Where's Gabrielle?
Drawing blood in the Michael Jackson thread

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06-26-2009 10:27
Where's Gabrielle? Drawing blood in the Michael Jackson thread ![]() _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:29
Today? Women would be able to magically remove whatever hair they wish from their bodies....quickly, easily, with absolutely no pain at all. I'd go a step further and say I'd like it to be permanent, but I have to allow for...accidents. RL sliders. I like it. _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:29
Is it working yet? Well....just keep petting. ![]() I believe you might be a better judge of . . . oh . . .um, no, not loading faster . .. |
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06-26-2009 10:29
/me wonders why friend got snipped- i mean - Boomer well- i undertand but.. uhm- ouch - i though they didnt do eunuchs anymore... ![]() He got a vasectomy. I was trying to be delicate. . _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:30
He got a vasectomy. I was trying to be delicate. . Well i guess i blew that out of the water ![]() _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:30
He got a vasectomy. I was trying to be delicate. . In other words, he's shooting blanks now. |
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06-26-2009 10:34
![]() Edit: becuase of the bottle on this popular brand. It's also known as "Cock sauce" ![]() /me sighs and waits for something not "me too" or "vanity" to post Hope there's room for one more in here ![]() /me scoots over Suppose you have been given a magical wish. You can make one change that will affect everyone on the Earth, but only of one sex or the other - men or women. I'd change women,so that they weren't so reliant on men. Make it so we don't need the male population for anything. ![]() That makes me a bitch? ![]() /me is confused and haz a sad Today? Women would be able to magically remove whatever hair they wish from their bodies....quickly, easily, with absolutely no pain at all. Death to body hair!!! Ok pressing the button over and over faster and faster does not equal coming quicker. Ohhhhh, THAT's why they do that... they think the elevator/crosswalk/whatever is their GIRLFRIEND... I think I'm all caught up now... pant pant pant... |
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06-26-2009 10:41
In other words, he's shooting blanks now. I know this story is weird, but it's my only other vasectomy story. A boyfriend of mine had gotten "very serious" about me and wanted me to meet this couple who were his long-time best friends. I guess he wanted to put the idea of marriage in my head. The wife made it very clear that she regarded her husband as an utter idiot for several reasons I can't mention. The only reason I will mention was the fact that he'd gotten a vasectomy. For some reason they wanted to tell me all the circumstances of the discussion and the decision. I couldn't help but feel that the woman was being very unfair. We were at the dinner table while they told me all this. I had been avoiding their big sloppy dog all evening, but he came under the table and started sniffing at my knees. Then in a very freudian twist, the dog lay his snout on my thigh and left a big white lump of snot there. . _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:44
For those of you just dying to know. LL finally sent me money. There will be no linden bear beatings today. Yay! Bout freakin time! |
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06-26-2009 10:46
.....Please get these images out of my mind ![]() ![]() Does this help? ![]() |
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06-26-2009 10:46
Yay! Bout freakin time! I was kind of looking forward to twisting off their little heads tonight though. ![]() _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:46
One of my brothers had a vasectomy.
Three times. Before his third kid was conceived. |
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06-26-2009 10:46
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06-26-2009 10:48
One of my brothers had a vasectomy. Three times. Before his third kid was conceived. Eep,that scares me. I had my tubes tied. Someone tell me that,that operation is much more effective...please....Oh wait, I would have to actually have sex to get pregnant...never mind. ![]() _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:51
The doctor died before my brother could sue him.
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06-26-2009 10:54
What in the Wide, Wide , World of Sports is going on here.......... Ooohhh...Clover. ![]() ![]() _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:55
The doctor died before my brother could sue him. Is it okay to ask whether the same doctor did it three times and why three? . _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:58
RL sliders. I like it. and just for fun, we'll all slide our sliders to the right for one day! _____________________
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06-26-2009 10:59
Is it okay to ask whether the same doctor did it three times and why three? Same doctor. Typical small town attitude, the doctor is always right. I wouldn't have let him near me the second time. |
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06-26-2009 11:00
I know this story is weird, but it's my only other vasectomy story. A boyfriend of mine had gotten "very serious" about me and wanted me to meet this couple who were his long-time best friends. I guess he wanted to put the idea of marriage in my head. The wife made it very clear that she regarded her husband as an utter idiot for several reasons I can't mention. The only reason I will mention was the fact that he'd gotten a vasectomy. For some reason they wanted to tell me all the circumstances of the discussion and the decision. I couldn't help but feel that the woman was being very unfair. We were at the dinner table while they told me all this. I had been avoiding their big sloppy dog all evening, but he came under the table and started sniffing at my knees. Then in a very freudian twist, the dog lay his snout on my thigh and left a big white lump of snot there. . this story made me uncomfortable... _____________________
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06-26-2009 11:00
I was kind of looking forward to twisting off their little heads tonight though. ![]() i'm sure Eli will be available for you to practice on... ![]() _____________________
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06-26-2009 11:01
Same doctor. Typical small town attitude, the doctor is always right. I wouldn't have let him near me the second time. nothing personal against your SIL, but are they sure the kids belong to him.... just askin. ![]() _____________________
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06-26-2009 11:03
i'm sure Eli will be available for you to practice on... ![]() LOL,he is busy this weekend,so that was my plan for a Friday night. ![]() _____________________
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06-26-2009 11:04
nothing personal against your SIL, but are they sure the kids belong to him.... just askin. ![]() Good question...... ![]() _____________________
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