What is your dream job?
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Chris Altman
Leave the lights on!
Join date: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 83
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10-27-2004 04:01
Linguist, but an especially cunning one.
Condom tester.
Marital aid mold model.
Do female porn stars have fluffers, like the guys do?
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-27-2004 05:42
From: Eggy Lippmann Unkillable vagina tester  i thought i interviewed your for that already o.O I wanna be... an elastic band maker.. just THINK how many eyes you see getting poked out everyday... or whatever.. not poked BAH you know!
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Mickey Valentino
Disciple of the Watch
Join date: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 230
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10-27-2004 06:53
Like most people my dream job overfills my pockets to the tune of.. 2-3 million a year, but more importantly it would be one helping people and fighting the injustices of the world and helping the little people to succeed and do well.
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--Gerry Spence
These are very sad times to be an American but where is the rage among the citizenry? Where are the flag wavers who so laud the freedoms symbolized by a flag and written by quill pens in our constitution? Why are we not rallying in the streets against this sort of attrocity? Why because we are gluttonous lazy bastards who say it won't happen to me so who cares. --Ishtar Pasteur
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Leilany LaFollette
Not old, just older
Join date: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 686
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10-27-2004 08:49
Mickey, you forgot to say *world peace* ROFL I want Samantha Brown's job (Quirky host of *Great Hotels* on Travel Channel). I also want Mari Rodriguez-Ichaso's job (Travel reporter for Vanidades Magazine). I would be insanely happy if I had both their jobs at the same time If neither one of them intend to give up their jobs any time soon (*&@#^*#), I'd like to keep doing what I do (proofread, edit, translate) from at least half the places they've been to! Leilany Who loves to travel 
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Es el libertador. Es el océano, lejos, allá, en mi patria, que me espera...
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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10-27-2004 09:33
Well if it was a situation were that I had to make a living, I'd become a coroner/medical examiner. I doubt that they will figure out a way to "off-shore" that job anytime soon and I doubt that I'd have to listen to much crap from my "clients". I'd actually considered this when I got laid off a couple of years ago. If the situation was one where I'd won a big ass loto - I'd buy a bunch of land, create natural habitats on it and begin rescuing animals.
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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10-27-2004 09:47
A salaried DJ or a food critic.
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From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
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Beryl Greenacre
Big Scaredy-Baby
Join date: 24 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,312
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10-27-2004 10:19
I want to be a best-selling author. The "author" part, I can do; it's that darned "best-selling" part that's so elusive.
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Latonia Lambert
Registered User
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 425
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10-27-2004 10:46
In fantasy land, i would like Bill Gates to discover i am his long lost love child from a visit to London many years ago. To compensate me for the the anguish i have lived with he hands over a US$10 billion check. I could do an awful lot of good in the world with that sort of money, whilst having a bloody good time myself. In reality, i would love to have been a dendrochronologist. Latonia |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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10-27-2004 23:12
Isn't that someone who studies the rings in people teeth to see how old they are?
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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10-27-2004 23:15
I wanna be Devlin's Diaper Changer. It will prolly get me in good with the man upstairs and I can sell the contents of the dirty diapers as fertilizer.
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Latonia Lambert
Registered User
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 425
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10-28-2004 03:13
ha ha Devlin - trees!
But its far more than that.
Latonia
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-28-2004 03:14
I'd like to have Linden God Powers and be Eradicator of Clubs.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-28-2004 03:20
i would like to be a merkin
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-28-2004 03:21
From: Willow Zander i would like to be a merkin LOL! That's quite an aspiration. mer·kin ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mûrkn) n. A pubic wig for women. |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-28-2004 03:24
*sighs*
someones gotta do it
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Ace Cassidy
Resident Bohemian
Join date: 5 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,228
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10-28-2004 03:26
I want to be a "political bitch slapper". Whenever a politician says something stupid, I'm the guy who walks up, and bitch slaps the idiot.
Long hours, I'm sure, but I'm also sure it would be incredibly satisfying.
- Ace
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