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Absolutely Disgusting Builds

Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
03-15-2005 08:56
Is there any interest in a disgusting build contest?
I would supply land, ~1000 prims per contestant, and a $2500L prize.
As far as defining disgusting, thats up to you. The grosser the better as far as I am concerned.

If there is interest, we can start tonight and I'll give you a week to complete it.
Reply to this thread if you want in.
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Robin vogel
Virtually Real
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 94
03-15-2005 09:27
OOOOOHHHHHH Boy!

This could get interesting!
Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
03-15-2005 09:31
Figures ...after Lash and I have pretty much finished our disgusting build in Boardman :p
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Lance LeFay
is a Thug
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 1,488
03-15-2005 09:33
I'd compete. Wouldn't be hard for me.
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
03-15-2005 09:49
woohoo.

OK Lance you are in.

Robin and Talen, are you going to compete as well?

This contest is open to everyone, even if you can't build so well, I have seen some amazingly disgusting textures.
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Chosen Few
Alpha Channel Slave
Join date: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 7,496
03-15-2005 09:55
Ooh, this one's hard to resist. I'll try to find the time if you can squeeze me in. I've got a nice sculpture in mind already. :D

I'm sure this goes without saying, but tell me this will be in a mature sim. It's a bit of a challenge to do truly disgusting in PG.
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Isablan Neva
Mystic
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 2,907
03-15-2005 10:25
Haha...Schwan, I read throught this and had an immediate mental picture of massive, anatomically correct sheep and penis towers singing the dildo song (look it up in google, somebody MUST have it posted somewhere.)

http://www.fairvilla.com/photogalleries/thedildosong.html

I am afraid.... I am very, very afraid.

Will there be dancing???
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Osemab Kothari
I'm Just Ose
Join date: 13 Oct 2003
Posts: 110
03-15-2005 10:26
I think you should define the scope of "disgusting" Schwan ... ;)
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
03-15-2005 11:03
Chosen and Lance are in so far.

The definition of disgusting is entirely up to each contestant. I am afraid if I predefine what is disgusting I will be limiting the contestants imagination.

Yes there will be dancing.

To encourage younger player participation, I will give $500L to any participant who is less than 60 days old just for entering.

Let's see what you got!
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Relee Baysklef
Irresistable Squirrel
Join date: 18 Sep 2003
Posts: 360
03-15-2005 12:43
I want in. Can you IM me in world with competition details?


Oh and do you mean disgusting as in "Ew Gross!" or as in "Gawd learn how to build!"?

I can do both.
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gene Poole
"Foolish humans!"
Join date: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 324
03-15-2005 12:50
I suggest that any contestant who makes use of a 'tubgirl' texture should be disqualified for lack of creativity. :p
Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
03-15-2005 12:55
From: gene Poole
I suggest that any contestant who makes use of a 'tubgirl' texture should be disqualified for lack of creativity. :p


You should enter. Anybody who knows what 'tubgirl' is, is meant for this competition.

Relee, I will IM you when I get home. As far as details, there are none. Disgusting is in the eye of the beholder, let your imagination run wild.

If anyone needs more than 1000 prims to add more corn or whatever, no problem, we can use as many prims as needed.
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Azazel Czukor
Deep-fried & sanctified
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 417
03-15-2005 13:04
From: Schwanson Schlegel
You should enter. Anybody who knows what 'tubgirl' is, is meant for this competition.



This contest is apparently my destiny then. Sign me up. No use in fighting fate.
HoseQueen McLean
curiouser & curiouser
Join date: 23 Apr 2004
Posts: 918
03-15-2005 13:06
I am going to build the Leaning Tower of Penis::A Shrine to Schwan
Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,025
03-15-2005 13:11
If anyone knows disgusting, it's Schwans. Ask about his drink, or his recent avatar, the particle-spewing..errr....hole.


- Newfie
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HoseQueen McLean
curiouser & curiouser
Join date: 23 Apr 2004
Posts: 918
03-15-2005 13:18
From: Newfie Pendragon
If anyone knows disgusting, it's Schwans. Ask about his drink, or his recent avatar, the particle-spewing..errr....hole.


- Newfie


Newfie, that's FARTICLES! And *I* made that!!! You have no idea how many Google image search pages I had to sort through for the perfect one.

I am quite confident in my disgusting-build abilities.
Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,025
03-15-2005 13:27
Hosie! Good work on that positively awful design :D


Drop by the castle when you get some, I have a design idea you may like - I'm tempted to enter that contest myself!

Oh - and btw, for shame on encouraging Schwans! :cool:

- Newfie
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gene Poole
"Foolish humans!"
Join date: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 324
03-15-2005 13:51
Alright, I've been hit with inspiration, and although it's a bit cliched, it just might turn out okay. So I'm in.
Cubey Terra
Aircraft Builder
Join date: 6 Sep 2003
Posts: 1,725
03-15-2005 13:54
heh. i think i have some ideas. count me in :)
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Roberta Dalek
Probably trouble
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,174
03-15-2005 15:26
I'm in - do I get extra points if my build ends up on the forums?
katykiwi Moonflower
Esquirette
Join date: 5 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,489
03-15-2005 15:30
Can I be a judge? I am very good at assessing disgusting. I will also contribute 1000L toward prize money. more if it will buy me a judgeship! :D
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
03-15-2005 15:34
From: Schwanson Schlegel
You should enter. Anybody who knows what 'tubgirl' is, is meant for this competition.


OMG!!!! My eyes! My stomach! Damn you Schwan for making me look up tubgirl! I will forever have that disgusting sight in my mind! :eek:
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
03-15-2005 15:56
From: Schwanson Schlegel
woohoo.

OK Lance you are in.

Robin and Talen, are you going to compete as well?

This contest is open to everyone, even if you can't build so well, I have seen some amazingly disgusting textures.


Only if it can be self replicating and I can invade every sim with it :D
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gene Poole
"Foolish humans!"
Join date: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 324
03-16-2005 05:18
From: Urusula Zapata
OMG!!!! My eyes! My stomach! Damn you Schwan for making me look up tubgirl! I will forever have that disgusting sight in my mind! :eek:
Bahahahaha, Schwan takes the heat! I don't know how I pulled that off, but I rule! ;)

BTW, my entry is pretty much done. w00t!

Also, if you want to check out something I find super disgusting, GIS for "dermoid cyst". You will not be disappointed.
Eboni Khan
Misanthrope
Join date: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,133
03-16-2005 06:00
I thought I had removed the "tubgirl" image from my mind. Now its back. I hate you all. :(
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