soldier for hire

I am ready and willing to do any dirty work someone may want me to do. I am a skilled anylist, tracker, and assasin. I am willing to anything from event protection to assainations. Contact me in world for my price list.

Dang, I hope he means in SL...

Yikes

Either way, its scary...

I picture myself sitting in the rising sun on my SL house and getting picked off .


(I trust he is more accurate at shooting than spelling)

Can I hire you to sit at the front desk after hours?

Just take messages and keep people from stealing office supplies

I can provide uniforms.

I only do acts of revenge and intel gathering and an occasional protection job. I am not cheep but i am willing to negotiate. I was trained in jessie. I am one of the few surviving JLA members. Any work would be appreciated.

questions...

1) why do you need to do acts of revenge on someone? That's most likely a TOS violation.

2) You can't kill anyone.

3) Protection is unnecessary outside of Jessie.

LF

I dont ask questions. I dont care if people can die or not. Basically i have to work in jessie. All i can do is bug people. So what? I will not argue with someone who wants acts of revenge and is willing to pay.

ok, but a TOS violation = no more bam perkins.

If you harass someone, and they report it, and the lindens go "oh, okay" and bop you outta the game, you're gone. Finito. Done. Ixnay. Banished.

LF

I am hiring myself out to protect peeps from Bam Perkins.

If i get hired an I go off and kill someone repeatedly then i want them to no its not personal.

Now, Bam, what about this might I find funny?

-_-;

lol, touch me and i'll send you to the stratosphere permanently!

No, seriously. All I'd need is for you to answer the phone and walk the grounds every hour or so.

I have damage enabled on my property, so I suppose you can shoot people. I won't promise they won't shoot back, though. And, when the Lindens come to take you away, remember: all I wanted you to do was to water the plants and answer the phone

So, wages. Hmmm. Current wages for a Security Gu...er...Soldier for Hire is about USD$7.00/hr. Divided by the current exchange rate is....um....hmmm...uhh...$L2333 per hour!?

Uh, nevermind

Why are you guys criticising me. Everyone in Jessie is a soldier for hire. What have i done to make you all mad. I am just an honest guy looking for work. Sorry if i offended anyone with the idea.

It just sounds simply like a 12 year old dream, thats why. Its stupid and theres no reason for it. And Im known for always being in jessie, andi m not a soldier for hire

Okay, Bam Perkins, there is this guy who walks around like he owns the place or something, someone by the name of Phil Londin or something like that. What will it take?

This post kinda reminds me of a prank auction which ran on ebay last year. I didn't find this myself, but someone in the old MCO forums found, and posted a link to it. I actually saved the text. Here goes...

I will kick your ass.
Item # 1641798199

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.

Before the auction was axed, max bid was $1.75 US.

Remember:

OMG! I remember that on eBay, that was sooo hilarious!

- Tay

I have formed a security consulting company. It will be located in Jessie. Since they are adding a new combat sim I figure people will need security and security consulting. Contact me for a consulting session and learn about are services.

Ok Perkins, their is a reason that Jessie has a POP of 100% soldiers for hire! No one wants to be bothered so all that remains is you guys. If you attack someone because someone hired you, and that perosn reports you, then you get banned... I will laugh my ass off! Oh btw, I will state this again... if you ever try anything to me or any of my friends in SL, you'll never touch the ground again... or you'll be part of the ground. *speaking in a jolly i'll kick you ass manner* Either way, just a word of caution, the "nothing personal" tell that to a Linden when they receive 20 abuse reports about you!

LOL

Hey Nexus can you read? If you cant you shouldnt be posting. I recently posted that i am opening a security solution business. I am sorry you are conveluted enough to associate that with soldier for hire. I provide legitimate security to several businesses while being hired for private missions. I am sorry you didnt read the post all the way through. Please never threaten me again.

Again, what security does anyone need outside jessie? This isn't Everquest, with player killing zones all over the place.

LF