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Darien Caldwell
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10-10-2007 14:32
Here you can see a glimpse into the distant future (around December).

What will be posted about now? /me waits with bated breath....
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Love Hastings
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Join date: 21 Aug 2007
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10-10-2007 14:40
I'll start. Did anyone *ever* expect Brenda to do that?!?
Darien Caldwell
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10-10-2007 14:46
Nope, but if my panties were on display in Ahern, I might do the same.
At least the crab didn't file an AR.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
10-10-2007 14:50
My back hurts! And I can't find my teeth. Where's my jello! Damn fool kids these days with their fancy flying cars and their rock and roll music. In my day we didn't just cross sim boundaries willy-nilly without a care in the world. Oh no. We crossed them and CRASHED. And sometimes our hair was stuck to our butts and our inventory was gone. Oh and it was cold alright. Freezing cold! We lost a lot of good people. Eaten by griefers and wolves.

BAH! Mutter...What were we talking about? Where am I?!!
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Ann Launay
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Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
10-10-2007 14:53
From: Trout Recreant


BAH! Mutter...What were we talking about? Where am I?!!


Bradley's island...the way he tricked you into taking his place was brilliant!
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I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
10-10-2007 14:55
From: Ann Launay
Bradley's island...the way he tricked you into taking his place was brilliant!


Yeah, but convincing you to dress up like MaryAnn from Gilligan's Island and come with me was a stroke of pure genius.
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Brenda Connolly
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10-10-2007 14:57
From: Love Hastings
I'll start. Did anyone *ever* expect Brenda to do that?!?


/me either basks in glory or hides in shame......
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Ann Launay
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10-10-2007 15:01
From: Trout Recreant
Yeah, but convincing you to dress up like MaryAnn from Gilligan's Island and come with me was a stroke of pure genius.


Admit it, you just wanted the pie.
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I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
10-10-2007 15:09
From: Ann Launay
Admit it, you just wanted the pie.


um...right. Pie. That's what I wanted.

mmm. Banana coconut pie.
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Slack Zapedzki
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Join date: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 360
10-10-2007 15:29
I'm glad LL decided to drop the L$25 divorce fee charge.
Brenda Connolly
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10-10-2007 15:32
I'm just amazed that as soon as Bradley got off the Island he ran off with Chris.
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Oryx Tempel
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10-10-2007 15:35
From: Ann Launay
Bradley's island...the way he tricked you into taking his place was brilliant!

Speaking of which...Can you believe Trout FINALLY won his Oscar for best Bollywood director this year? It's been like months, hasn't it, since he started?

And now Ann's dating Paris Hilton(seeing as how they're both stars), Brenda had a wardrobe malfunction and can be seen peddling illicit panties on Sunset Blvd, I wrecked my car and am in rehab, and Ray lost his investments (and hair) to Donald Trump. Who am I missing?

[Edit: Oh yeah, and Bradley and Chris are getting SL Married, from what Brenda says above... ]
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Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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10-10-2007 15:36
From: Slack Zapedzki
I'm glad LL decided to drop the L$25 divorce fee charge.


I'm glad they dropped it, too. Too bad they made SL a community property site. Trout Recreant, esq., atcher service! Best divorce attorney in SL!! 300,000L (or $250,000L and naked pictures if you're cute) and I'll get you at least 25% of your stuff or half your money back.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

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Sally Silvera
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Join date: 17 Feb 2007
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10-10-2007 15:37
From: Oryx Tempel
Speaking of which...Can you believe Trout FINALLY won his Oscar for best Bollywood director this year? It's been like months, hasn't it, since he started?

And now Ann's dating Paris (seeing as how they're both stars), Brenda had a wardrobe malfunction and can be seen peddling illicit panties on Sunset Blvd, I wrecked my car and am in rehab, and Ray lost his investments (and hair) to Donald Trump. Who'm I missing?



You forgot to mention how Bradley finally made it off that island in episode XXXIV
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Slack Zapedzki
secondBiTS.com
Join date: 13 Feb 2007
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10-10-2007 15:39
From: Trout Recreant
I'm glad they dropped it, too. Too bad they made SL a community property site. Trout Recreant, esq., atcher service! Best divorce attorney in SL!! 300,000L (or $250,000L and naked pictures if you're cute) and I'll get you at least 25% of your stuff or half your money back.

...and I bet that's after VAT!!!
Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
10-10-2007 15:41
From: Slack Zapedzki
...and I bet that's after VAT!!!


No VAT! I dodge my taxes and pass the savings on to you! Call now! Operators are standing by!
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Slack Zapedzki
secondBiTS.com
Join date: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 360
10-10-2007 15:42
From: Trout Recreant
No VAT! I dodge my taxes and pass the savings on to you! Call now! Operators are standing by!

ROTFL :D
Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
Posts: 3,856
10-10-2007 15:49
Getting off that island has been a tough adjustment. I still can only relate to soccer balls. (footballs for those outside the US).
Oryx Tempel
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Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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10-10-2007 15:51
From: Bradley Bracken
Getting off that island has been a tough adjustment. I still can only relate to soccer balls. (footballs for those outside the US).

ROFL! This took me a second.

So you're saying that Chris' new nickname is Wilson?
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Ann Launay
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Join date: 8 Aug 2006
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10-10-2007 16:11
From: Oryx Tempel


And now Ann's dating Paris Hilton(seeing as how they're both stars)


That skinny biatch? No way! It was all a publicity stunt.
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From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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10-10-2007 16:21
From: Oryx Tempel
ROFL! This took me a second.

So you're saying that Chris' new nickname is Wilson?


It's not Chris himself with that nickname...


Lil' Chris and the Wilson Twins.
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
10-10-2007 21:16
From: Darien Caldwell
Here you can see a glimpse into the distant future (around December).
Have you guys noticed that ever since they made Jumpy a resmod he's been seen at the hangout a whole lot? Getting respectable in his old age ...

He showed up yesterday with Chris in the collar again, yanno? That always freaks me out ...

:p

(/me sees Chris coming and runs away)
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Gaybot Blessed
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10-11-2007 01:28
I'm so confused....
Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
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10-11-2007 01:34
From: Gaybot Blessed
I'm so confused....


LOL. It's ok Gaybot. Just some folks having some fun in here. To get a lot of the joking in this thread would require more time in world and/or more time in the forums.

It also helps to be flexible. Some jokes here require that I really dumb down and other times they fly right over my head. I would never consider pointing out which are which though.
bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
10-11-2007 02:00
From: Oryx Tempel
.... Who am I missing?.

... nobody :(
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