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Maerl Olmstead
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07-26-2006 04:48
Ok...heres my idea...forums are for creative people right?<looks around>:p

let write a story...a continuing story, about whatever you guys want...it can be three words...it can be 100 words..but lets just try and keep it flowing...ive seen some really kewl stories written this way...<ok im bored can you tell?>...any way


Once apon a time, there were...
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-26-2006 04:52
five elephants and one overly large platypus that wanted to go.....
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07-26-2006 04:56
From: Billybob Goodliffe
five elephants and one overly large platypus that wanted to go.....


...to the dairy queen, but Bob, the overly large platypus was reluctant, you see, his five Elephant friends, Billy, bobby,freddy,jimmy and Jose always made fun of his size and how much he ate, and he really didnt feel like being picked on that day so...
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07-26-2006 04:59
he went through the drive-thru on his barely tamed antelope which caused the drive-thru attendant to smirk and say...........
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-26-2006 05:01
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he went through the drive-thru on his barely tamed antelope which caused the drive-thru attendant to smirk and say...........


"MAN!!..your the FATTEST platypus ive ever seen!!!!..which made Bob very upset, so he...
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07-26-2006 05:07
bite the man to death using his duck-bill, when the man finally succumbed to the incessant biting three years later, Bob leaped to his webbed feet and shouted, "should have called AFUCK" and then he left and headed..........
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07-26-2006 05:20
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bite the man to death using his duck-bill, when the man finally succumbed to the incessant biting three years later, Bob leaped to his webbed feet and shouted, "should have called AFUCK" and then he left and headed..........



to dunkin doughnuts where he met another fat platypus who.....
Maerl Olmstead
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07-26-2006 05:20
From: Billybob Goodliffe
bite the man to death using his duck-bill, when the man finally succumbed to the incessant biting three years later, Bob leaped to his webbed feet and shouted, "should have called AFUCK" and then he left and headed..........


<you are twisted Billybob lmao>

...back to his 5 elephant friends, who had changed quite dramatically in three years, he noticed that his best friend of his 5 elephant friends, Jose, had a large...
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07-26-2006 05:26
scar that ran from his left ear to his right leg that he got from an unplanned trip over Niagra falls when the barrel he jumped onto to get away from the Mickey Mouse (wouldn't you?) was actually the one a man was going to try and survive the falls in. The scar gave him an air of credibility in his 'hood and helped him with........



*and yes I am twisted, what was your first clue?*
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to dunkin doughnuts where he met another fat platypus who.....

he promptly married since there is no way to tell male from female in the fat platypus species. They settled down to have slightly less fat platypi of their own but what hatched was and they ran away quacking....
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07-26-2006 05:49
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he promptly married since there is no way to tell male from female in the fat platypus species. They settled down to have slightly less fat platypi of their own but what hatched was and they ran away quacking....


ET Phone Home, which ET did and proceeded to.....
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07-26-2006 05:53
make little kids fly over the moon on their bicycles, however the kids couldn't land and ended up crashing into identified stationary objects or ISO's which you have to keep a very close eye because they will jump out in front of you because they were disgruntled pigmyies in a past life and are out to get all tall people because they...........




(I think I need a psych evalutation :D)
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-26-2006 05:56
From: Billybob Goodliffe
make little kids fly over the moon on their bicycles, however the kids couldn't land and ended up crashing into identified stationary objects or ISO's which you have to keep a very close eye because they will jump out in front of you because they were disgruntled pigmyies in a past life and are out to get all tall people because they...........


were always stepping on the pigmies and squishing thier eyeballs all over the sidewalks, which in turn really pissed off the street sweepers because everytime this happened...
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were always stepping on the pigmies and squishing thier eyeballs all over the sidewalks, which in turn really pissed off the street sweepers because everytime this happened...

Rocky and Bullwinkle would come down the street and they would have to cleanup behind the parade because people would throw radioactive confetti made exclusively in Iran's "reactors" because they posed the right combinations of..............
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-26-2006 06:07
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Rocky and Bullwinkle would come down the street and they would have to cleanup behind the parade because people would throw radioactive confetti made exclusively in Iran's "reactors" because they posed the right combinations of..............


the glass reaction vessel with a metal head, internal stirrer, dip tube, thermowell, cooling loop, and external valves and fittings, or alternatively an all metal system.
The standard material of construction for the head is Type 316 Stainless Steel with PTFE coated T316SS internals. As an alternative the head and wetted parts can be provided in any of the standard Parr materials of construction..of which we all know is...
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07-26-2006 06:13
From: Maerl Olmstead
the glass reaction vessel with a metal head, internal stirrer, dip tube, thermowell, cooling loop, and external valves and fittings, or alternatively an all metal system.
The standard material of construction for the head is Type 316 Stainless Steel with PTFE coated T316SS internals. As an alternative the head and wetted parts can be provided in any of the standard Parr materials of construction..of which we all know is...

Sugar, Spice and everything nice, but those only create rainbows and cupcakes and other really girly stuff. The real ingredients to make something should be, Whiskey, Gunpowder, and motor oil of course by combining these ingredients all you end up with is who is great fun at a bachelorette party because.........
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07-26-2006 06:14
pixie dust that has been extracted by leprechauns who....
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he turns into the worlds hunkyest Man, when he starts dancing with.....
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this man who is widely known as the worlds greatest dancer, especially his trademark dance............
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The chicken dance, where he dances with trained chickens who do.....
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07-26-2006 06:33
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The chicken dance, where he dances with trained chickens who do.....


...impressions of Bob hope on LSD..which we all know is..
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07-26-2006 06:35
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The chicken dance, where he dances with trained chickens who do.....

this and then cook buffalo wings for all the spectators yet fail to see the irony of chickens cooking chicken wings because they are blinded by.....
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the protesting buffalos who thought their brothers were on the.....
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07-26-2006 06:39
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this and then cook buffalo wings for all the spectators yet fail to see the irony of chickens cooking chicken wings because they are blinded by.....


the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong,
play the song with the funky break"
And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside
And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Asked me if I needed a ride
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it through the night
She's gonna make it through the night
But mama, that's where the fun is
But mama, that's where the fun is
Mama always told me not to look into the eye's of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is
Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone,
that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner,
watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone, reminding him of romance
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong"
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07-26-2006 06:44
From: Maerl Olmstead
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong"

because she new he couldn't find an appropriate picture using silicone sister in the search field because there are rules stating...........
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