Mischief...
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Sassy Romano
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07-01-2008 10:02
So I was hanging out in one of the very busy adult rooms minding my own buiness a couple of days ago when as regularly happens up comes naked newbie with a stiffy. The dialog went something like this:- Him: Hi Me: Hi, newbie with a stiffy Him: want sex, basically? Me: but your appendage is the wrong colour, blend some gray to match your tone but don't change the texture (he tries but goes way over the top) Me: Now it's too speckled... (he then applies a texture of a snapshot giving his part a totally unique look) Me: You know the bit where I said, don't change the texture, try this one... (I hand him a new texture to use which he promply applies. There was a moment of silence as he thought hard about what to do next) Him: My d*ck has vanished!! Me: Well yeah, what did you think a texture called "totally transparent" would do?! Now, the real question here, because this is resident answers is... What colour hair should I wear today??  Sass. (Sexy, Single..and Sassy) |
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Ghosty Kips
Elora's Llama
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07-01-2008 10:05
From: Sassy Romano
Him: My d*ck has vanished!!
Me: Well yeah, what did you think a texture called "totally transparent" would do?!
Thanks for my new sig. 
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Smoke Gordonstone
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07-01-2008 10:05
Poor guy....he probably had to ask everyone where to find a penis and then finally finds one and you make it invisible. I'm trying to decide if it was mean or brilliant.
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Sassy Romano
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07-01-2008 10:07
You're welcome, appropriate accreditation please  |
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Yosef Okelly
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07-01-2008 10:09
HAHAHA!! Love it!! Sassy's my new heroine |
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Sassy Romano
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07-01-2008 10:09
From: Smoke Gordonstone Poor guy....he probably had to ask everyone where to find a penis and then finally finds one and you make it invisible. I'm trying to decide if it was mean or brilliant. Well that's easy since he had already applied a snaphot to it and already ruined the texture |
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Ghosty Kips
Elora's Llama
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07-01-2008 10:12
From: Smoke Gordonstone Poor guy....he probably had to ask everyone where to find a penis and then finally finds one and you make it invisible. I'm trying to decide if it was mean or brilliant. Hahaha, My vote is for brilliant! 
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Ricky Yates
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Join date: 28 Jan 2007
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07-01-2008 11:32
A feat of matching evilness and brilliance! *bows in respect* Although I would be interested in which way one "minds her own business" while "hanging out in one of the very busy adult rooms".  |
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Sassy Romano
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07-01-2008 15:10
From: Ricky Yates Although I would be interested in which way one "minds her own business" while "hanging out in one of the very busy adult rooms". I was just standing around trying to make the place look pretty...checking my fingernail polish. |
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Brenda Connolly
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07-01-2008 15:13
From: Sassy Romano Now, the real question here, because this is resident answers is... What colour hair should I wear today?? Totally Transparent
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Gabriele Graves
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07-01-2008 15:19
From: Maureen Boccaccio FYI, for amusement's sake...take a look at the first post in this thread: /327/e0/268274/1.htmlBased on the big boobs thread, IBTL
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Osprey Therian
I want capslocklock
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07-01-2008 15:21
Sassy wins teh internetz.
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Allegria Kanto
Trailing clouds of glory
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07-01-2008 15:25
From: Ricky Yates <snip>Although I would be interested in which way one "minds her own business" while "hanging out in one of the very busy adult rooms". My question exactly!
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LittleMe Jewell
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07-01-2008 15:43
From: Sassy Romano So I was hanging out in one of the very busy adult rooms minding my own buiness a couple of days ago when as regularly happens up comes naked newbie with a stiffy. The dialog went something like this:- Him: Hi Me: Hi, newbie with a stiffy Him: want sex, basically? Me: but your appendage is the wrong colour, blend some gray to match your tone but don't change the texture (he tries but goes way over the top) Me: Now it's too speckled... (he then applies a texture of a snapshot giving his part a totally unique look) Me: You know the bit where I said, don't change the texture, try this one... (I hand him a new texture to use which he promply applies. There was a moment of silence as he thought hard about what to do next) Him: My d*ck has vanished!! Me: Well yeah, what did you think a texture called "totally transparent" would do?! Now, the real question here, because this is resident answers is... What colour hair should I wear today?? Sass. (Sexy, Single..and Sassy) OMG - ROFLMAO. New fun.... oh yes. ETA -- oh yeah, IBTL.
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Cristalle Karami
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07-01-2008 15:45
Classic. lol!
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Jillian Callahan
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07-01-2008 15:46
From: Brenda Connolly Totally Transparent A clear answer. |
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Gabriele Graves
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07-01-2008 16:00
To answer the OP: Red - to match your sassy-ness!
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
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07-01-2008 16:10
From: Sassy Romano So I was hanging out in one of the very busy adult rooms minding my own buiness a couple of days ago when as regularly happens up comes naked newbie with a stiffy. The dialog went something like this:- Him: Hi Me: Hi, newbie with a stiffy Him: want sex, basically? Me: but your appendage is the wrong colour, blend some gray to match your tone but don't change the texture (he tries but goes way over the top) Me: Now it's too speckled... (he then applies a texture of a snapshot giving his part a totally unique look) Me: You know the bit where I said, don't change the texture, try this one... (I hand him a new texture to use which he promply applies. There was a moment of silence as he thought hard about what to do next) Him: My d*ck has vanished!! Me: Well yeah, what did you think a texture called "totally transparent" would do?! Now, the real question here, because this is resident answers is... What colour hair should I wear today?? Sass. (Sexy, Single..and Sassy) 1) you owe me a new monitor 2) may i borrow this lil trick please? 3) bloody brilliant!!!! i say a nice deep redd with shades of chartreuse
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Phil Deakins
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07-01-2008 16:11
From: Ghosty Kips Hahaha, My vote is for brilliant! I'll second that - if it hasn't already been seconded |
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Brenda Connolly
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07-01-2008 16:31
From: Jillian Callahan A clear answer. I have my moments of lucidity
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Zaphod Kotobide
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07-01-2008 16:45
Excellent. Keep taking the meds. From: Brenda Connolly I have my moments of lucidity
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Lucrezia Lamont
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07-01-2008 19:15
That is the best way to handle newbies wanting sex0rs.
I'm going to rename my "totallyclear" texture to "pen0r" and hand that out if future scenarios warrant it.
Thank you.
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Conifer Dada
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07-02-2008 01:37
From: someone What colour hair should I wear today?? At least I don't worry about that. My hair is dark brown and never changes colour. So, should I leave it loose or put it in a ponytail or a bun today? !!! |
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Amy Stork
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07-02-2008 03:00
LMAO Thats the funniest one I've heard all day - I may even use that one myself when a nub turns up at the colony with one of those awful free dicks Strangely male avies don't usually mind spending money on that particular piece of equipment. However if they have no money I usually recommend the Midnight Lotus Free version - mainly because it looks very realistic and, being free, is missing certain functionality which is of no interest in a nudist colony anyway I vote Sass for POTD, Post of the Day |
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Tabliopa Underwood
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07-02-2008 06:22
tooooo funny =D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D
i need lie down for a bit im hurting too much from laughing =)
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