Ruth songs...

No one compares to Ruth
I only wanna be with Ruth
Me and Ruth and dog named boo

etc

"The Ballad of Ruth" (by yours truly)

Get your kicks, on Ruth 66

99 ruths lagging in a sim 99 lagging ruuuuths
1 ruth crashed while floating around..
98 ruths lagging in a sim



err fill in the rest I think you get the idea.. lol

"Hey Ruth" (sung to the tune of "Hey Jude"

You've got another Ruth coming ...

Wake Me Up, When The Ruthing Ends- Greenday's biggest yet..

Hey, Ruth, don't make it lag
Take a sad script and make it better
Remember to let her into your group
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Ruth, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your HUD
Then you begin to make it better.

And any time you feel the scar, hey, Ruth, A.R.
Don't carry a box upon your noggin
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By wearing his shoes a little higher

Hey, Ruth! Don't let her down
You have found her, now go ginko her
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Ruth, begin
You're waiting for someone to Spartner with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Ruth,
You'll do, the shoes you need are on your shoulder

Hey, Ruth, don't make it lag
Take a sad script and make it better
Remember to let her into your group
Then you can start to make it better

Lag, lag, lag, laglaglaglag
laglaglaglag Hey Ruth

Lag, lag, lag, laglaglaglag
laglaglaglag Hey Ruth

Red Bowling Ball Ruth Lyrics
Artist(Band):The White Stripes

well pay attention!
attention to my words!
I love 'ya;
I don't know what you heard.
and this fella?
has got to go for sure.

red bowling ball
red bowling ball ruth
well that's somethin'
then I should know the truth
I set it rollin'
and then it breaks your tooth

well peter,
are you in the wrong town?!
I love this girl
so hell shall come around
and you leavin'
will be the only sound.

From Poison:

Now listen...
Not a Linden I can't pay my rent
I can barely even make my tier
Saturday night I'd like to hit the clubs
but my shoes won't stay off my rear

I'm always feezin', laggin' every day
got a take a break from the
failing to rezz
I had money but Ginko took it away
If my Voice would work you could here me say

Ain't having nuthin' but a Ruth time
these problems just persist
ain't got nothin but a Ruth time
and it won't get better than this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Love it keep-em coming

50 ways to Ruth your lover


The problem is all inside servers, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
Id like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to Ruth your lover

She said its really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my shoes wont be lost or misconstrued
But Ill repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to Ruth your lover
Fifty ways to Ruth your lover

Just tp out back, jack
Try your new hair, clair
Just try to re-rez, jez
To get yourself Ruthed
Fly through the sim, jim
You dont need to discuss much
Try to log on, Ron
And get yourself Ruthed

"Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Ruth After Midnight)"

Half past twelve
And I'm dancing the camp pads in my sim all alone
How I hate to spend the evening on my own
Autumn winds
Blowing outside my window as I look around the club
And it makes me so depressed to see the hub
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer

Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the griefers away
Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Avatars
Find the SL casinos, with a fortune to win
It's so different from the world I'm living in
Tired of T.P.
I open my profile and I gaze into the groups
But there's nothing there to see, none of my troups
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer

Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the griefers away
Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight...
Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight...

There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer

Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the griefers away
Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the griefers away
Gimme gimme gimme a Ruth after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Everybody Ruths

When the day is long and the night, the night is Ruths alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of second life, well Ruth on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody Ruths sometimes

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to Ruth along
When your day is night alone, (Ruth on, Ruth on)
If you feel like logging off, (Ruth on)
When you think you've had too much of second life, well Ruth on

'Cause everybody Ruths. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody Ruths. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you're on your own in second life, the days and nights are long,
When you think you've had too much of second life to Ruth on

Well, everybody Ruth sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody Ruths sometimes
And everybody Ruths sometimes. So, Ruth on, Ruth on
Ruth on, Ruth on, Ruth on, Ruth on, Ruth on, Ruth on
Everybody Ruths. You are not alone

I am your customers,
hear me roar,
in numbers too great to be ignored,
and I know too much to go back an' pretend
(that you'll ever fix this Ruth-bug)
'cause I've heard it all before

Ruth is my name

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she can't log
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And the whole sim goes on down when
She goes away

Wonder this time where she's gone
Did she fall off the edge of the world?
Did she lose her dancing shoes
Cuz there ain't no more to lose
Anytime all the inventory goes away

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
That they'll mark my cry for help resolved

Hey I'll leave the young thing alone
But ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Ain't no IM's from her today
Only an empty sim again
Sunlight setting on the water alone

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And these prims can't build no home
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away

Sympathy for the Ruthster

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm an avatar of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's skin and shape

And I was 'round when Phil Linden
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that MySQL
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around at ol' Second Life
When I saw it was a-time for a change
Crashed the grid and its many sims
The residents screamed in vain

I teleported
Held those hostages
When Grid Monkeys raged
And the lag stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name,
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game,

I watched with glee
While your residents (whoo whoo)
Fought for ten hours (whoo whoo)
For inventory (whoo whoo)

I shouted out, (whoo whoo)
"Who killed the Second Life?" (whoo whoo)
When after all (whoo whoo)
It was you and me (whoo whoo)

Let me please introduce myself (whoo whoo)
I'm an avatar of wealth and taste (whoo whoo)
And I laid traps for bad griefers (whoo whoo)
Who get killed before they reached their 'home' (whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo)
But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
Is the nature of my game(whoo whoo)
..........

I burst out laughing at my keyboard when I read your post. How well do I remember riding a bus to an away football games with my friends to cheer on our team, and someone always had to start singing that song. Now, I really have sympathy for those poor bus drivers who had to listen to that song every, single Friday night.

I Just Can't Get Ruth Out Of My Head


La,la,lag la,la,la,lag,lag
La,la,lag la,la,la,lag,lag
La,la,lag la,la,la,lag,lag
La,la,lag la,la,la,lag,lag

I just can't get Ruth out of my head
Boy, she's all that I seem to think about
I just can't get Ruth out of my head
Boy, I wish that she'd really get right out

Every night
Every day
She takes over my avatar

Please don't stayyyyyy
Or I can't playyyyyyyyyyyy
(Female) forever and ever and ever and ever

La,la,lag la,la,la,lag,lag
La,la,lag la,la,la,lag,lag
La,la,lag la,la,la,lag,lag
La,la,lag la,la,la,lag,lag

Go Ruth, it`s your birthday

To the tune of "All you need is love" by the Beatles

Lag, lag, lag.
Lag, lag, lag.
Lag, lag, lag.

There's nothing you can load, the server's stuffed,
You're stuck as Ruth, your clothes look rough.
That purple t-shirt really makes your shape look cheap,
It's broken.
Cash is "Loading...", TP's are down,
Everything's grey, can't move around.
Nothing you can do but send IM's to friends that you can't find,
Frustrating.

All you need is Phil (Linden, he's the best)
All you need is Phil (Linden, he's the best)
All you need is Phil, Phil,
Fix the servers, all we need.

I actually called my wolf-husky "Boo" caused he scared everone when he was a puppy. Please say "awwwwww". He died in my arms when he was 14 years old.

Aw I have a 2 and a half y/o husky. I`ll be crushed when she passes.


Back to you, Ruth.

Pour some Ruth on me....come on and Ruth me up