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Hiro Queso
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Join date: 23 Feb 2005
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09-22-2005 14:22
From: Chance Abattoir Oh... I get it... because the octopus is Scottish, right? lol! |
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Nisa Stravinsky
Danger Mouse
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,238
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09-22-2005 15:02
From: Hiro Queso It's one of those jokes that if exlained would make it no funnier. If you didn't laugh the first time, you wouldn't after the explanation. Actually I did laugh, it was pretty funny...
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Eddie Escher
Builder of things...
Join date: 11 Jul 2003
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09-23-2005 00:54
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar...
The barman looks up and says...
"is this some kind of joke?"
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
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09-23-2005 00:56
From: Eddie Escher An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar...
The barman looks up and says...
"is this some kind of joke?" Hahaha... that one made me laugh.  Living life as a cliche and becoming self-aware of that! |
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Jauani Wu
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Join date: 7 Apr 2003
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09-23-2005 01:03
From: Hiro Queso OK a joke with a barman as requested earlier in the thread  'For my third wish , and I regret saying this now , I'd like half my head to be a big orange.' AWESOME! 
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Ben Bacon
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Join date: 14 Jul 2005
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09-23-2005 03:54
From: Chance Abattoir Oh... I get it... because the octopus is Scottish, right? Well, Gee, Thanks, Chance! I'm sending the keyboard and screen cleaning bill to you! |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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09-23-2005 04:26
Ok here is my crap joke for the day:
Guy walks into a bar, talks to a few biker looking dudes, and walks away, thinking he's been shunned for being all scrawny and geeky looking the barman offers him a free drink.
They sit and chat and the man gets a bit tipsy and tells the barman how much of a fantastic aim he has when hes peeing whilst drunk. The barman shakes his head and doubts the man, who then challenges him to a contest.
"I bet" says the man "I can pee into that shot glass and not spill a drop" The barman laughs and bets him £20 that he can't, so the man whips his wang out and starts peeing, completely missing the glass, the barman laughs and beckons over a few people to heckle the man.
"Fine" said the man, "how about we try a pint glass! I bet I could do that! I bet you £50 I can do that!"
The barman thinking its easy cash agrees, and sets out a pint glass, again the man aims and fires, completely missing the glass, only managing to get a lil splash in, by this time a bigger crowd have gathered, all laughing and pointing, the bikers just watch from afar.
"RIGHT" says the man "Last time! I bet, I can get some in a bucket! without spilling a drop, slurring slightly"
The barman agrees but only for £100, sets out the bucket and waits.
The man whips it out again and starts peeing, he completely missing, peeing all over the bar, all over the customers and all over the barman.
Everyone laughs, all being a bit merry. The barman says "ok mate, enough is enough, have another drink on the house, then pay up"
The man leisurely finishes his drink, the crowd dispersing, wanders over to the bikers, shakes their hands and wanders back to the barman with a wad of cash and hands him £100, the barman asks "what did they give you all that for"
"well" said the man "I bet them, i could come into your pub, pee all over you, your customers and your bar and that you would laugh about it and give me a drink"
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Lecktor Hannibal
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Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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09-23-2005 05:37
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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