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Help - I want to know the cuase of and solution to ALL of Second Life's problems

Porky Gorky
Temperamentalalistical
Join date: 25 May 2004
Posts: 1,414
04-01-2007 16:04
Deep Thought took 7.5 millions years to come up with answer 42. Lets hope Linden Labs resolve their lag issues a tad quicker.
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Susie Boffin
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Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,151
04-01-2007 19:39
From: Colette Meiji
Ohh I forgot

What casues Drama?


Drama is a condition caused by real live humans using Second Life. Without drama (or emotion as it is called in common English) we would all be Mister Spocks with no emotion and no affect unless you feel that stoic logic is the way to go. :rolleyes:
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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04-01-2007 22:42
From: Susie Boffin
we would all be Mister Spocks
Fascinating.
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Morwen Bunin
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04-02-2007 00:51
From: SuezanneC Baskerville
Fascinating.


Indeed. And there is life in Second Life, but not as we know it...

Morwen.
Mitsou Fraisse
Absolute Beginner
Join date: 19 Dec 2006
Posts: 38
04-02-2007 03:54
Ahhhh. You guys made me smile on a Monday morning .... thanks. :)
bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
04-02-2007 04:10
From: Jopsy Pendragon
Just in: CopyLandBot attacks!

Hackers are creating and selling off fake NEW land on the mainland grid using this hack! If you are unable to teleport, it may be because you are attempting to teleport into a region that has been cloned by CopyLandBot and the SL teleport server is confused about which region to put your avatar into.

I haven't yet seen one of the CopyLandBots in action, but I've heard they're always 'Ruthed' and have the cyberpunk like default library clothing on. Often they have the headphone/earmuff things sicking out of their ... um. You know.

Someone, I forget where, found a way to prevent the CopyLandBot from cloning specific parcels... If you put one of the standard stock linden "snowy trees" on your land there's apparently a divide by zero error that causes the current versino of CopyLandBot to crash. I couldn't figure out which winter tree was the right one so I just put one of each of them out on my land. Just to be safe!!!

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!quit !quit !quit


Hmmmm, ... <looks at date> yee-ess <takes huge chunk of cheese pie .. and a beer> ... well! salt isn't good for you izzit?
Winter Ventura
Eclectic Randomness
Join date: 18 Jul 2006
Posts: 2,579
04-02-2007 04:14
But... what causes CHEESE?

(I know it's not cucumbers.. those cause vinegar. Or is that pickles?)
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bilbo99 Emu
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Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
04-02-2007 04:24
Nooo .. Pickles is a little white Scotch Terrier ... they're *ALL* called Pickles!
Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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04-02-2007 04:26
Colette, I leave you alone for one weekend, and this is what you do..........
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Atashi Toshihiko
Frequently Befuddled
Join date: 7 Dec 2006
Posts: 1,423
04-02-2007 06:06
The cause of all the problems is weevils, chewing on the wiring.

The solution to all problems involves fermented malted barley and hops.

Or maybe I just need a lot more sleep.

:-)

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Isablan Neva
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Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 2,907
04-02-2007 07:50
Silly Collette, even Jake Rietveld (the Emporer of Second Life) would be able to tell you that the answer you seek can be found in Philip Linden's profile.

"It's all my fault."

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Amity Slade
Registered User
Join date: 14 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,183
04-02-2007 10:52
The answer to every question is: Opportunity Costs.

This is the economic principle that the cost of taken any action is the value of that which you forgo to take the action.

To put it in layman's terms: The reason that you do anything is because you have nothing better to do.

This simple principle can explain any problem that you encounter in Second Life.
Wilhelm Neumann
Runs with Crayons
Join date: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 2,204
04-02-2007 10:56
From: Colette Meiji
Ohh I forgot

What casues Drama?


lag
Wilhelm Neumann
Runs with Crayons
Join date: 20 Apr 2006
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04-02-2007 10:57
From: Winter Ventura
But... what causes CHEESE?

(I know it's not cucumbers.. those cause vinegar. Or is that pickles?)



this is so easy guys dont you know the answer to all your questions is lag?

sheesh

it used to be 42 but now that I have discovered SL its LAG lag lag!
Zaphod Kotobide
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Join date: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,087
04-02-2007 11:40
Happy cows.

From: Winter Ventura
But... what causes CHEESE?

(I know it's not cucumbers.. those cause vinegar. Or is that pickles?)
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