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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
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06-05-2006 10:29
From: Luciftias Neurocam Announcement: Unique Prim Babies for Sale
I for one want to say THANK YOU to Intellegent Designs for the gift of my lovely daughter Kourtney Tiffani Edo. Here's a photo of her fresh out of the chest cavity! I couldn't be happier! 
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Surreal Farber
Cat Herder
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 2,059
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06-05-2006 10:38
From: Cory Edo I for one want to say THANK YOU to Intellegent Designs for the gift of my lovely daughter Kourtney Tiffani Edo. Here's a photo of her fresh out of the chest cavity! I couldn't be happier! Awwww, she has your eyes..... ... hopefully she won't swallow them... 
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Surreal
Phobos 3d Design - putting the hot in psychotic since 2004
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Red Mars
What?
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 469
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06-05-2006 10:39
From: Luciftias Neurocam Announcement: Unique Prim Babies for SaleWe at Intelligent Designs are working on a prim baby that simulates the entire infant growth process. After avatar impregnation by a delightful, facehugging creature (we're calling it "the stork"  , the prim baby gestates inside the av's chest, eventually bursting through the rib cage at an opportune moment, guaranteeing an emotional and fulfilling experience to all gathered to watch the joyous event. Almost immediately, our prim baby begins scampering about on its nearly vestigial arms and legs. You'll coo in delight as its elongated, eyeless head glistens with post gestational fluid. Before you pass out and are rushed to the emergency ward you may notice that your little babydoll has two mouths: an outer mouth and a slashing, extensible inner mouth (WARNING:do not attempt to nurse baby). Also, the child's whiplike tail can present a small hazard to new parents..the little buggers are just so high-energy, they oftentimes don't know their own strength. Alas, the joys of parenthood are fleeting, in real life as in SL, I'm afraid, and your little angel will soon grow up, leaving the safety of home for the wild and dangerous world. And no parent wants to see their baby hurt by a callous and uncaring world. But your child is ready for the world, you've raised him right and really, who wants to hurt someone with acid for blood anyway? I hope you're NOT joking, cause I'd buy one! |
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Pol Tabla
synthpop saint
Join date: 18 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,041
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06-05-2006 10:55
From: Cory Edo Kourtney Tiffani Edo This was the part that had me laughing. |
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Enabran Templar
Capitalist Pig
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,506
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06-05-2006 11:22
From: Pol Tabla This was the part that had me laughing. Seriously. <3 Cory
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From: Hiro Pendragon Furthermore, as Second Life goes to the Metaverse, and this becomes an open platform, Linden Lab risks lawsuit in court and [attachment culling] will, I repeat WILL be reverse in court.
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Alex Fitzsimmons
Resu Deretsiger
Join date: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,605
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06-05-2006 12:21
From: Luciftias Neurocam Announcement: Unique Prim Babies for Sale We at Intelligent Designs are working on a prim baby that simulates the entire infant growth process. After avatar impregnation by a delightful, facehugging creature (we're calling it "the stork" , the prim baby gestates inside the av's chest, eventually bursting through the rib cage at an opportune moment, guaranteeing an emotional and fulfilling experience to all gathered to watch the joyous event. Almost immediately, our prim baby begins scampering about on its nearly vestigial arms and legs. You'll coo in delight as its elongated, eyeless head glistens with post gestational fluid. Before you pass out and are rushed to the emergency ward you may notice that your little babydoll has two mouths: an outer mouth and a slashing, extensible inner mouth (WARNING:do not attempt to nurse baby). Also, the child's whiplike tail can present a small hazard to new parents..the little buggers are just so high-energy, they oftentimes don't know their own strength. Alas, the joys of parenthood are fleeting, in real life as in SL, I'm afraid, and your little angel will soon grow up, leaving the safety of home for the wild and dangerous world. And no parent wants to see their baby hurt by a callous and uncaring world. But your child is ready for the world, you've raised him right and really, who wants to hurt someone with acid for blood anyway? I want this. Edit: Also, I've been thinking of getting pregnant with my own prim baby. It would be at least half dark elf to start with, and as far as what I could use for the father, the sky's the limit! Who knows what it might come out liking like? Then as long as I have the right permissions, I can also load it into a popgun to use as ammunition. |
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Psyra Extraordinaire
Corra Nacunda Chieftain
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,533
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06-05-2006 12:25
From: Yiffy Yaffle Prim babies are delivered by Drunken Prim Storks that self replicate! That might explain why i was given a baby elephant. Did someone call?  I don't drink or self-replicate though!
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