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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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12-04-2005 10:35
Okay, Tuesday the grid is going down for some hardware-level maintenence. This will be a maor undertaking that will hopefully improve SecondLife for all of us.
And I want put things in our favor by sacrificing a newb (or Land Baron) to the Great Asset Spirit. We'd make a large pillar of wood, strap the newb (or Land Baron) down, and light the pillar ablaze. Whilst people frolic and sing, and prayers are read, etc, etc.... I'm still working out the details, but I'd need land (preferably at a corner) to pull this off.  Oh... and I'd need a noob or a land baron. And some help building on short notice. |
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Adam Zaius
Deus
Join date: 9 Jan 2004
Posts: 1,483
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12-04-2005 10:38
You could use Mt'Gal, the premium choice for your sacrifices™!
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
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12-04-2005 10:39
Okay, Tuesday the grid is going down for some hardware-level maintenence. This will be a maor undertaking that will hopefully improve SecondLife for all of us. And I want put things in our favor by sacrificing a newb (or Land Baron) to the Great Asset Spirit. We'd make a large pillar of wood, strap the newb (or Land Baron) down, and light the pillar ablaze. Whilst people frolic and sing, and prayers are read, etc, etc.... I'm still working out the details, but I'd need land (preferably at a corner) to pull this off. Oh... and I'd need a noob or a land baron. And some help building on short notice. It sounds crazy...but it MIGHT JUST WORK! _____________________
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Frans Charming
You only need one Frans
Join date: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,847
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12-04-2005 11:15
Hippo, Hippo, Hippo.
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
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12-04-2005 11:19
Excellent idea. You'd have to make sure they'd never engaged in any cybering, though, otherwise the server gods might be displeased.
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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12-04-2005 11:22
Excellent idea. You'd have to make sure they'd never engaged in any cybering, though, otherwise the server gods might be displeased. I think, on such short notice, we can get away with a non-virgin this year. Unless you can find one. |
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Hank Ramos
Lifetime Scripter
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,328
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12-04-2005 11:26
Okay, Tuesday the grid is going down for some hardware-level maintenence. This will be a maor undertaking that will hopefully improve SecondLife for all of us. And I want put things in our favor by sacrificing a newb (or Land Baron) to the Great Asset Spirit. We'd make a large pillar of wood, strap the newb (or Land Baron) down, and light the pillar ablaze. Whilst people frolic and sing, and prayers are read, etc, etc.... I'm still working out the details, but I'd need land (preferably at a corner) to pull this off. Oh... and I'd need a noob or a land baron. And some help building on short notice. I offer myself up as a micro-land barron! (owner of many 16sqm plots) |
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Maeve Morgan
ZOMG Resmod!
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,512
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12-04-2005 11:35
Can we sacrifice all the tanned blingtards who think "OMG U R Hawt" is a good pick up line?
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Travis Lambert
White dog, red collar
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,819
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12-04-2005 11:41
Nooooooooo! Save a Newbie, sacrifice a sexball instead!
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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12-04-2005 11:41
I suppose we could make it a mass sacrifice.....
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Sinclair Valen
The One who Was
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 360
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Volunteers needed...
12-04-2005 11:43
Just post a sign labeled "Free $$$ here" pointing to the pile of wood.
We'll have no shortage of willing supplicants. Kinda makes me think of the old Coyote - Road Runner gag though. (Meep! Meep!) =SV |
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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12-04-2005 11:48
Needed::
Land for event, perferably open feild. help making a large burning stack with flames and such. tribal outfits or customes? Yeah. I should have started on this the other day when we got the announcement. |
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Ron Overdrive
Registered User
Join date: 10 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,002
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12-04-2005 11:54
Okay, Tuesday the grid is going down for some hardware-level maintenence. This will be a maor undertaking that will hopefully improve SecondLife for all of us. And I want put things in our favor by sacrificing a newb (or Land Baron) to the Great Asset Spirit. We'd make a large pillar of wood, strap the newb (or Land Baron) down, and light the pillar ablaze. Whilst people frolic and sing, and prayers are read, etc, etc.... I'm still working out the details, but I'd need land (preferably at a corner) to pull this off. Oh... and I'd need a noob or a land baron. And some help building on short notice. Maybe if we sacrafice Anshe we'll get Havok2 in the process lol! |
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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12-04-2005 12:06
Maybe if we sacrafice Anshe we'll get Havok2 in the process lol! No. If we do that then Dwellnor might rise up and smite us all. |
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
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12-04-2005 12:22
Just post a sign labeled "Free $$$ here" pointing to the pile of wood. We'll have no shortage of willing supplicants. "It's the new in thing - money pyres! The longer you burn, the more L$ you make!" |
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Kage Seraph
I Dig Giant Mecha
Join date: 3 Nov 2004
Posts: 513
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12-04-2005 12:50
I think, on such short notice, we can get away with a non-virgin this year. Unless you can find one. I thought SL users / players were all virgins...? *duck* |
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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12-04-2005 12:59
"It's the new in thing - money pyres! The longer you burn, the more L$ you make!" As an extra-added bonus? Dwell. (well, as long as the pixelated flesh has not all burned away). _____________________
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Azreal Rubio
PrimHead
Join date: 29 Jan 2004
Posts: 194
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12-04-2005 14:15
I thought SL users / players were all virgins...? *duck* speak for yourself  _____________________
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Joseph Proudfoot
Proud Tsalagi
Join date: 2 Sep 2004
Posts: 234
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12-04-2005 14:32
Can we sacrifice all the tanned blingtards who think "OMG U R Hawt" is a good pick up line? Dear God, that'd wipe out the Edge and a myriad other clubs out there!!!! _____________________
If you truly love someone, love them enough to let them go.
I will miss you. Which wolf are we feeding today? "Crime is a smudge on the face of our world, and I, my friend, I am the wet nap of justice!!" Something the Tick should have said. "I had the right to remain silent, I just didn't have the ability" Ron White |
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
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12-04-2005 15:38
Someday soon, someone is gonna script a money chair with Beatfox's launch technology.
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Zippity Neutra
What'd I miss?
Join date: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 191
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12-04-2005 15:48
You wish to pray? Pray then that Dwellnor does not hear your pathetic pleas and entreaties! Dwellnor is vast beyond boundaries, more ancient than the flow of time as we understand it, and completely oblivious of the limitations of our (second) reality! Should even His humbler servants gaze upon you, the resulting changes could be so incomprehensible that you will long for death as a release! Imagine that for His ineffable Purpose you are reduced to nothing more than a physical prim, who's type changes randomly by the minute! Then you will pray -- pray that you had never attracted His attention!
Dwellnor, Trafficus, Laggnor -- use what names you wish for the Ancient Ones. But best if you do not use them out loud... _____________________
Am I random enough yet?
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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12-04-2005 15:51
Sacrificing people gives 10k prayer power, tho! I can use that to smite my.... wait, that's another game....
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Frans Charming
You only need one Frans
Join date: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,847
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12-04-2005 16:08
Hippo, Hippo, HIPPO!
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Maeve Morgan
ZOMG Resmod!
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,512
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12-04-2005 16:24
Dear God, that'd wipe out the Edge and a myriad other clubs out there!!!! Hehehe damn you caught on to my master plan _____________________
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Kage Seraph
I Dig Giant Mecha
Join date: 3 Nov 2004
Posts: 513
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12-04-2005 19:33
You wish to pray? Pray then that Dwellnor does not hear your pathetic pleas and entreaties! Dwellnor is vast beyond boundaries, more ancient than the flow of time as we understand it, and completely oblivious of the limitations of our (second) reality! Should even His humbler servants gaze upon you, the resulting changes could be so incomprehensible that you will long for death as a release! Imagine that for His ineffable Purpose you are reduced to nothing more than a physical prim, who's type changes randomly by the minute! Then you will pray -- pray that you had never attracted His attention! Dwellnor, Trafficus, Laggnor -- use what names you wish for the Ancient Ones. But best if you do not use them out loud... Aoi aoi Shub Dwellnoroth! |
