As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding
seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip
while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
destination."
Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right?
Is the captain a woman?"
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know
what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant,
"We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office."
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 10:20
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Lianne Marten
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09-21-2005 11:01
Women make better pilots than men do
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 12:23
Women make better pilots than men do Actually I have seen studies that show this statement to be true. However, they can't drive a car worth shit _____________________
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Nisa Stravinsky
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09-21-2005 12:39
Actually I have seen studies that show this statement to be true. However, they can't drive a car worth shit As a private pilot, I thank you...and as far as the latter half of your statement, that's why I drive a Truck. _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 12:42
As a private pilot, I thank you...and as far as the latter half of your statement, that's why I drive a Truck. HAHAHA Nice job  _____________________
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Nisa Stravinsky
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09-21-2005 12:51
Actually I'm a great driver with a perfect record, I can't help it everyone else gets in my way!
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Juro Kothari
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More airline humor
09-21-2005 13:23
My coworker forwarded this to me the other day - an oldie, but still cracks me up.
The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch."  BTW, Nisa - what kind of craft do you pilot? _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 14:16
LMFAO
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Angel Coral
Otherworldly
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09-21-2005 14:45
That was great, Juro! *laughs out loud at work and is forced to explain myself!*
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Nisa Stravinsky
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09-21-2005 14:51
BTW, Nisa - what kind of craft do you pilot? Currently when I do fly it's a 76 piper cherokee 4 seater (hershey bar wings). I have flown a T-tail King air, a P-Baron and flown right seat in a Commander 1000, Beech 18e and a Cessna Caravan. _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 14:53
Currently when I do fly it's a 76 piper cherokee 4 seater (hershey bar wings). I have flown a T-tail King air, a P-Baron and flown right seat in a Commander 1000, Beech 18e and a Cessna Caravan. Wow very nice, I would like to meet you in world and share my MSFS war stories <---- is a frustrated virtual pilot for 10 years now. _____________________
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Nisa Stravinsky
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09-21-2005 14:55
Wow very nice, I would like to meet you in world and share my MSFS war stories <---- is a frustrated virtual pilot for 10 years now. did you purchase the latest MSFS? I did, the one in the collector tin. I haven't opened it yet. I'm too busy with SL and EQ2! Now someone's trying to addict me to WoW and EVE. GEEZ! I only have so much time in my life. _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 14:56
Yes i have the collector's tin and over $2g worth of sim hardware.
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Nisa Stravinsky
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09-21-2005 15:00
Yes i have the collector's tin and over $2g worth of sim hardware. Oh oh, don't scare me, you sound like someone I know I only have 2g worth of hardware (the computer I built) - and my old force feed back ms flight stick. _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 15:01
I have a complete center console with throttle pack and yoke. HEHEHE
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09-21-2005 15:03
*cough*flying geeks*cough*
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09-21-2005 15:04
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Nisa Stravinsky
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09-21-2005 15:05
I have a complete center console with throttle pack and yoke. HEHEHE See most of it here http://www.goflightinc.com/order/index.php Tell me you're single and you like technogeek female pilots  _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 15:07
Tell me you're single and you like technogeek female pilots ayup _____________________
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Nisa Stravinsky
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09-21-2005 15:08
ayup WOOHOO!! and on that note I have to go home, perhaps I will see you online. _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 15:09
I shall look forward to it if for no other reason to meet someone else cool in our world.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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09-21-2005 15:41
What is MSFS?
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Lecktor Hannibal
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09-21-2005 15:42
Microsoft Flight Simulator
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Ben Bacon
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09-22-2005 01:23
<---- is a frustrated virtual pilot for 10 years now. <---- was a frustrated virtual pilot for about 6 months, then accidentally bumped into SL now I can't remember the last time I launched MSFS  |
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Pete Fats
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09-22-2005 03:06
A woman landed this plane. True story.
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