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Application Thread for Magellan's new expedition
Oz Spade
ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
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03-01-2005 23:28
From: Champie Jack
I got the booze!


Based on Magellan's posts, I'd say Champie is in the lead.
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Lash Xevious
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Join date: 8 May 2004
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03-01-2005 23:49
From: Maeve Morgan
It's not hoochie hair it's Lash hair only like 16 prims :P


Hee hee! Sit on that, Cristiano! :p


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Magellan, take me on the next excursion, cuz ... I can drink. And ... I like to burn things. Aaaaaannnnd ... I have a nice ass. :D
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Oz Spade
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03-02-2005 01:10
From: Lash Xevious
Magellan, take me on the next excursion, cuz ... I can drink. And ... I like to burn things. Aaaaaannnnd ... I have a nice ass. :D


Would you like to join my expedition?
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Champie Jack
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Join date: 6 Dec 2003
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03-02-2005 16:03
Woot! I'm in the lead...what better qualification can there be?? Anyone?
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Eve Cartier
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Posts: 79
Pick me! Pick me!
03-02-2005 19:46
...because I have the time.
Silly Magpie
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Join date: 26 Dec 2004
Posts: 12
03-02-2005 20:46
From: Dakota Callahan
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch hour, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.



I liked that essay too. I still have a copy of it on my cube wall. For anyone who cares, it can be found in an issue of Harper's Monthly from the early 1990's. :D
Unhygienix Gullwing
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Join date: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 728
03-02-2005 21:01
"This is a copy of an essay that was written by Hugh Gallagher. The urban myth is that is that it was submitted by him for consideration in admission to NYU. The truth is, that this essay earned Mr. Gallagher first place in Scholastic Inc.'s high school writing contest in 1990."
:eek:
Dakota! I was so impressed with how thorough your application was, and submitted so quickly, too!

How disappointing
Postmark Jensen
is not a jerk.
Join date: 23 May 2004
Posts: 281
03-02-2005 21:16
Magellan, take me on the next excursion, cuz ...

I seldom wear pants, offend poopieheads, gift noobs cash, and have a fathomless ability to say inane shit like "Okay - My pants are rubber, my underwear is a pair of thongs. I am too sexy, yet I feel a need for handjiving"*

I also give great foot massages and can recite almost half of the states before I need to go and eat a puppy to replenish my psionic energies.

Children fear me, for I am like a huge stalk of brocolli. Take me, and I promise to wink at all the animals we come across. And even those that you cannot see but I can.

FOR I AM POSTMARK!



* Real quote I dug up from a day at Ahern.
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Postmark Jensen
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Join date: 23 May 2004
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03-02-2005 21:21
By the way everyone, just give up now. When I am cornered, I cause mens' crotches to itch, and women suddenly become filled with gumption...BUT NOT THE GOOD KIND! Just give up and all will be well.

Until I find you AFK and mount your head like a swollen pony.
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Dakota Callahan
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03-02-2005 22:56
From: Unhygienix Gullwing

Dakota! I was so impressed with how thorough your application was, and submitted so quickly, too!

They say that plagerism is the sincerest form of flatterery. Suffice it to say that I grabbed the nearest resume and adapted it to my needs. Alas, Magellen left without me.
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Tiger Crossing
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Join date: 18 Aug 2003
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03-03-2005 11:06
Because if you find a tank, you should put a Tiger in it.
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Postmark Jensen
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Join date: 23 May 2004
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03-03-2005 17:36
Wow, you're old, Tiger ;) Now who is going to get that joke...besides other old people like me. *sob*
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Baba Yamamoto
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Join date: 26 May 2003
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03-04-2005 00:29
I don't wanna go ;0
Prokofy Neva
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03-04-2005 05:11
Because I don't believe that older players should appoint themselves as gate-keepers and decide who does or does not go on an expedition to Magellan's continent?

That would be my best shot, but I could cite many others. :p
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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03-04-2005 06:24
From: Prokofy Neva
Because I don't believe that older players should appoint themselves as gate-keepers and decide who does or does not go on an expedition to Magellan's continent?


You need new material. This is the same bit I paid to see last week at the comedy-fest.
gene Poole
"Foolish humans!"
Join date: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 324
03-04-2005 06:47
From: Unhygienix Gullwing
Mostly, because I have a map that I purchased not two nights ago, from an old man who's been to the new land. Prims, Magellan. This new land is full of prims, entire cities of them.
Wait, if you have a map, isn't "exploring" a little bit redundant? :p

From: Maeve Morgan
... I have a full set of Francis Chung weaponry to deal with hostile natives, ...
Do you suppose that they could be hostile because they are natives? :p (Think about it).

Anyway, good thread, some fairly funny stuff. :)

Baba kinda beat me to it, but I was gonna say "Take me, because I don't want to go, and the universe is always conspiring against me, so let's just get it over with." :)
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