The Belief-O-Matic!!!

If it hadn't given me 100% mean face, I'd call big crock of shit on this test. I marked that there is no God or ultimate truth and somehow I'm 83% Mormon ?

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (89%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Secular Humanism (78%)
5. Neo-Pagan (77%)
6. New Age (70%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (69%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (63%)
10. Taoism (61%)
11. New Thought (61%)
12. Nontheist (59%)
13. Scientology (56%)
14. Bah�'� Faith (49%)
15. Hinduism (45%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
17. Reform Judaism (44%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (40%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
20. Sikhism (32%)
21. Jainism (31%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (31%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (11%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
26. Islam (9%)
27. Roman Catholic (9%)

I have mixed feelings towards my results. For one thing, I checked out the descriptions of some of the topmost, I dont believe in a defined "god", "goddess", "father" "son" or "holy spirit" so I have no clue where the Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants came from I think I more closely fit the profile defined by the Neo-Pagens, though my belief in a kind of entity that includes all things instead of a god/goddess kinda seperates me.

Im definately glad Roman Catholic came out last
==Chris

Exactly. Mine came out with:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (95%)

...and the rest of the result is slewed in favor of various Christian religions. I won't (for my own safety ) impart here what I think of Christian faiths, but my personal beliefs are about as far removed from ANY Christian beliefs as it is possible to get.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Neo-Pagan (86%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (79%)
7. Secular Humanism (78%)
8. New Age (74%)
9. Reform Judaism (69%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (64%)
12. Taoism (63%)
13. New Thought (60%)
14. Nontheist (56%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (55%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (49%)
17. Scientology (48%)
18. Sikhism (48%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
20. Jainism (41%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (41%)
22. Islam (33%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (31%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (22%)
25. Roman Catholic (22%)
26. Hinduism (21%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)


Well, the mormon that wants to marry me has a 55% chance of converting me.

PFFT!

I bow down to one god and one god only! THE PENII!

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Neo-Pagan (90%)
4. New Age (86%)
5. Reform Judaism (81%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (74%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (74%)
9. New Thought (68%)
10. Sikhism (65%)
11. Scientology (64%)
12. Hinduism (59%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
14. Jainism (55%)
15. Orthodox Judaism (55%)
16. Taoism (54%)
17. Secular Humanism (53%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (51%)
20. Islam (50%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
22. Nontheist (30%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (20%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%)


Sorry chaps...worked just fine for me. Came out as a liberal Quaker, and that's exactly what I am .

Pehaps I am just better at spirituality tests than you are? *ducks* lol
Cali

And climb over my dead body first. I thought you were marrying me???

Sheesh. You're so fickle!

I AM!

I said he wants to marry ME! Didn't say I wanted to marry him! Now where is my Horse Drawn Carriage to Gretna Green eh?

Pfft!

I could arrange that

http://www.gretna-weddings.co.uk/transpor/clip1.htm

So when shall I book for?

Well, my holidays start again in August, we could grab a quick honeymoon while we are at it.

Don't tempt me Kritter, you will find yourself with a ball and chain

Okie. I have some time off in August too!

And if I was gonna have a ball and chain, I could do a LOT worse. You sexy lil thing you

WOOT I'll get lookin for a dress!

*gets excited*

Yay!

Um, sorry everyone. Got a lil off-topic there, admittedly, but on the plus side, imma marrying Willow as a result! Wheee!

Yeah sorry dudes, upshot is, I don't really believe in anything, but I DO believe I am HAPPY AS LARRY right now (assuming larry is happy). I AM MARRYING TEH SEXY KRITTER!

*plans wedding present list*

Now hold on! You can't just run off and marry somebody that you met in a game or game forum, for crying out loud!

Oh wait, I did. Twice.

Never mind.

Willow, I have a 69% chance of converting you..wanna try? *wink*

Naw..it's much funner to make broad, sweeping, misinformed statements about all religious beliefs!

The top 5 on mine, self-assessment in bold

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Nontheist (94%) Really agnostic
3. Secular Humanism (94%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
5. Liberal Quakers (64%)

Hmmm, okay, the model could use some work on the non-theist bit. While atheists and agnostics are fair to lump together when using broad classifications, it would be interesting to tease out the difference between the two. Of course, since many folks perceptions and even to some extent definitions vary between the two groups, it could be a pain, and necessitate more options.

The Unitarian thing came up #1 cause I threw a wrench in at one question. Guess I should try again setting aside all the "Not Appplicable" answers and see which religion I would like to be true, setting aside that I won't believe it. I suspect Unitarian will still be high, though buddhism should move up some slots.

ETA: BAH! Still Uni-squared, and Buddhism went down and Neo-Pagan went up? Oh well.

Like I said, it's b.s.

Well, it was close and an amusing questionaire.

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Reform Judaism (95%)
3. Sikhism (94%)
>4. Islam (89%)<
5. Bah�'� Faith (85%)
6. Liberal Quakers (66%)
7. Jainism (62%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (61%)
9. Unitarian Universalism (59%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)

I'm not going to bother posting my results.

I will say, I'm not as "religious" as I used to be.

But I'm as spiritual as always ^_~

I was brought up Catholic, but I realized recently, that I don't know jack about my religion. I wory that I'm simply going through the motions.

I also recognized that I was afraid to take up an opinion on some of the questions it asked. Worrying about what I do beleive and what I'm 'supposed' to.

Anyhow, without getting into deep debate here, which someone would surely come and disrespect my views, or another's...

I'll say that perhaps an agnostic type is a good way to describe me right now.
From forms of logic, as well as of faith (mine is not blind, I assure you) I really think, that you can have all the faith in the world, or all the self-rightous opinions you'd like about your place in the universe... Until we die, we simply will not know for a fact.

If I die, and end up in heaven (or hell for that matter), then I will finally have my answer. If I die, and there is no afterlife... then it won't matter anyway, I'll be dead.

I think the general rule of thumb, for anyone's life, is just try to live it well. No real harm in trying to be a "good person."

The funny thing is about personal beleifs... everyone believes that theirs are right.

Funny thing aint it?

Shhh heres a well known fact, thats what started all of those wars in the past thousand years, its the universal law that this conversation will be held at least more then 150 times a year,

the universal law of I'm right your wrong,

"Hey bob! I found a comet!"

"uhhh No thats a plane"

"No, its a Comet,"

"I'm pretty sure its a plane"

"Damnit bob its a comet so shut up!"

"No its a plane! I'm right!"

"Your wrong its a Comet!"

its what starts wars and breaks friendship and splits everything apart,

Getting back to the topic at hand,

I find there be no real need to believe in the higher power, I deny there is no greater power then my sofa/recliner, I wouldn't throw off the whole life cycle, you die you get a clean slate of memories and go on with another life, Litiraly there are more then 50+ babies being born every day,

Then again theres also heaven, Who knows you could go up to heaven and get a choice, be a ghost, get another life, or stay cozy in heaven, or get eaten by Hell,

We shall never really know until one of us dies, and still we will never know,

Since its 12:31 AM where I am I tend to be babbleing,

Woohoo!

but that Test was kinda fun, even if the window crashed partway through,

The way I answered the quiz is if I thought the questions had good answers I rated the question high. The questions were mostly good but to choose from a lot of those answers... Anyway, I like the results. Screw the Scientologists at #7.


1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (83%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (83%)
4. Liberal Quakers (74%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)
6. New Thought (70%)
7. Scientology (66%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
9. Secular Humanism (62%)
10. Taoism (59%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
12. Hinduism (57%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (55%)
14. Jainism (52%)
15. Reform Judaism (50%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
17. Sikhism (41%)
18. Bah�'� Faith (38%)
19. Nontheist (32%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (20%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
26. Islam (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)

I had to think for a while about the often weird answers they chose but the ones with good choices I rated highly. The results work for me I guess except Scientology is about the bottom. And I don't classify myself as anything.


1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (83%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (83%)
4. Liberal Quakers (74%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)
6. New Thought (70%)
7. Scientology (66%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
9. Secular Humanism (62%)
10. Taoism (59%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
12. Hinduism (57%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (55%)
14. Jainism (52%)
15. Reform Judaism (50%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
17. Sikhism (41%)
18. Bah�'� Faith (38%)
19. Nontheist (32%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (20%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
26. Islam (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)