I would not particularly like to see any at all.
When one "sees" a Linden, the only thing they really see is the complete and utter failure of the game's creators and maintainers to uphold their very credo: That SL somehow transcends gamedom and affords its "citizens" a greater freedom and self-expressive abilities.
If the above were true, surely the least SL would have is some degree of due process beyond a kangaroo court of 3 random residents for certain happenings.
They should act behind the scenes and involve themselves in majorly negative affairs.
To clarify, here are some of the things I am NOT talking about:
1) Permabanning somebody for building a fetus cannon in a Mature sim
2) Probating or banning people for isolated push or relocation actions
3) Restricting free expression in such potentially dangerous ways as banning Nazi imagery in ANY AND ALL contexts because "a lot of people said so".
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Craw Mysterio
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11-04-2005 07:18
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FlipperPA Peregrine
Magically Delicious!
Join date: 14 Nov 2003
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11-04-2005 07:32
Torley Linden!
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
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11-04-2005 07:33
Ulrika Linden.
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Oliphant Ming
Registered User
Join date: 1 May 2005
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11-04-2005 07:50
Eeyore Linden : Not that anyone cares, you're probably all tiering down and playing World of Warcraft now anyways... But they wanted me to tell you that they know it's still broken and it will get fixed when it gets fixed... if we can fix it. And that's a big "if"... ROFL I could get along with Eeyore... Id commiserate with him, probably buy him a beer, try to cheer him up... Honest, I believe they are doing all they can... its just that the continuous stat-spinning and misinformation get me down, not to mention the "Trust us, we've got it under control" announcements... BTW, anyone know if it's safe to use inventory yet? Sure, I think they'll get it fixed... but I'd feel a lot better if Lindens gave us a more open assessment of the problems and hiccoughs along the way. |
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Hieronymous Horton
Registered User
Join date: 13 Oct 2005
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11-04-2005 07:58
Hal Linden would work as a detective at the Nova Albion Police Department. The station would only have three walls and a floor. The other detectives he works with would include Fish Linden, Dietrich Linden & Wojciehowicz Linden. The coffee would be really bad but they wouldn't be able to stop raising the cup to their lips. They would cover the Grignano, Miramare, Barcola and Sistiana boroughs as well as the Luna Shopping area. This one gets my vote and unconditional support. |
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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11-04-2005 08:19
Ulrika Linden. ... but we already have one of those.  _____________________
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Margaret Mfume
I.C.
Join date: 30 Dec 2004
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11-04-2005 08:34
CapableOfPretestingUpgradesCompetently Linden I read this as "...Protesting..." on the first go.  |
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Usagi Musashi
UM ™®
Join date: 24 Oct 2004
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11-04-2005 19:12
I like them patterned after Nigel Linden
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Lisse Livingston
Mentor/Instructor/Greeter
Join date: 16 May 2004
Posts: 1,130
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11-04-2005 20:32
Bamboozle Linden would be the joker in the Linden deck. He'd have a crazy laugh and serve no particular purpose, but he'd have lots of jokes and put people in a good mood. He'd do standup once a week. You know we already have Bub, right?  _____________________
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blaze Spinnaker
1/2 Serious
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11-04-2005 20:45
Honest Linden
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Sensual Casanova
Spoiled Brat
Join date: 28 Feb 2004
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11-04-2005 21:09
Miracle Linden
A Linden that can just wave his/her magic wand and fix all bugs and performance issues.. and wiggle his nose to bring us all peace love and happiness! _____________________
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Usagi Musashi
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11-05-2005 00:25
LightBulb Linden
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Usagi Musashi
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11-05-2005 00:29
I was contemplating quietly in my crib, and I thot to myself: You: we need like a Hustlah Linden You: who is a bling bling dollah man I put this issue to rest for awhile, but again, it came up in a dream. Hustlah Linden: a Linden who is somewhat of a composite of Judge Mathis, Flava Flav, the Rza, Michio Kaku, Donald Trump, and Pei Mei. Six deadly poisons in one hustlin' package. Ideally, he'd also have the comedic timing of Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie. Hustlah Linden would be tru 2 tha game. He would keep it street, bust down the false gun analog, and reprazent fo' da peeps. He would advocate for the rights of minorities like Asian-Avatarians and dark-skinned furries, while keepin' a sword on the bigger picture and slicin' away all that wasteful fat (as opposed to "phat" . Hustlah would also be the official Community Manager of 3C: Clubs, Casinos, and Commerce and hold monthly meetings with his avatizzles in these joints to keep things real—virtually real!In addition to those duties, Hustlah would have a platinum-gold, lag-repelling cane, and have a glove with the magical properties of antibling to slap some sense into a simulat0r. And he'd also be a just man, advocatin' for peace between fightin' Mafia families whilst pointin' at the "6 Commandments", drivin' his low-ridah through the sandbox givin' shoutouts to the buildahz of SL, and encouraging honor and prosperity amongst Resis. Infact, he'd come and visit poor membahz and say, "You too, can come from the ghettos of Second Life and succeed like me!" If I could have a conversation with Hustlah Linden, I'd ask him for three things (possibly more, 3 is an approximate number):
WHAT KIND OF LINDENS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE? WHy Do I get a feeling this is a requist PIZZA LINDEN! IT DELIEVERS _____________________
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Kyrah Abattoir
cruelty delight
Join date: 4 Jun 2004
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11-05-2005 00:45
SONY LINDEN when linden lab got bought by sony of course
CLOWN LINDEN that would entertain peoples at the welcome area and pushgun the whiners for the fun of all the others! _____________________
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Kami Harbinger
Transhuman Lifeform
Join date: 4 Oct 2005
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11-05-2005 00:59
PersonMan Linden, who lives like a Basic Account avatar, homeless, has to beg for L$ and buy his clothes and bling in L$1 boxes. Degraded man, PersonMan.
TriangleMan Linden, who does the things a triangle can. TriangleMan hates PersonMan. TriangleMan finds PersonMan and uses push scripts on him, to demonstrate to people how unfair unprovoked attacks are. _____________________
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
Join date: 22 Jan 2004
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11-05-2005 01:00
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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11-05-2005 06:06
I just wanna see NAKED Lindens!
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CrowCatcher Valen
Senior Member
Join date: 2 May 2003
Posts: 290
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This Linden Exists
11-05-2005 06:13
Bamboozle Linden would be the joker in the Linden deck. He'd have a crazy laugh and serve no particular purpose, but he'd have lots of jokes and put people in a good mood. He'd do standup once a week. His name is Bub. Crow _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
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11-05-2005 06:14
DocumentationWriter Linden LSLstandardizer Linden FindsAndFixesLaggySims Linden Hear, hear! _____________________
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Garnet Psaltery
Walking on the Moon
Join date: 12 Apr 2005
Posts: 913
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11-05-2005 07:49
I just wanna see NAKED Lindens! I saw one yesterday in the WA. Trust me, you're not missing anything _____________________
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SuezanneC Baskerville
Forums Rock!
Join date: 22 Dec 2003
Posts: 14,229
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11-05-2005 08:10
I would like to see the display of Lindens change from just numbers in an account information dialog or on the top right of the menu bar to a big pool filled with gold coins that we could jump and dive through, with particle system and animations made to allow us to spit fountains of coins. I always envied Scrooge Duck that cool pastime.
As to Linden employees, I'd like to see more Jill Linden. She's nice. I'd like to see Snap-Shots-Of-SF-Bay Linden. He would be into taking requests for pictures of the Bay Area and posting them for public view. _____________________
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Saben Mondrian
Registered User
Join date: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 11
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Age Play Lindens
11-05-2005 08:25
We should have age play Lindens, possibly AgePlayDad Linden, AgePlaySon Linden, and AgePlayDaughter Linden. There could be a gravemarker in the woods around Waterhead for AgePlayMom Linden.
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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11-05-2005 08:38
I just wanna see NAKED Lindens! You'll have to get "Lindens gone wild" if you want to see any full-on hot, Linden-on-Linden action. _____________________
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,052
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11-05-2005 08:58
Celestial Linden, who would be in charge of all the sims that are not earth simulations. Celestial would always appear suddenly just out of sight, and would disappear in a flash of light. Celestial would understand all, never speak, and would have an appearance at times male, at times female, and at other times in between. LOL I like that. _____________________
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SuezanneC Baskerville
Forums Rock!
Join date: 22 Dec 2003
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11-05-2005 09:05
Celestial Linden might look like Michael Jackson?
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