Please post a "You Might Be a Redneck" or "Here's Your Sign", or both!
Here's mine:
If you own a rundown truck, with a $200 decal on the windshield that reads, "GIT 'ER DUUN!!", you might be a redneck! (this truck is on the street where I live)
I was walking across the street today to get to my apartment. I crossed it and this old guy was sitting in a chair and was watching me, and he yells, "Why you walking? Don't have a car?"
I said to him, "I do, but I need the exercise!" (I'm incredibly small).
Here's your sign...
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Arbel Vogel
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04-04-2005 11:08
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Rose Karuna
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04-04-2005 11:44
Would driving down US 1 in South Florida with a brief case full of guns that I don't own in my trunk and two live opossums in my back seat qualify?
'Cause if so, then I'm a redneck. Then again, it could just be that Carl Hiaasen sort of weirdness that catches up with all Floridians sooner or later. . _____________________
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Lianne Marten
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04-04-2005 12:33
If you own a rundown truck, with a $200 decal on the windshield that reads, "GIT 'ER DUUN!!", you might be a redneck! (this truck is on the street where I live) What does Git 'Er Duun mean? _____________________
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Maeve Morgan
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04-04-2005 12:39
It's the tag line for the comedian Larry the Cable Guy. He's funny but it's not real high class stuff. http://www.larrythecableguy.com/
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Akuma Withnail
Money costs too much
Join date: 29 Aug 2004
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04-04-2005 12:45
Hey Arbel, how did you know that decal cost $200? It's your truck isn't it? C'mon, own up.
Rose, I don't think it counts unless the possums are dead and their deaths were the result of the guns in the truck.  |
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
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04-04-2005 12:48
It's the tag line for the comedian Larry the Cable Guy. He's funny but it's not real high class stuff. http://www.larrythecableguy.com/ Yeah, I know that... I see him on Comedy Central sometimes. But what does it mean? "You might be a redneck" is a punchline... but what does Git 'Er Duun actually mean? And sorry to derail the thread, but I honestly would like to know  You might be a redneck if your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. _____________________
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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04-04-2005 13:03
Hey Arbel, how did you know that decal cost $200? It's your truck isn't it? C'mon, own up. Rose, I don't think it counts unless the possums are dead and their deaths were the result of the guns in the truck. /*** Whew - wipes brow. narrowly escaping the redneck bubble. The opossums were alive - they broke into my house through the dryer vent and were running amock one night so I captured them in a live cage and took them to the local state park where they could roam free and happy. The briefcase full of guns belonged to a friend who was moving and I was taking them to him. Nevertheless - the combination of the two in the car made me really nervous, because I thought, man if I get pulled over... How am I ever going to expain this? . _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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04-04-2005 13:07
So I was walking my dog one day and someone walks by and says... "Oh, walking your dog?" So I said..."No, I was walking the leash and the dog came out of nowhere and crashed right into it"
Here's your sign... _____________________
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
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04-04-2005 13:09
So I was walking my dog one day and someone walks by and says... "Oh, walking your dog?" So I said..."No, I was walking the leash and the dog came out of nowhere and crashed right into it" Here's your sign... Boy I must be living in a cave or something... what's the "Here's your sign" for? It was a funny joke I just don't get why the end was tacked on there If you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.... you might be a redneck. _____________________
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Maeve Morgan
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04-04-2005 13:18
That's Bill Engvalls comic tag line back in the mid 90s he had a thing about stupid people needing to wear signs. http://www.billengvall.com/content/home.html
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Lianne Marten
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04-04-2005 13:19
Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I see now... thank you
*puts on her sign* _____________________
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Arbel Vogel
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04-04-2005 13:20
Hey Arbel, how did you know that decal cost $200? It's your truck isn't it? C'mon, own up. I wish! Unfortunately I don't own vehicle at the moment, but one day, I'll have that truck! Oh and the decal was fancy-looking, so I estimated.  |
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Loki Pico
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Join date: 20 Jun 2003
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04-04-2005 13:37
My most redneck moment was when I found myself on the Fourth of July drinking beer, throwing fireworks into the bonfire and listening to Nascar on a yellow DeWalt radio.
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Arcadia Codesmith
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04-04-2005 13:38
I'm thinking about designing and building my very own virtual trailer, complete with Christmas lights around the plywood porch, rusted propane tanks up front, and a pickup on cinder blocks.
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Arbel Vogel
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04-04-2005 13:43
My most redneck moment was when I found myself on the Fourth of July drinking beer, throwing fireworks into the bonfire and listening to Nascar on a yellow DeWalt radio. Haha, throwing fireworks in the bonfire is the best thing EVAR! |
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David Valentino
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04-04-2005 13:45
I was at a kegger one time, chewing tabacco and drinking beer, and was shocked when this cute (and very rich) blonde came up to me with her girlfriend and asked if they could have some of my Copenhegan. I popped open the lid, held it out to them, and watched as they put a pinch into their lips like real experts. Needless to say I fell in love at that moment. It was like a dream...
Other than that, and the fact that I grew up in a small logging town, I've had no redneck moments. _____________________
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Nimue Galatea
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04-04-2005 13:51
You might be a redneck if...
Your satellite dish has birdbath in it. OR You might be a redneck if... There is a family of feral cats living under your trailer. HAHA |
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Jolene Jade
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04-04-2005 16:39
....if you think the last 3 words to our National Anthem is "START YOUR ENGINES".....
....if your garage is bigger than your house........ ....if you got yard art for every holiday...... ....if you mow the lawn and find a car......you mite bea redreck! _____________________
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Wanker Kraken
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04-04-2005 16:45
..... If your name is Wanker ....
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Neehai Zapata
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04-04-2005 16:52
If your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
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daz Groshomme
Artist *nuff said*
Join date: 28 Feb 2005
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04-04-2005 17:03
I was at a kegger one time, chewing tabacco and drinking beer, and was shocked when this cute (and very rich) blonde came up to me with her girlfriend and asked if they could have some of my Copenhegan. I popped open the lid, held it out to them, and watched as they put a pinch into their lips like real experts. Needless to say I fell in love at that moment. It was like a dream... Other than that, and the fact that I grew up in a small logging town, I've had no redneck moments. _____________________
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Paolo Portocarrero
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04-04-2005 21:43
You are gay and you and your boyfriend resort to watching WWF to get in the mood.
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Akuma Withnail
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04-04-2005 23:57
You are gay and you and your boyfriend resort to watching WWF to get in the mood. Wouldn't it be more fun to oil each other up and wrestle each other for real, the prize for the winner being some sexual favor or other? WWF! Really Paolo! Don't you have those tapes of the naked guys wrestling that they show in the gay nightclubs? |
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Nolan Nash
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04-05-2005 00:02
You might be a redneck if...
-You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. -Your high school Prom had a daycare. _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Arbel Vogel
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04-05-2005 06:40
-Your high school Prom had a daycare. HAHAHA, holy crap, always a good one! That was about 20% of my female class. |
