To end all the speculation and rumor, first let me say that I am the one responsible for the creation of Mr Happy Helmet. Yes. It was me. I confess. I did it. But before you send in the hitsquad, let me tell you a little about it.
Mr Happy Helmet was the brainchild of a few escorts tired of the newbies with their "wooden wonders" and their cheesy pick up lines. Armed with a freebie "Pengi the Penguin" script, a freebie penis and a nasty sense of humor we created a joke penis worthy of the newest newbie that ever said, "HaY BaBy, WaNNa &%$@??"
First of all, it's not a freebie. We thought about making them total freebies but we aren't that cruel. We work in the sex industry and we don't want to have to listen to them 24/7 anymore than anyone else does. We sell two versions. One is a copy/no trans (for yourself) and the other is no copy/trans (to give to a friend). All for the amazing price of only L$50 each.
Second, if you read what "Mr Happy Helmet" is actually saying, it is a string of one liner put downs aimed solely at the person who is wearing it. There are over 100 phrases, most keyed to words in chat (the usual ones that always seem to come up in conversations with newbies on the prowl for some nookie) with a few reserved for when someone clicks on it. Think Rodney Dangerfield crossed with Don Rickles attached at the groin. Actually, don't think about it. The thought of Rodney Dangerfield and/or Don Rickles attached to either your groin or each others can lead to mental scarring.
So if you see a naked newbie whose penis says, "That's not how mommy does it" when you touch it you can blame me all you want, but you have to admit it's more interesting than what usually comes out of the average newbie's other end. They were meant to be funny, not annoying, with the joke being on the person wearing it. If we were going simply for annoying we wouldn't have fixed the script so they stopped listening to each other. Otherwise if you had two of them in a room together you risked a one-liner chatspam cascade effect. But I will admit Mr Happy Helmet is one of those products you either love it or you hate it with a passion.
If they bother you simply find it in your chat history and mute the offending member (Congratulations if you caught the double entendre). But if you want one you can look up my profile in world and find a link to a vendor. They make a wonderful gift
Have a nice day
Mr Happy Helmet was the brainchild of a few escorts tired of the newbies with their "wooden wonders" and their cheesy pick up lines. Armed with a freebie "Pengi the Penguin" script, a freebie penis and a nasty sense of humor we created a joke penis worthy of the newest newbie that ever said, "HaY BaBy, WaNNa &%$@??"
First of all, it's not a freebie. We thought about making them total freebies but we aren't that cruel. We work in the sex industry and we don't want to have to listen to them 24/7 anymore than anyone else does. We sell two versions. One is a copy/no trans (for yourself) and the other is no copy/trans (to give to a friend). All for the amazing price of only L$50 each.
Second, if you read what "Mr Happy Helmet" is actually saying, it is a string of one liner put downs aimed solely at the person who is wearing it. There are over 100 phrases, most keyed to words in chat (the usual ones that always seem to come up in conversations with newbies on the prowl for some nookie) with a few reserved for when someone clicks on it. Think Rodney Dangerfield crossed with Don Rickles attached at the groin. Actually, don't think about it. The thought of Rodney Dangerfield and/or Don Rickles attached to either your groin or each others can lead to mental scarring.
So if you see a naked newbie whose penis says, "That's not how mommy does it" when you touch it you can blame me all you want, but you have to admit it's more interesting than what usually comes out of the average newbie's other end. They were meant to be funny, not annoying, with the joke being on the person wearing it. If we were going simply for annoying we wouldn't have fixed the script so they stopped listening to each other. Otherwise if you had two of them in a room together you risked a one-liner chatspam cascade effect. But I will admit Mr Happy Helmet is one of those products you either love it or you hate it with a passion.
If they bother you simply find it in your chat history and mute the offending member (Congratulations if you caught the double entendre). But if you want one you can look up my profile in world and find a link to a vendor. They make a wonderful gift
Have a nice day
okay - this is very cool
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