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Merwan Marker
Booring...
Join date: 28 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,706
04-12-2005 10:05
There is a rumor floating in SL which I wish to squash with the truth.

I am not now and never have been a Linden - and I am not currently employed, and never have been employed in any capacity by Linden Lab.
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
04-12-2005 10:09
From: Merwan Marker
There is a rumor floating in SL which I wish to squash with the truth.

I am now a Linden - and I am currently employed by Linden Lab.


Excellent!

Which Linden are you??
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
04-12-2005 10:11
From: Schwanson Schlegel
Excellent!

I love Aimee with all my heart.



Wait, what? :eek:
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
04-12-2005 10:12
It's true.
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Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,025
04-12-2005 10:18
*has image in his head of Nixon, fingers held up in the quotes-motion, jowls a-jiggle, saying 'nooo I am not Philip Linden'*
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
04-12-2005 10:28
He's rainbow Linden :D
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
04-12-2005 10:31
I thought he was Mer-man Linden? ;)
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katykiwi Moonflower
Esquirette
Join date: 5 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,489
04-12-2005 10:38
Can I have one of your Linden teddy bears? :)
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,500
04-12-2005 10:44
I think a Merwan Linden teddy bear'd be cute. :)

You do realize that being accused of being a Linden qualifies you to an exclusive society, Merwan....the Feted Linden Core (or FLC, for short). From what I hear, they're the mysterious powers controlling he FIC. That's right....you *never* know that the avatar friend you've known all your Second Life is secretly a Linden... :eek:
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Random Unsung
Senior Member
Join date: 20 Nov 2004
Posts: 345
04-12-2005 10:48
From: someone
I am not now and never have been a Linden - and I am not currently employed, and never have been employed in any capacity by Linden Lab.
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Well, geez, Merwan, then polish off your resume and become a Linden! You seem to have many of the qualifications!
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
04-12-2005 11:02
Don't let him fool you. He belongs on the inner council of the FLC!

*This post has been brought to you by the KFC - Keep the FLC Current - committee*

Actually, the only rumor i ever heard about you Merwan, involved sheep and volleyball.
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Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery
Baccara Rhodes
Social Doyenne
Join date: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 627
What a waste of good a** kissing
04-12-2005 11:09
And I wasted all this time sucking up to you?

:rolleyes:
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Camille Serpentine
Eater of the Dead
Join date: 6 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,236
04-12-2005 11:23
From: Merwan Marker
There is a rumor floating in SL which I wish to squash with the truth.

I am not now and never have been a Linden - and I am not currently employed, and never have been employed in any capacity by Linden Lab.



who cares? why do you care? why post it here? why not contact lindens directly if it's a problem?
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Nekokami Dragonfly
猫神
Join date: 29 Aug 2004
Posts: 638
04-12-2005 11:24
From: Random Unsung
Well, geez, Merwan, then polish off your resume and become a Linden! You seem to have many of the qualifications!

Can we draft him as a Linden? :D

Actually, maybe LL ought to consider having a couple of positions filled with input from the community. If anyone could figure out how to get that input, that is. I'd also like to nominate Jeffrey Gomez, and I could easily think of several other possible candidates for elevation to Lindenhood.

Regarding the FLC, I wonder if it's possible to secretly be a Linden and not even know it? Kind of like the "secret cardinal"? Only Philip would know, and he would carry the secret in his heart to the grave.... ;)

neko
Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
04-12-2005 11:49
From: Schwanson Schlegel
It's true, I used to be a pole dancer in a club. I used to oil myself up every Thursday and Saturday night and shake what my momma gave me. But I was young, and it was the only way I could think of to pay my way through college.


Holy moly! :eek:
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Khamon Fate
fategardens.net
Join date: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 4,177
04-12-2005 12:08
i agree with camille. you should start polls and petitions to force ll to implement non-accussational zones across the grid and begin suspending anyone who claims that your a linden while in those zones. they must hire two-hundred new liasons to police these areas and only allow whistle blowing by female human avs with at least seventy-nine prims worth of hair. the resulting three day suspension can of course be commuted after a successful appeal to a constitutionally elected group of residents which shall hereafter be referred to as the constitutionally elected group of residents.

besides mer, we all know it's your alt that's the linden, not you.
Ben Linden
Igluchanchalowan
Join date: 31 Dec 1969
Posts: 137
04-12-2005 12:09
I will hijack Merwan's thread to say that the rumors about me are also false, I actually *AM* a Linden.

ben
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
04-12-2005 12:14
OOPS sorry, wrong account. AHEM. Ok let me restate...

I will hijack Merwan's thread to say that the rumors about me are also false, I actually *AM* a Linden.

Aimee

:D
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
04-12-2005 12:24
This reminds me of that movie Spartacus... yeah yeah yeah... WE'RE ALL LINDENS.

Happy now??! :)
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Rickard Roentgen
Renaissance Punk
Join date: 4 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,869
04-12-2005 12:51
There is no Linden! Damn religious kooks. Linden is a myth cooked up by a bunch of middle aged men in California to control the digital population. The Wiki has been rewritten and reinterpreted so many times that it's no longer the true word of any Linden even if Linden existed. It probably wasn't even written by followers of Linden. Most likely it's all borrowed pieces of the earlier religions that Linden replaced, metaverse and activeworlds and the like. Second life is clearly all natural and implies no creator. Everything that happens in second life can be explained by the theories of havok, lsl, and prim. these so called Miracles and acts of Linden are just things governed by natural laws we haven't fathomed yet.
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
04-12-2005 13:04
From: Rickard Roentgen
There is no Linden! Damn religious kooks. Linden is a myth cooked up by a bunch of middle aged men in California to control the digital population. The Wiki has been rewritten and reinterpreted so many times that it's no longer the true word of any Linden even if Linden existed. It probably wasn't even written by followers of Linden. Most likely it's all borrowed pieces of the earlier religions that Linden replaced, metaverse and activeworlds and the like. Second life is clearly all natural and implies no creator. Everything that happens in second life can be explained by the theories of havok, lsl, and prim. these so called Miracles and acts of Linden are just things governed by natural laws we haven't fathomed yet.



I'm so proud of you! *Hands you a cookie*
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David Lamoreaux

Owner - Perilous Pleasures and Extreme Erotica Gallery
Jamie Bergman
SL's Largest Distributor
Join date: 17 Feb 2005
Posts: 1,752
04-12-2005 13:43
"I am not a crook"
Jeska Linden
Administrator
Join date: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 2,388
04-12-2005 13:53
Moved to Notices/Well Wishes. :)
doug Donovan
U WANNA PIECE 'O' ME?!
Join date: 22 Apr 2004
Posts: 140
04-12-2005 14:50
only a linden would swear hes not a linden...
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
04-12-2005 15:44
It's ok Merwan, I know you're not a Linden, and I promise not to reveal that you are of the Anunnaki race.

OOOPS!

:o
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