LOL... when I see the 'reasons' why things like this happens, it reminds me of when I bought my first 'computer'...
I bought it out of a 'Electronics' magazine.. it arrived in a cardboard box... after ripping the box apart and finding a handful of electronic boards with tenticals of ribbon connectors, a lot of bags with chips in and a hand written 'manual', the first thing it said... 'Don't throw away the BOX, you will need that to form the outcasing of you brand new Computer... welcome to the wonderful world of computing'.