. #2 is gas, the amount of gas can be what you are eating and the level of smell is also what you are eating. #3 is sweet, if you are clothed all the time the natural sweat builds and it has a odor so more you are clothing it the more it will smell try airing it out like you air out a house. About hygienic/health reasons I agree and disagree about it. Yes if you do not keep good hygiene it is safer for others if you are covered. If you are clean and keep good hygiene then this is not a problem and is healthier to be natural. Keep your feet in shoes and/or soaks 24/7 see how fast they start to smell. My feet really do smell worse in winter because of this (at home they are free) but summer I go with sandals and they get to breath more and smell about 1/64th after wearing work shoes all day because of the sandals on the weekends. _____________________
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
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07-13-2005 07:29
I have on my self at all times soft wet whips just for the back side. If I go to the bathroom at work I clean till I get no more on regular TP. I then use the wet whips to clean. When I am home I do the same but then take a fast shower to clean off the back side. WOW… how to wipe yer arse in 3 easy steps… now I have seen everything… carry on!  _____________________
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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07-13-2005 07:32
WOW… how to wipe yer arse in 3 easy steps… now I have seen everything… carry on! at least I dont have stains like they said I would  _____________________
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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Join date: 10 Aug 2004
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07-13-2005 07:32
How did i miss this thread? This is hilarious.
I've sunbathed topless and skinny dipped in the wilds of Algonquin Park in Ontario with a friend. Canadian lakes are the best. No one else was around for miles so I was fine. As far as taking it all off in front of strangers... I don't think i could do it. BOO ME!_____________________
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Billy Grace
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07-13-2005 07:34
at least I dont have stains like they said I would mmmkay  _____________________
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
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07-13-2005 07:43
mmmkay be naked mmmmmmmmmkay drugs are bad mmmmmmmmkay Love south park. _____________________
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Billy Grace
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07-13-2005 07:46
nakie be gooood
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Severe Whiplash
A.K.A Ywoski Khan
Join date: 3 Oct 2004
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07-13-2005 08:00
personally i think i'm ugly and might scare everyone off but quite a few girls said i'm hot so..... Maybe if everyone else was i may bathe nude
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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07-13-2005 08:03
personally i think i'm ugly and might scare everyone off but quite a few girls said i'm hot so..... Maybe if everyone else was i may bathe nude cud be embarrassing tho if a really fit nudist woman walked past and i got a stiffie tho Always keep two towels with you. One for sitting on, one for cover up when needed. Really why are you hard on your self? Why call your self ugly? _____________________
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
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07-13-2005 08:16
personally i think i'm ugly and might scare everyone off but quite a few girls said i'm hot so..... Maybe if everyone else was i may bathe nude cud be embarrassing tho if a really fit nudist woman walked past and i got a stiffie tho You miss the whole point of going nude, which is distinctly non-sexual. Sunbathing in the nude is not about showing off, checkin out the guys/girls, it's about laying out and enjoying the sun wearing only what you came into this world with. Oh - stiffies happen - roll over on your belly and tan your back for a bit and it will go away. _____________________
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Severe Whiplash
A.K.A Ywoski Khan
Join date: 3 Oct 2004
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07-13-2005 08:25
i hardly go on holiday and hardly ever bathe (even when on holiday) at home i'm on the PC playing SL on holiday you'll find me at the nearest internet cafe lol
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Barnesworth Anubis
Is about to cry!
Join date: 21 Jun 2004
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07-13-2005 10:22
Oh - stiffies happen - roll over on your belly and tan your back for a bit and it will go away. Thats no fun, when you get a stiffy there are better ways to releive it. _____________________
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Siggy Romulus
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07-13-2005 15:20
it's about laying out and enjoying the sun wearing only what you came into this world with. . A smile and the peculiar smell of cabbage? _____________________
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
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07-13-2005 16:04
A smile and the peculiar smell of cabbage? Ya.. that too. _____________________
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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07-13-2005 18:20
<-------- Loves Haulover Beach
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Uber Hathor
Registered User
Join date: 8 Jan 2005
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07-14-2005 16:20
Come meet me at my favorite place, the Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Indiana. I will be there Sunday for the "Nudes-A-Poppin" event.
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