If you watch Cops to keep up on what the kinfolk are up to, you might be a Redneck.
If you think gold lame` and leopard print are complimentary, you might be a Vegas Redneck. (we have our own special brand of 'white trash' here.)
If the tires on your truck are 9/10th of it's height, you might be a redneck.
If you have your truck jacked up 4 feet, but normal sized tires, you might be a redneck.
If you have a $2,000 gun rack in a $200 vehicle, you might be a redneck.
If you have a $5,000 stereo system in a primered Honda Civic, you might be an Urban redneck.
I was at the gym one day, wearing sneakers, and a man commented to me, "Wow, is that your real height?" ...Here's your sign!