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Who Are the FIC, Exactly?

Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
Posts: 5,813
09-06-2006 23:47
From: Eggy Lippmann
We are the FIC. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.



Can I record a .wav in a pleasant british voice saying:

"Welcome to Caledon. We do hope you are enjoying your stay."

and then you can like place it all around the Sim in various speakers and stuff, and if anyone trys to leave a big globby weather balloon will eat them?
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Michi Lumin
Sharp and Pointy
Join date: 14 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,793
09-07-2006 00:25
Really. There are Lindens, and there are Residents.

And that's it.
Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
Join date: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 402
09-07-2006 02:15
The FIC is a council of seven avs with no RL operators, a circle of nebulous beings neither of this world nor apart from it, who all humanity is being made to serve, and who Prok called into existence by sheer force of stupid.

Send her Thank You notes.
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
09-07-2006 02:41
Essence Lumin
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Join date: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 806
09-07-2006 03:13
What the heck, one last post.

Only a few have been to the dumpy warehouse which is fic headquarters in an obscure part of Midnight City. (That's a dead guy on the toilet.)

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Farewell.
Hermia Linden
Felicitations
Join date: 30 Mar 2006
Posts: 74
09-07-2006 03:48
From: Yiffy Yaffle
Weeeeeeee! ^.^


Nearly choked on my Kit Kat. :D

I'm not FIC by the way.
Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
09-07-2006 06:40
From: Kendra Bancroft
Can I record a .wav in a pleasant british voice saying:

"Welcome to Caledon. We do hope you are enjoying your stay."

and then you can like place it all around the Sim in various speakers and stuff, and if anyone trys to leave a big globby weather balloon will eat them?


Can you? I've actually been wondering when someone would get around to that...
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Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!
Marcus Moreau
frand
Join date: 25 Dec 2004
Posts: 602
09-07-2006 06:50
*waves hand* This is not the FIC you are looking for.

MM
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Disenfranchised island owner...

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User #121869 or something close
Sansarya Caligari
BLEH!
Join date: 25 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,206
09-07-2006 06:52
What Ordinal said...
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
09-07-2006 06:59

Ditto...

P2
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Joshua Nightshade
Registered dragon
Join date: 12 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,337
09-07-2006 07:05
From: Hermia Linden
Nearly choked on my Kit Kat. :D

I'm not FIC by the way.


Hermia let's make out. :D
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
09-07-2006 07:26
From: Kendra Bancroft
Can I record a .wav in a pleasant british voice saying:

"Welcome to Caledon. We do hope you are enjoying your stay."

and then you can like place it all around the Sim in various speakers and stuff, and if anyone trys to leave a big globby weather balloon will eat them?

You can, but I'm not involved with the Caledon project at all so I am a bit confused by this post :)
Kiamat Dusk
Protest Warrior
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,525
09-07-2006 08:06
From: Angelique LaFollette
The FIC was a term coined by Prok to describe a Mythical group of people who seem to have All the advantages, and None of the Drawbacks of Life in SL. Sort of the On Line version of the Freemasons or other Secret societies.
Mostly it was an expression of some peoples Paranoid belief that there is something going on around them and they are, for some sinister purpose, being kept out of the Loop.

You will see some people about with an FIC group in their Profile. That started when some people who enjoyed tormenting Prok in the Forums Decided to Make the group for a Laugh.

But, some people are comfortable thinking that there is some Grand conspiracy watching their every move and profiting from their every misfortune. It's Easier to get their head around than "Sh*t Happens", so it's grown into a Forums Tradition. Frankly, it makes me Laugh.

"With him, Whenever something goes wrong it's always Gods will, or somebody elses fault."
Hawkeye Pierce, M.A.S.H.

Angel.



What is up with your capitalization? It seems completely random. Is this like pseudo German where they cap all their nouns?

-Kiamat Dusk
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From: Vares Solvang
Eat me, you vile waste of food.
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Kiamat Dusk
Protest Warrior
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,525
09-07-2006 08:11
I have learned that the FIC is exclusively comprised of Ulrika and her alts and that FIC actually stands for Fetid Inner Commie.

-Kiamat Dusk
...now it all becomes clear...
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"Anger is a gift." -RATM "Freedom"

From: Vares Solvang
Eat me, you vile waste of food.
(Can you spot the irony?)

http://writing.com/authors/suffer
Cocoanut Koala
Coco's Cottages
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 7,903
09-07-2006 08:39
FIC, in my definition, are those who receive special perks, privileges, and opportunities from the Lindens that others don't get.

coco
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Monique Mistral
Pink Plastic Flamingo
Join date: 14 Oct 2005
Posts: 167
09-07-2006 08:55
From: Cocoanut Koala
FIC, in my definition, are those who receive special perks, privileges, and opportunities from the Lindens that others don't get.

coco


Thanks, Coco. That's what I've heard too. Something like that.

As for the rest of you, the way you treat the subject is only evidence that you all must have been recruited as FIC agents at some point, abducted, brainwashed, raddadized and turned, and are now working for them... *gulp*

I want names. Is that so damned difficult? Just give me the names, please. ;)
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IC Fetid
Registered User
Join date: 19 Oct 2005
Posts: 145
09-07-2006 09:18
From: Hermia Linden
Nearly choked on my Kit Kat. :D

I'm not FIC by the way.

Of course you are not FIC; you are Linden. By definition the FIC have you favor... Umm.. did you just post supporting someone elses post?

WE HAVE THE NAME OF ONE FIC NOW!!!!!!
;)
Michi Lumin
Sharp and Pointy
Join date: 14 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,793
09-07-2006 09:18
From: Cocoanut Koala
FIC, in my definition, are those who receive special perks, privileges, and opportunities from the Lindens that others don't get.

coco


LIKE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE!?
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Vivianne Draper
Registered User
Join date: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,157
09-07-2006 10:11
I <3 Yiffy
Harmony Linden
Administrator
Join date: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 4
09-07-2006 10:30
Wait a minute, here. We're giving the FIC chocolate? Why didn't someone tell me? There are much better ways to dispose of "excess" chocolate than token offerings to mythical beings. Plus I don't remember chocolate being covered at all in the Tao of Linden...

From: Michi Lumin

LIKE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE!?
Cocoanut Koala
Coco's Cottages
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 7,903
09-07-2006 10:35
No, like offering coverage, jobs, and other things to people that haven't been announced to all, or put out for bid, or limited to those on the Developer Directory list, all of which would be acceptable.

I might add that my definition of FIC also includes anyone who enjoys the special ear of the Lindens. In that, their influence is disproportional.

Only when Lindens can guarantee that none of this privileged treatment occurs can they safely ridicule the concept.

coco
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Jauani Wu
pancake rabbit
Join date: 7 Apr 2003
Posts: 3,835
09-07-2006 10:37
From: Cocoanut Koala
No, like offering coverage, jobs, and other things to people that haven't been announced to all, or put out for bid, or limited to those on the Developer Directory list, all of which would be acceptable.

I might add that my definition of FIC also includes anyone who enjoys the special ear of the Lindens. In that, their influence is disproportional.

Only when Lindens can guarantee that none of this privileged treatment occurs can they safely ridicule the concept.

coco


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Cocoanut Koala
Coco's Cottages
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 7,903
09-07-2006 10:38
By having come to the attention of the Lindens, usually through some previous work.

I ought to know.

coco
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Marcus Moreau
frand
Join date: 25 Dec 2004
Posts: 602
09-07-2006 10:38
That reminds me, where's my 10000L I get every month from Cyn?

MM
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Disenfranchised island owner...

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Kim Anubis
The Magician
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 921
09-07-2006 10:55
From: Cocoanut Koala
I might add that my definition of FIC also includes anyone who enjoys the special ear of the Lindens.


YUM!

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