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True facts about llamas

Chronic Skronski
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08-28-2006 08:55
Go ahead and start without me. I'll bring it up three weeks later. ;)
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Vivianne Draper
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08-28-2006 10:18
its not true necro posting unless you wait three or four months
Chronic Skronski
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08-28-2006 12:08
Then there was no true necroposting in this thread. :P
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Vivianne Draper
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08-28-2006 13:39
well yes but according to your AR its all just lies smoke mirrors and trolling anyway :D
Chronic Skronski
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08-28-2006 15:27
From: Vivianne Draper
well yes but according to your AR its all just lies smoke mirrors and trolling anyway :D

I didn't AR! I was just having some fun, and trying to express how frivolous the AR in the other "facts" thread was. I usually stick to AR-ing religious trolls.
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Vivianne Draper
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08-28-2006 15:52
Ding! Gotcha. I know it was a parody post. I didn't think you had AR'd it. I thought you were having some fun. Good on you :)
Chronic Skronski
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08-28-2006 16:20
I'm playful. I just tend to piss people off sometimes. :)
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Billybob Goodliffe
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08-28-2006 16:21
From: Chronic Skronski
I'm playful. I just tend to piss people off sometimes. :)

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Chronic Skronski
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08-28-2006 18:26
hahahhaahaha! You got it, Billybob. :)
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Daaneth Kivioq
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08-28-2006 21:57
MORE COMPLETELY TRUE FACTS ABOUT LLAMAS

Llamas can exceed 600mph in sprints.

Female llamas defending their young have kicked grizzly bears to death.

Llama urine is an impornant component int the world's most expensive and most treasured perfumes.

Llamas can scale vertical surfaces, due to there prehensile toes.

The llama is the only creature in the world that can eat raw tungsten ore, and excrete pure tungsten nuggets.

"Big Blue", the chess playing computer created by IBM, is a fake. There is a specially trained llama inside making the moves.

If woven correctyl, a sweater made from the belly fur of the rare norwegian llama, will stop machine gun rounds, and cannot be burned.

The British SAS, some of the toughest hand-to-hand combatants in the world, secretly train against llamas. So far, the llamas are undefeated.

A llama played the part of Captain Jack Sparrow int he new "Pirates" movie. He is uncredited because Johnny Depp's voice was dubbed in at the last minute.

Japanese filmakers considered using a giant mutant llama as the villian in one of thier monster flicks, but demurred when they realized that even Godjira at his best could never defeat such a creature.

Conan O'Brien is really a llama.
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Buster Venkman
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08-28-2006 22:09
"The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon.

It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey.
But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...
Look out, there are llamas! "


Hmmm... that WAS completely.... what's the word I'm looking for?

(No... wasn't thinking of plagiarized, but that works too, i suppose...)
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08-29-2006 08:38
The Death Star was originally going to be a giant Llama, but was changed at the last minute to get the movie a lower certification.
Vivianne Draper
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08-29-2006 08:55
i love you guys :)
Billybob Goodliffe
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08-29-2006 09:06
From: Vivianne Draper
i love you guys :)

really?
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Chronic Skronski
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08-29-2006 09:13
From: Vivianne Draper
i love you guys :)

Congrats on post 1000! :)
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Vivianne Draper
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08-29-2006 09:35
yeah :)

I didn't realize there were other llama lovers in the group. More fun facts! YAY


Also didn't realize I was at post 1k!. Go me!


From: Billybob Goodliffe
really?
Billybob Goodliffe
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08-29-2006 09:40
From: Vivianne Draper
yeah :)

I didn't realize there were other llama lovers in the group. More fun facts! YAY


Also didn't realize I was at post 1k!. Go me!

we all know Atlas pays a llama to hold up the Earth! I mean COME ON! I thought that was common knowledge?
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