Who would win in a war, furs or humans?

That is a good point. I wouldn't want to go near something thats main weapon is yiffing. Death via being sexed by a fur would be degrading and lower moral on the humans side.

Me like snoosnoo!

Nothing like bringing completley cynical uncalled for slander into a thread, eh Tren. I guess you like getting called out as an idiot every time.

Slander? That wasn't my intention. Furries make yiffy, and I wouldn't want to be yiffed. That seems like a valid statement to me. That is unless you are going into attrabutes that furries don't have and/or use, even in their fanfics, such as ripping creatures apart with their mighty claws or them going batshit farel on you. For those reasons, I state that hand to hand combat with a furry will likely bring around an animal wang. Also the reason for emotional warfare, because comments like that show that you take things way too damn seriously.

Now if you are talking about furries in the most common setting, they will have weapons and armors much like humans. Of course, humans will have supply and numbers advantage, but the furries {if taken in the sense that they have what ever animal abilities that they are part spawn from} could run faster, jump higher, ect.

Edit: On reflection, I have given this more thought then I should of.

Shhh.. Trolls get cranky when cornered with truth and logic.

Thruth and logic? You're surious, aren't you. I really can't think of anything to add to that. My mind has been blown.

Everyone would lose........
except me, Id be collecting souls like a crazy mofo

Funny, you didn't even bring up your statement, "thats main weapon is yiffing," in this followup. "Main weapon," what does that mean? It sure can't be yet another sweeping generalization from you, could it? Could this weapon be part of that '99% of things furries do,' that you hate(regardless that 30% of what most people do, is sleep)? I guess we should make all of our sociologists to look at porn magazines to deduce the human condition(actually, I might be on to something there!). Every time the word "furry" is uttered in this forum, you hop in with some snide unfounded accusation. Just a little fixated, no?

Robots win allways.

Correct.

The humans would win, 'cause, like, Superman's a human...

I'll help you pick them up if you let me keep mine..wait, I don't have one. I'll still help though.

Kryptions are just well groomed furies.

Well, being that we have little data how an unarmed furry would fight being that they aren't real and all, I went with what unarmed furries could and often do that would cause any sort of physical damage. Now if you want a serious conversation on how a furry human war would fly as stupid as it may be, you will have to point out how these furries will work.

Will they

A) Be like real life furries? The 40 year old ladies that walk around town dawning fox ears, tails, and bad hygiene? The doods wearing mascot costumes? http://frumppyoldwoman.com/images/furry-parade33.jpg

B) Be the idea of what furries that is protrayed by the internet? The goofy and sexually diviant sort that pops up from an image search. http://www.art-serena.com/color_art/ms_rava_color.jpg

C) Be based on fictional creatures that have some sort of realistic physical attributes, something along the lines of a werewolf? http://www.rowsby.com/images/personal/Q_Werewolf_Bot.JPG

D) Something else.

Until you can define that, a discussion wouldn't fly.

So then...



...why are you discussing it? :3

Because I hate myself, obviously.

Since I'm half furry, half human, I would try to bring both sides together in peace negotiations.

But it would be a trick since I would be working for the furries to enslave humans and use thier bodies as human hosts for our young.


I mean ... hypothetically.

Neither. Primitars would win. End of.

Touché. An answer not expected, but a good answer none the less. GG

Well.. I got a nice psionic implant so I could very easily make every Gorean percieve every non-Gorean human as a furry causing mass chaos on the battlefield as the non-goreans are forced to kill Goreans in self defence while being slaughtered by their comrads. Meanwhile I'll simply activate my Centurion intersim missles and glass over the battlefield with me unharmed by the effects. After the radiation clears, any survivors will be picked off by noobs each armed with a freebie rifle that I gave them. Why should furs die on the battle field when humans are more then capable of killing each other for us with little influence?

Short term: Humans win.

1. Humans would win the initial war.
2. Humans would then enslave furries.
3. Furries would then be used in roles where their specialized skills would be a benefit.
4. Furries would soon become an indespensible part of everyday human life.
5. The real power would shift to the Furries.
6. Humans would be allowed to atrophy and recede, slowly relinquishing their place as the dominant species on the planet.
7. Furries forget there ever were humans.

Long term: Furries win.

Or we could all just go for Cake and Pie and make peace.

It's like Nostradamus just stepped up in dis' thread, yo.

Oh, and I do like me some cake and pie.

Real list:

1. Humans would win the initial war.
2. Humans would -not- enslave furries, learning from past mistake.
3. Humans would then exterminate survivors.

Long term: Humans win!

4. Robots become indespensible.
5. Real power shifts to robots.
6. Robots use humans and any surviving furries as batteries. (claws can't cut metal)

Longer term: Machines win.

Humans don't win.

Furries don't win.

And robots don't win.






















































MR. ROGERS WINS.

I think I'm going to agree. Mr Roger's bloodstained sweater scares me.

Isn't Mr Rogers human though?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC6rlQHHp5A

wow, that's inefficient converting a flash to a movie. Humans are doomed.