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Alaska Metropolitan
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Join date: 5 Jun 2005
Posts: 259
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05-26-2006 00:39
I have two kitties. One thinks she's a dog: She will play fetch, walk on a leash, and knows a lot of human words on sound (don't say T-R-E-A-T around her.) They will both jump on people's heads and enjoy tripping people. (Siamese cats) One always sleeps on her tummy with front legs extended in front AND back legs extended behind her so she looks like a VERY flat cat. Or a little human.
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Merlyn Bailly
owner, AVALON GALLERIA
Join date: 7 Sep 2005
Posts: 576
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05-26-2006 01:21
From: Starax Statosky When in the garden. It digs an hole, poos beside the hole and then fills the hole in.
Indoors - It stands in the litter tray and hangs its ass over the side of tray and craps on the floor.
Is this common?
I've tried talking to it but it doesn't seem to listen. Do I need a new cat?
Please help!!! Yeah -- my roommate's old cat couldn't manage to hit the box half the time. We had to cover most of the floor around the litter box (4' radius) with newspapers. The other one didn't like the motorized litter box -- would do her business and then bolt out of it like all the demons of hell were chasing her.
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Aleister Leonov
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Join date: 11 Jan 2006
Posts: 68
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05-26-2006 01:56
My parents cat poops just fine, the problem he has is our next door neighbour keeps feeding him sausages agains my parents express instructions not too.... End results is regurgitated sausages left on top of the kitchen cupboards over night... They have a good 6 - 7 hours to ferment before my dad is expected to clear 'em up.... lovely... My mum and dad don't get on with their neighbour too well...  On a less yucky note, I will never forget the look of another of my parents cats when it was being chased by their dog. The cat (now in the big cat kennel in the sky) thought a quick diversion throught the rose trellis wound shake the dog off but didn't take notice of it's wiskers. The cat got his head stuck and the mutt decided that was too good to miss out on and proceded to satisfy it's reproductive desires.... I've sure you could hear the cats wails of disgust a mile away.. 
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
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05-28-2006 01:20
So, does your cat poo straight yet then?
Have you tried attaching a funnel to its backside?
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Starax Statosky
Unregistered User
Join date: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,099
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05-28-2006 05:12
Progress update: My cat still can't poo straight. I've decided that he may need a bigger box:  |
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Zepp Zaftig
Unregistered Abuser
Join date: 20 Mar 2005
Posts: 470
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05-28-2006 07:05
The cat is probably just stressed. Give it a beer and let it watch some tv and relax a bit, that might help it poo straight.  |
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Pete Vox
Registered User
Join date: 8 Apr 2005
Posts: 6
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05-30-2006 04:18
Still think you should consider the needle and thread option. It's a life-lesson for your cat yes, a hard lesson some may say...but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
Have to warn you though that it's kinda traumatic watching (and listening to) your cat trying to poo through a sewn-up bum.
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