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Anya Truss
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07-26-2006 11:16
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upper body strenght it takes to lift such large penii<that is plural for penis isnt it?>..but whats even worse would be the...


... the scars left on their children's minds when their father's trophy comes up in conversation. they immediatly react by ....
Billybob Goodliffe
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07-26-2006 11:20
jumping head first into the ceiling fans because........
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07-26-2006 11:27
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jumping head first into the ceiling fans because........


they couldnt quite come to terms that, long ago, this thread began with the travels of bob the over weight platypus and his 5 elephant friends...who, while on thier way to the dairy queen discovered that bob had image issues, so bob went to the drive thru instead where the man at the window called bob the fattest platypus he had ever seen, which made bob very angry, so he ate the head of the man for three years, which in turn...
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07-26-2006 11:29
Bob was tried for aggravated annoying and sentenced to 6 months of writing on the SL forums from his cage in the zoo next to the...........
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07-26-2006 11:30
midget brothel. More Mid-Masturbatory Midget Tossing for all, and as people placed bets, they....
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-26-2006 11:32
From: Corvus Drake
midget brothel. More Mid-Masturbatory Midget Tossing for all, and as people placed bets, they....


yelled loudly towards the brothel" who has the dip"?..of which the madam of the brothel replied...
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Sally Rosebud
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07-26-2006 11:35
I have the dip, and if you want some you will have to do my bidding. I will need 10...
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07-26-2006 11:36
we don't have any hence why they are mid-masterbatory, DOH! but if you come <snickers> back next wednesday we might...........
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07-26-2006 11:37
pies and margaritas made with lots of tequeila and served with............
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Sally Rosebud
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07-26-2006 11:40
NACHOS, and of course mojitos! The midgets will have to serve the food on golden...
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07-26-2006 11:41
paperclips that are welded to........
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07-26-2006 11:42
llamas, with imbedded rhinestones from the "Bedazzler". The Maker of the Bedazzler was there, some chick with a silly name, and she was murdered for her insolence by way of...
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07-26-2006 11:42
From: Sally Rosebud
NACHOS, and of course mojitos! The midgets will have to serve the food on golden...


red haired virgins, all wearing the state flag of thier birth, while dancing wildly with scorpions attached to thier...
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-26-2006 11:43
ooopsie missed it there sorry <grin>
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07-26-2006 11:44
From: Maerl Olmstead
ooopsie missed it there sorry <grin>


(sok, was funnier appended to mine)
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07-26-2006 11:44
my shotgun because she ignored the and so had to pay the price of.............
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07-26-2006 11:44
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(sok, was funnier appended to mine)


<i fink so too lol>
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07-26-2006 12:48
From: Maerl Olmstead
<i fink so too lol>

<your wrong just for the sake of being mean :D>

now where does Bob need to be?
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07-26-2006 16:08
Admission for all the midgets to go......
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07-26-2006 16:11
to munich for the beerfest where they will..............
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07-27-2006 02:23
From: Billybob Goodliffe
to munich for the beerfest where they will..............


...drink mass quantities


...eat mass quantities...

and go to mass...
where they will all ...
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-27-2006 04:29
watch the tape from the video cameras all over kinda like those on roller coasters, it will look something like this and they will all scream and rush the screen wanting.............
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07-27-2006 05:53
From: Billybob Goodliffe
watch the tape from the video cameras all over kinda like those on roller coasters, it will look something like this and they will all scream and rush the screen wanting.............


this...

the worlds largest box of raisins, which they will use to take over...
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07-27-2006 05:56
From: Maerl Olmstead
this...

the worlds largest box of raisins, which they will use to take over...

because raisins were perfectly suited for the climate of...............
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07-27-2006 06:08
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because raisins were perfectly suited for the climate of...............


the City of Mali,the capital of Tombouctou It is called “the pearl of the desert” and the “city of the 333 saints”.

“Tombouctou is located at the southern borders of the Sahara, in the north of the outer loop of Niger. It is connected to this one by channels and is served by the small river port of Kabara. The city is a regional center of trade of salt and other basic commodities. One manufactures there cotton textiles, leather articles and potteries.”



“Tombouctou: sand streets, children who play, of the indolent sheep, the mysterious Tuaregs, the asses blocked in the shade, the tents in the courses opened, the women in boubou, the groups of men who drink tea, a town square of sand, Al-Farouk the guardian genius, the call to the prayer, the hot wind, a blatérant dromedary, a market hall, an opened market, plates of salt come by caravan, the decorated doors giving on courses low, and the water drunk by sand in the streets, and the baker's ovens opening their black mouths, and the laughter, and them smiles, and curiosity, and blazing sun.” which is very bad for the ...
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