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Xceptopec Wolfstein
Registered User
Join date: 12 Jul 2006
Posts: 153
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08-22-2006 01:38
One I keep getting - because of the all the metal woven into my avs forearms "Does that hurt?"
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Albion DeVaux
DeVoid of DeVotion
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 173
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08-22-2006 02:07
Phew, I've avoided all those so far as a noob. Although, I did wonder about the genitals. Luckily I'm too polite to bring it up.
This is one I overheard: 'Do you know what a golden shower is?' Albion |
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
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08-22-2006 02:27
'Do you know what a golden shower is?' A very expensive bathroom fixture?  _____________________
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Miriel Enfield
Prim Junkie
Join date: 12 Dec 2005
Posts: 389
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08-22-2006 02:53
"Can I have some of your land?"
"Hey, bitch. Haha, just a joke, 'cause you've got a dog quote in your profile." "You're not a guy, are you?" Sadly, these all came from the same person. And they weren't spelled as well. _____________________
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Fa nyak
>(O.o)<
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 342
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08-22-2006 03:07
>^<v HOOOWWWWLLLLLLL!L!!!!11!!!1! >>><<<>
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Khashai Steinbeck
A drop in the Biomass.
Join date: 15 Oct 2005
Posts: 283
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08-22-2006 03:08
Can I test this gun on you?
I've heard that one several times... |
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Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,424
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08-22-2006 03:09
>^<v HOOOWWWWLLLLLLL!L!!!!11!!!1! >>><<<> seriosly HATE the fucking howl... thank christ I dont club in SL anymore... _____________________
no u!
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Zebra North
Broadly Offensive
Join date: 7 May 2006
Posts: 48
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08-22-2006 03:10
I dunno about a top 10, but my top 3 things you should not say in-world would be : 3: "I'm an ageplaying zoo Gorean furry wizzard. I put on my magic wizzard's hat..." 2: "Can I shoot u?" (to a Linden, in a sandbox, whilst standing next to a 'no guns' sign. Dont laugh, this happened, I saw a screenshot, posted by that Linden...) 1: "Yeah I r 14, U?" This happend to me (except the me being a Linden part...) - I was standing RIGHT UNDER the no-guns sign. How about: "HOW U MINE FOR FISH?"*  "Can it really put you into orbit?" *cliche |
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Jackal Ennui
does not compute.
Join date: 25 May 2005
Posts: 548
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08-22-2006 03:56
Why is this wrong? I can't think of a single online activity where people sooner or later want to know where you are from. Not nearly as annoying as 'asl' at least. Some people in SL are *very* protective of their real-world identity, and are not comfortable sharing their real-world location, even on a general level such as "country". So it's considered polite not to ask until you get to know that person better, and asking it in IM, not in public chat with dozens of avatars around. I personally dislike the question not because I want to hide my RL, but rather because I enjoy SL as a place to transcend boundaries and be simply human, and alas the "where are you from" question often turns into discussion of world politics or cultural difference which is exactly the kind of thing I try to get away of in SL. _____________________
Lassitude & Ennui - Fine prim jewelry & footwear, Nouveau(60,60)
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Clubside Granville
Registered Bonehead
Join date: 13 Apr 2006
Posts: 478
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08-22-2006 04:08
Top Things NOT to Say in World
"I'm not sure I'm getting my L$ worth out of this X-Cite Penis... I mean, c'mon, I can masturbate for free!" _____________________
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Showdog Tiger
Registered User
Join date: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 404
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A Top Ten No-No
08-22-2006 04:11
Dearly Darlings,
Would this be considered one: I'm a Republican..are you Republican too? Ever Yours, Mrs. Showdog Tiger _____________________
Dogdom Doge
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Hiro Queso
503less
Join date: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,753
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08-22-2006 04:20
Sorry, typinh weith onre hamd
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Jack Harker
Registered User
Join date: 4 May 2005
Posts: 552
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08-22-2006 04:39
Can I test this gun on you? I've heard that one several times... "Can I shoot you?" Yeah, that's a bad one. "Do you want to buy..." insert name of free item, "for $200?" "What's this game about?" If you need it explained, then anything I have to say about it is going to have them going, "Huh? I don't get it. What's the fun in that?" Or to translate it into the way they'd say it, "Dood, thatz lame!!" |
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Jack Harker
Registered User
Join date: 4 May 2005
Posts: 552
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08-22-2006 04:41
Dearly Darlings, Would this be considered one: I'm a Republican..are you Republican too? Ever Yours, Mrs. Showdog Tiger I'm not sure, but I think that might have me saying, "No, but I believe in property rights." and hitting eject. |
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Angel Fluffy
Very Helpful
Join date: 3 Mar 2006
Posts: 810
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08-22-2006 05:47
>^<v HOOOWWWWLLLLLLL!L!!!!11!!!1! >>><<<> More like : >>>>> ____---===== HOWWWWWWWLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ====-----_______<<<<<<< ... with a protracted sound effect that sounds more like someone stepped on the dog's foot. If people keep doing it around me, I am tempted to respond with "your howl is so annoying it is starting to get on my nerves, even though I RP a wolf myself. Please stop disturbing using your Zs to disturb other peoples'.". Having said that, I usually just leave the area or in bad cases mute the person. It's not worth fighting with people over their defects when you can just tune them out with less hassle  _____________________
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Jack Harker
Registered User
Join date: 4 May 2005
Posts: 552
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08-22-2006 05:52
More like : >>>>> ____---===== HOWWWWWWWLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ====-----_______<<<<<<< ... with a protracted sound effect that sounds more like someone stepped on the dog's foot. If people keep doing it around me, I am tempted to respond with "your howl is so annoying it is starting to get on my nerves, even though I RP a wolf myself. Please stop disturbing using your Zs to disturb other peoples'.". Having said that, I usually just leave the area or in bad cases mute the person. It's not worth fighting with people over their defects when you can just tune them out with less hassle *Sooo* nice that you can mute sounds now. That stupid howl...it really just makes me want to punch people in the face. |
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Mr Yin
Registered User
Join date: 9 Jul 2006
Posts: 25
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08-22-2006 05:59
"Will you be my daddy/mommy?" That might of been me and tricky. We were going around as cats and rabbits doing that for about a week. |
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Brace Coral
Basic Account Crew
Join date: 11 May 2004
Posts: 666
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08-22-2006 06:19
First IM from someone: "Will you spank me?" In the middle of a Show and Tell: "Where did you get the thing that makes it say "pervert" if I look up your skirt?" To the Scripters group: "Can I crash a sim with (function)?" Holy CRAP! That's my Perv-Stopper!! LOLOLLL Uhhh Yums.. now you can tellem" you can get one by IMing me - they are FREE and they work GREAT ROFLMAOOO thats just hilarious!!!! lolll  Bahahaaa!! _____________________
LL Brokted my Sig
I love Brace Coral. Just sayin', like. |
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milady Guillaume
Shhhh, I'm researching!
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 696
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08-22-2006 06:26
>^<v HOOOWWWWLLLLLLL!L!!!!11!!!1! >>><<<> The howl is bad.. remember the banana phone? _____________________
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Xceptopec Wolfstein
Registered User
Join date: 12 Jul 2006
Posts: 153
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08-22-2006 06:31
The howl is bad.. remember the banana phone? Remeber it? I had 3 of the fucking things chasing me last week. |
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Namssor Daguerre
Imitates life
Join date: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,423
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08-22-2006 06:37
"Can you fix my partners skin? - His password is...XXXXXXXX"
XXXXXXXX = (should have been) Mamasboy |
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milady Guillaume
Shhhh, I'm researching!
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 696
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08-22-2006 06:53
"Is that really you in your profile picture?" followed up with, "Are you really a girl?"
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Raudf Fox
(ra-ow-th)
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 5,119
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08-22-2006 07:00
"U gotta boyfrend?!" I hate this for two reasons: 1) It's the first thing out of some guy's mouth as they walk up to me for the first and last time. 2) I'm not even freaking sure they are asking or making a statement. Yes, I have a partner listed in my profile.
The "UR HAWT" gets greeted by a swift (If the asset server isn't crapped out) change into a dragon. Problem solved My favorite is, "Y U AR ME?!" Never asked directly at me, mind you. I rarely tell people I am ARing them. I just do it, but someone always tries the fair warning path. You'd think being asked to stop doing (insert random act of griefing/stupidity here) at least ten times would answer their question. I don't mind the, "So what do I do here?" It's an honest question, sometimes refering to how to operate X or what can one do in game. I mean, SL's motto is pretty vague, you know? For these, I give them the links to some learning centers, recommend the forums (Until these close, that is), and tell them what I do in game. I often ask a few questions, see what might interest the person. _____________________
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Showdog Tiger
Registered User
Join date: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 404
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Snort! Jack You Scamp!
08-22-2006 07:10
I'm not sure, but I think that might have me saying, "No, but I believe in property rights." and hitting eject. Dearly Darling Jack, I was drinking coffee when I read that! Too funny. (And thanks for that ban list page on the other thread) You handsome devil, have a very nice day! Ever Yours, Mrs. Showdog Tiger _____________________
Dogdom Doge
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Finning Widget
No Ravens in my Mailbox
Join date: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 591
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08-22-2006 07:16
"I love you." <- twenty minutes into a makeout session.
"Do you have Skype?" <- twenty-two minutes into the makeout session. "You're really a girl, right?" <- because I turned down the offer of phone/skype "I wish I could be in %city% right now" <- after I had broken off the makeout session and was sitting in a single-person chair, trying to steer the topic to something besides my personal life - the chair he was trying desperately to sit on - "We're still friends, right?" <- TWO WEEKS AFTER I BANNED HIM FROM MY LAND. |