Who would win in a war, furs or humans?
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Tre Giles
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08-13-2006 17:00
From: Alysia Loudon Nukes hit underground. Radiation kills furries too. Depthcharges, pollute the water ourselves so you can't swim.
Robots will come with EMP shielding, so don't try comebacks, cause it won't work.
Points negated, Humans win. jesus I <Edited out because I am now using the same tactic to PWN other people> Listen, we furries use NATURE, meaning, unlike you humans we have the chance survive the radiation, just because you loser humans die from it doesn't mean we have to. We can dig deeper then you think we can, robots... please, this is between species who will actually pose a threat to us, and the only species who could do that would be the pesky humans. Robots, we'll just capture you and reprogram you, don't think we can capture you?... then you must've never been to a forest before. So we'll have the robots working for the furries... Well kill the humans, survive their nukes, and then go alien hominid on them... cool. You invent emp shield, well just make a better EMP. The only way you humans will get us furries is if you come to the forest, and if you come to the forest you are gaurenteed a painful death, no matter how many you send in, none come out. Robots, please. Logers, don't think so. Nukes.. since we are lightyears ahead of human technology we will just create an automated air defense system (AADS) and then blow every nuke you send out of the sky before it reaches us. Humans, OMFG PWND n3wb! Steam powered robots?? That means we can take them down by force, your primitive technologies are nothign to us. Like I said before, if it ain't the humans or the furries, then you are just too weak to praticipate, that means everyone else. Points negated, Humans lose. Don't try to comeback with something stupid or made up, like an EMP shield, or the even weaker 'steam powered robot (LMAO THATS SO FUNNY)" thats just retarded. |
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Tre Giles
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08-13-2006 17:54
From: Press Escape Day 27.
"The humans have held out longer than we all expected. I can't believe the stamina they've managed to show this past week; looks like they don't plan on giving up this sector anytime soon. A dense artillery volley hit our broad side just a few hours ago.. needless to say I've been a little shaken up. Most likely why I'm curled up in this bunker with my journal in tow.
But what I've REALLY wanted to say is something that happened before the battery hit us. There was this fur. A new recruit, I think. His eyes were the most beautiful things I've seen in a long, long time.. which might not be saying much, looking out at the expanse of this wartorn waste we call the front line. Still, they spoke more to me than any amount of words could. He was filled with fear, no doubt about that.. but when we exchanged glances I could see the fear just pour free from his expression, somehow finding safety in my gaze. We seemed to look at one another for the longest time, blinking several times but never losing that look. Only when a superior office broke us up and shouted "TO THE FRONT!" did we move forth. Still, I knew I had to see him again.
That's when we met again. Not in the trenches this time, no.. but in the shower hall. Luckily our army never adopted the mundane policy of "Don't ask, don't tell". Otherwise we'd probably lose half our forces.. anyways, that's where I met him again. Our glance was shorter but much more meaningful without rifles in our hands.. and, well, naked of course. I tried my hardest to not glance down, but while giving him a once over I couldn't help it. A certain feline grace could be seen while he went to go wash himself down, totally silent across the slick floor until reaching the shower head. The way the droplets trickled down his silken hair sent a shiver down my body. How could I look away? The scene was too surreal.. no one else in the stalls, we both got dismissed early. Fate, perhaps? Or maybe a superior that caught both our looks?
I carefully approached him and took my place underneath a shower right next to him, enjoying the warm water soak into my fur and cleanse my hair, shivering in sated delight.. but no amount of pleasure derived from the water could take my gaze off of the tiger. I contemplated what I should say, thinking to myself hard and with undivided concentration.. and then he looked at me. It was a serious gaze with a slightly playful twing seen by the curled corners of his lips, one I couldn't help but smile back at. Then, slowly I made my approach without saying a word, slipping a paw around the back of his head, underneath that long and wet hair. His lips parted, waiting to be sealed with my own. Then I made my move.."
And THAT is why furries will never win the war. The Real Story: Dear Diary, its me, Press Escape again… its day 28…. The furies have held out longer than we all expected. I can't believe the technology they've managed to use this past week; it’s like they took the technology from the movie “War of the Worlds" and made it a reality. Their giant death bots that they stole from us, reprogrammed, remodeled, and sent against us have basically wiped all our stongest forces out, there are still a few hundred humans left on earth, btu they are all the newbies. We are all camping out in Britan since the George W Bush accidentally pushed the “Let furies have control over the United States” button... the one he created... The furies have started their massive attack on our stronghold just a few hours ago, they are storming the place now… if only we had awesome battle suits like theirs, we shoot their troops with tanks and the gaint bullets don’t even scratch them! Needless to say I've really been shaken up. Most likely why I just pissed my pants a few seconds ago. I'm curled up in this bunker with my journal in tow, masturbating to let off some of the stress, I hope they don’t hear me, I know I can hear them. But what I've REALLY wanted to say is something that happened before the stolen avatar prototypes they took from us hit us. There was this guy. A new recruit, I think. His eyes were the most beautiful things I've seen in a long, so sexy and round, so innocent, reminded me of my son… oh the memories. Which might not be saying much, looking out at the expanse of this war torn waste we call the front line. Still, they spoke more to me than any amount of words could. He was filled with fear, probably just masturbated a second ago, no doubt about that… but when we first exchanged glances I could see the fear just pour free from his expression, like he was pissing on my face, somehow finding safety in my gaze. Shit… I pissed my gaze on his ass back! We seemed to look at one another for the hours, blinking several times but never losing that feeling. Only when one of our own superior officers started shooting at the other guy and shouting "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE AN ATHIEST!!! FUCKING BITCH I WILL KILL YOU!” did we both move. When he said that I shit myself. Still, I knew I had to see him again or I’d keel haul myself. He was shot in the arm once and leg twice, when he was cornered at the edge of the forest. He didn’t want to go in the forest but he didn’t want to face his ALLY WITH THE AK. By that time I had taken up the gat-link gun, our most powerful weapon, with our exploding super armor piercing missile command bullets (or so we thought) it was like having a tank in the palm of my hand. I went to save him, I shot the officer with complete accuracy, and he fell to the ground. The guy looked at me, first scared, then a bit happy. He fell to his knees when I rushed over to him. “My leg… I can’t walk” he said. “Its OK, I’ll call for help.” I responded immediately. After radioing my comrades and getting the response “Go screw yourself, I am trying to do something with this hear nuke!!!”... I herd a crackle in the bushes. When I looked up I saw 1 person, I didn’t know if it was a man or furry, but he had the most amazing battle armor I had ever seen. I wish he was human, so I could fu- anyways the armor, it was a chest plate black and red with the words <-xEASHx-> or Elite Anti Human Squad on it but I can’t really remember anything else he had on. I turned the gat-link on him but to no effect, the giant bullets halted before him like out of that old matrix movie. I was struck with fear, even more shit came out my ass, and it was getting hard to concentrate with it all there. I turned around, one person behind me, it was the same guy. ‘How’d he get there so fast... ?’ I thought. Then, before my eyes three more materialized before me. I shit in my pants again, it started coming out of my leg. They aimed their guns at me and prepared to fire. Right then there was an explosion from behind them, mushroom cloud, they turned around. ‘Atomic…... Bomb??!!’ I thought. It was, indeed, an Atomic Bomb. I know now that a human set it off because he was pissed the furies were owning us. He killed so many of our troops that day, it was really the humans that wiped out most of their own species, that’s why we are in the situation we are in now. But for some reason… the furies protected us, they clicked something by their helmets and a shield formed around us, protecting us all. The furry offered me a hand; I was scared at first, drew back a few times, but then took it. The fur had the strongest grip, but then I felt a shock so painful I felt my hand was being eaten... so I blacked out…. When I awoke my supreme commander was sitting next to me, I was in a bed, I looked over at my hand, and it was fine. “How’d I get here?” I asked. “The furies gave you up here for the 2 furies we captured, a trade if you will.” He responded. “Where’s… the other guy?” I said, not aware it was in an innocent voice. The general smiled. “In the showers…” He replied. I got up and walked out. That's when we met again. In the shower hall, both naked. Luckily our army never adopted the mundane policy of "Don't ask, don't tell". Otherwise we'd probably lose the rest of our forces... anyways, that's where I met him again. Our glance was shorter but much more meaningful without the AKs in our hands... I tried my hardest to not glance down and his… well… yeah, but while giving him a once over, I couldn't help it. A certain manly grace could be seen while he went to go wash his delicates, totally silent across the slick floor until reaching the shower head. The way the droplets trickled down his seemingly glowing sack, hair glistening, sent a shiver down my body. How could I look away? The scene was too surreal... no one else in the stalls, we both got dismissed early. Fate, perhaps? Or maybe a superior that caught both our looks? I carefully approached him and took my place underneath a shower right next to him, enjoying the warm water soak into my pores and cleanse my skin, shivering in sated delight... but no amount of pleasure derived from the water could take my gaze off of the beautiful white man. I contemplated what I should say, thinking to myself hard and with undivided concentration... and then he looked at me. It was a serious gaze with a slightly playful twing seen by the curled corners of his lips, one I couldn't help but smile back at. Then, slowly I made my approach without saying a word, slipping a hand on his chest and my other underneath that long and wet dic- anyways. His lips parted, waiting to be sealed with my own. Then I made my move... and man what gay sex that was… I mean... shit my eraser isn’t working… NOOOOO. OK let me tell you of another story diary, it’s about me and this other guy I met d- *pencil goes to edge of page, blood spurts all over the rest of the text, seems the furies found him and killed him* And THAT is why the humans will lose; humans will never win the war. Check Mate. Praise Black Jesus. EDIT: I gotta make a flash out of this.. man... |
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Jesse Malthus
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08-13-2006 17:58
o.O O.o <brain explosion />
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Aodhan McDunnough
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08-13-2006 17:59
... war getting too messy...
*shifts to leprechaun avatar and slips into the faerie veil.
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Tre Giles
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08-13-2006 18:09
Sorry, but its the truth, *fiction* I found the old book on the internet, Escape copied it */fiction*! I just posted the true story.
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Takuan Daikon
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08-13-2006 18:30
From: Clydesdale Clapsaddle furries do not fit into the cannon Okay now that's just wrong. Who'd want to use furries as ammunition anyways?  |
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Tre Giles
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08-13-2006 18:43
Well the humans ran out of humans to shoot.. so they dressed the cannon crew... the last surviving humans... as furries and started shooting them out the cannon.
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Xemnas Claar
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08-13-2006 18:52
From: someone couple of sprigs of catnip and the furries will be rolling around in some delirious stupor
Couple of wads of cash and the humans will be rolling around in some delirious stupor. |
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Cordova Claar
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08-13-2006 19:56
From: Jonas Pierterson And steam powered machines aren't affected by emp at all so don't need shielding. but steam powered machines are effected by an old fashioned ass whuppin. |
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Jonas Pierterson
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08-13-2006 21:03
From: Cordova Claar but steam powered machines are effected by an old fashioned ass whuppin. Iron is as resistant to claws and teeth as steel. Your point?
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Jonas Pierterson
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08-13-2006 21:32
From: Tre Giles jesus I hate egotistic bitches. Make up your own shit you dumbfuck, don't steal mine.
-snip since the rest is bs-
You really hate yourself then, don't you? You're even, since both sides are equally creative. Machines can burrow deeper than furries, EMP shielding is IN FACT a reality. ------- Silicon-based shielding may protect military electronics from EMP By John McHale WASHINGTON-Engineers at Transtector in Hayden, Idaho, are producing electromagnetic pulse (EMP) shielding devices based on silicon for U.S. Department of Defense (DOD) classified applications. The company supplied EMP shielding equipment for two DOD contracts-one for a HUMVEE application and one for a missile command shelter, says Bill MaGee, business unit manager at Transtector. -------- science PRESENT, oh my Now quit making stuff up Points rebutted humans still winning. EDIT: Ok, we stop making stuff up.. ~looks around the globe~ No furries. Humans win by default. You lose.
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Howie Lament
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08-14-2006 00:32
Am i the only one picturing the battle scene from Braveheart in my head, but with a lot of pale nerds in mascot costumes stumbling over the fields shouting FREEEEDOM!  |
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Clydesdale Clapsaddle
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08-14-2006 03:29
From: Takuan Daikon Okay now that's just wrong. Who'd want to use furries as ammunition anyways? canon as in story, or in the philosiphy.. but won't go down that road. (checked spelling) |
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Darkfoxx Bunyip
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08-14-2006 03:36
It's very simple really...
Humans VS. Furries = US military VS Vietnimh (or Vietcong as you know them prolly)
And we all know how that turned out...
Reason I compare furries to Vietnimh in this aspect is the advantages of being able to let nature work for us, the ability to burrow under as the vietnamese did, and of course in sheer outnumbering humans..
Bunnies, 'nuff said. ^.^
And, we got dragons!
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Yiffy Yaffle
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08-14-2006 04:03
I'm not warlike. i come to Sl to have fun with freinds. This isn't some combat game like AO or HL. Seeing i'm a wolf spirit, no one can really harm me. I'm not flesh and blood. Though i am in physical form.
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Jonas Pierterson
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08-14-2006 04:11
From: Darkfoxx Bunyip It's very simple really...
Humans VS. Furries = US military VS Vietnimh (or Vietcong as you know them prolly)
And we all know how that turned out...
Reason I compare furries to Vietnimh in this aspect is the advantages of being able to let nature work for us, the ability to burrow under as the vietnamese did, and of course in sheer outnumbering humans..
Bunnies, 'nuff said. ^.^
And, we got dragons! And if we had nuked vietnam the US military would have won. And we all know how Hiroshima and Japan during WW2 turned out. Points negated- nuff said.
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Jonas Pierterson
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08-14-2006 04:13
From: Yiffy Yaffle I'm not warlike. i come to Sl to have fun with freinds. This isn't some combat game like AO or HL. Seeing i'm a wolf spirit, no one can really harm me. I'm not flesh and blood. Though i am in physical form. Finally! Thank you Yiffy.
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Darkfoxx Bunyip
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08-14-2006 04:34
From: Jonas Pierterson And if we had nuked vietnam the US military would have won.
And we all know how Hiroshima and Japan during WW2 turned out.
Points negated- nuff said. If all furries would be living in their own seperate country, yes. But what if they were living among humans like on SL atm? Would you nuke let's say, New York? It would probably be more like urban warfare, then the classical Country VS other country... And aside from that, cockroach furries would survive any nuclear attack. (EDIT  Ther's too many factors that come to play in battles, that we can't take into account, like weather, place of the battles, available resources etc to really be able to judge who'd win. |
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Jonas Pierterson
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08-14-2006 04:39
Chere, Twinkies, and cockroaches.
The only thing we can really agree on is if we used cold hard facts, humans would win by default due to the lack of real furries.
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Darkfoxx Bunyip
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08-14-2006 05:09
Very good point...
Unless the furries are an alien race from a totally different planet.
Seeing as it takes quite advanced technology to travel between solar systems at least, or half the galaxy if they're from really a long way away, they'd be far more advanced then humans (in this day and age)
And if it's war they would come for in that case, we're pretty much fucked.
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08-14-2006 05:14
Nobody wins.... Let's start the free love revolution!!! Get it on with our interspecies mojo!
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Jonas Pierterson
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08-14-2006 05:24
From: Darkfoxx Bunyip Very good point...
Unless the furries are an alien race from a totally different planet.
Seeing as it takes quite advanced technology to travel between solar systems at least, or half the galaxy if they're from really a long way away, they'd be far more advanced then humans (in this day and age)
And if it's war they would come for in that case, we're pretty much fucked. Assuming all this, theres still the fact all planets have different microbes and life. Either side could have a common cold type virus that is mostly a nuisance to them but deadly to the other, ala War of the Worlds. But aside from that, yeah we're pretty much fucked, ala Independence Day.
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08-14-2006 06:05
From: Jonas Pierterson Assuming all this, theres still the fact all planets have different microbes and life. Either side could have a common cold type virus that is mostly a nuisance to them but deadly to the other, ala War of the Worlds.
But aside from that, yeah we're pretty much fucked, ala Independence Day. Yeah, because everyone knows a Mac laptop with a stupid login screen can interface with alien technology and software remotely after only a few hours of tinkering.
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Jonas Pierterson
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08-14-2006 06:11
From: Reitsuki Kojima Yeah, because everyone knows a Mac laptop with a stupid login screen can interface with alien technology and software remotely after only a few hours of tinkering. Linux might be able to. 
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08-14-2006 07:46
"one of the dumbest forum thread in the official LLforum history" - LL employee with one more reason to close the forum.
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