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Ken Virgo
Fighting GURU
Join date: 19 Jun 2004
Posts: 62
07-12-2006 11:23
From: Phoenix Psaltery
It's OK, honey. That bad Taco man won't hurt your feelings any more. I'm gonna have him for dinner, with a nice cold Corona and some cheese dip.

P2



What about some liver and fava beans..hahah.. *slurp slurrp* :p
Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
07-12-2006 20:50
Dynamo Rubio is officially Co-Ed! I'd like to thank Katt Kongo for having a girl, under a forced labor involving threats of, sigh i'm not proud about this, boxcutters - Boo boo kitty fuck Kongo-Rubio was born tonight weighing 0 pounds 0 ounces, and seems to be only half mildly retarded (my side).

She is going to make a SPLENDID middleback. EAT THAT FAT KIDS CAMP!

/me passes out cigars. Not good ones.
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
07-12-2006 21:36
Paternity test, por favor.
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Katt Kongo
M2 Publisher
Join date: 9 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,020
07-12-2006 21:37
Yes, it's true. After 69.87 hours of intense labor, I gave birth to a baby girl, the result of a lurid affair between Taco and I.. and Taco and a tomcat... and the tomcat and I. Boo promptly vomited on Taco, so it appears that she has a bright future ahead of her.

Baby gifts are welcome.

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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
07-12-2006 21:38
Congratulations on your new addition! I'm glad it had a head :)
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
07-12-2006 22:21
From: Joy Honey
Congratulations on your new addition!


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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
07-12-2006 22:25
From: Taco Rubio


Damn you Angelfire!! I bet it's some "New Edition" photo :p

I <3 you anyway Taco
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
07-12-2006 22:26
Will you have my baby?
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
07-12-2006 22:29
*sniffle* I thought you'd never ask!!!! :D
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
07-12-2006 22:30
From: Joy Honey
*sniffle* I thought you'd never ask!!!! :D



FUCKING HAWT meet me under the bleaches at 11:15 am.
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
07-12-2006 22:32
WEWT! I am so there! Hey, can anyone forge a note from my mom so I can get out of History class?
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You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
07-12-2006 22:34
From: Joy Honey
WEWT! I am so there! Hey, can anyone forge a note from my mom so I can get out of History class?


Dear Mom,

Joy is having sex with her Mom AGAIN and will miss class.

Love,

Mom




and done (rip this part out)
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
07-12-2006 22:36
Awesome! I bet they'll believe this in the office!
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
07-12-2006 22:37
From: Joy Honey
Awesome! I bet they'll believe this in the office!


Without you, summer's a bummer! ;)

xxoxoxoxoxxoxoxxo

taco

p.s. have my baby.
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
07-12-2006 22:40
From: Taco Rubio
Without you, summer's a bummer! ;)

xxoxoxoxoxxoxoxxo

taco

p.s. have my baby.


Yay! He likes me! He really does!!!

p.s. I thought I already said I would :confused:
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
07-12-2006 22:52
Room! :mad:
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
Posts: 2,505
07-13-2006 08:49
*sniff* this is so beautiful *sniff*
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
07-13-2006 09:09
I think that Taco should star in the remake of this film.

I bow to his babymaking abilities. Katt never had MY baby. :p

P2
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
I've Been Stood Up!!!
07-13-2006 11:45
From: Taco Rubio
FUCKING HAWT meet me under the bleaches at 11:15 am.


I've been fucking waiting for you here under these damn bleachers for half an hour!! You'd better have a damn good excuse MISTER!

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You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
07-13-2006 12:28
From: Joy Honey
I've been fucking waiting for you here under these damn bleachers for half an hour!! You'd better have a damn good excuse MISTER!



i said BLEACHES and when you didn't show up i went home in tears.

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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
07-13-2006 12:37
Dammit, I must need glasses or something! Here's a box of tissues for you, I used up two crying under those bleachers

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,424
07-13-2006 12:42
Are baby Taco's crispy?
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
07-13-2006 12:43
Oh, I forgot.. Taco, I'll still have your baby <3
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
It's A GIRL!!
07-14-2006 13:55
Please welcome Taco's latest love child Candie Clorox Honey-Rubio... Isn't she the cutest thing?



Now to find a babysitter while I go to work :/
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You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
07-14-2006 14:11
Just leave it at the beach, i mean how far can it go? that's what i do RL - it works.
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