It's OK, honey. That bad Taco man won't hurt your feelings any more. I'm gonna have him for dinner, with a nice cold Corona and some cheese dip.
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What about some liver and fava beans..hahah.. *slurp slurrp*

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Ken Virgo
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07-12-2006 11:23
It's OK, honey. That bad Taco man won't hurt your feelings any more. I'm gonna have him for dinner, with a nice cold Corona and some cheese dip. P2 What about some liver and fava beans..hahah.. *slurp slurrp* ![]() |
Taco Rubio
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07-12-2006 20:50
Dynamo Rubio is officially Co-Ed! I'd like to thank Katt Kongo for having a girl, under a forced labor involving threats of, sigh i'm not proud about this, boxcutters - Boo boo kitty fuck Kongo-Rubio was born tonight weighing 0 pounds 0 ounces, and seems to be only half mildly retarded (my side).
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
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07-12-2006 21:36
Paternity test, por favor.
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Katt Kongo
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07-12-2006 21:37
Yes, it's true. After 69.87 hours of intense labor, I gave birth to a baby girl, the result of a lurid affair between Taco and I.. and Taco and a tomcat... and the tomcat and I. Boo promptly vomited on Taco, so it appears that she has a bright future ahead of her.
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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07-12-2006 21:38
Congratulations on your new addition! I'm glad it had a head
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Taco Rubio
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07-12-2006 22:21
Congratulations on your new addition! ![]() _____________________
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Joy Honey
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07-12-2006 22:25
![]() Damn you Angelfire!! I bet it's some "New Edition" photo ![]() I <3 you anyway Taco _____________________
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Taco Rubio
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07-12-2006 22:26
Will you have my baby?
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Joy Honey
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07-12-2006 22:29
*sniffle* I thought you'd never ask!!!!
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Taco Rubio
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07-12-2006 22:30
*sniffle* I thought you'd never ask!!!! ![]() FUCKING HAWT meet me under the bleaches at 11:15 am. _____________________
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Joy Honey
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07-12-2006 22:32
WEWT! I am so there! Hey, can anyone forge a note from my mom so I can get out of History class?
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07-12-2006 22:34
WEWT! I am so there! Hey, can anyone forge a note from my mom so I can get out of History class? Dear Mom, Joy is having sex with her Mom AGAIN and will miss class. Love, Mom and done (rip this part out) _____________________
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Joy Honey
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07-12-2006 22:36
Awesome! I bet they'll believe this in the office!
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07-12-2006 22:37
Awesome! I bet they'll believe this in the office! Without you, summer's a bummer! ![]() xxoxoxoxoxxoxoxxo taco p.s. have my baby. _____________________
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Joy Honey
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07-12-2006 22:40
Without you, summer's a bummer! ![]() xxoxoxoxoxxoxoxxo taco p.s. have my baby. Yay! He likes me! He really does!!! p.s. I thought I already said I would ![]() _____________________
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07-12-2006 22:52
Room!
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Sally Rosebud
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07-13-2006 08:49
*sniff* this is so beautiful *sniff*
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Phoenix Psaltery
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07-13-2006 09:09
I think that Taco should star in the remake of this film.
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Joy Honey
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I've Been Stood Up!!!
07-13-2006 11:45
FUCKING HAWT meet me under the bleaches at 11:15 am. I've been fucking waiting for you here under these damn bleachers for half an hour!! You'd better have a damn good excuse MISTER! ![]() _____________________
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07-13-2006 12:28
I've been fucking waiting for you here under these damn bleachers for half an hour!! You'd better have a damn good excuse MISTER! i said BLEACHES and when you didn't show up i went home in tears. ![]() _____________________
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Joy Honey
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07-13-2006 12:37
Dammit, I must need glasses or something! Here's a box of tissues for you, I used up two crying under those bleachers
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Richie Waves
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07-13-2006 12:42
Are baby Taco's crispy?
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Joy Honey
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07-13-2006 12:43
Oh, I forgot.. Taco, I'll still have your baby <3
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It's A GIRL!!
07-14-2006 13:55
Please welcome Taco's latest love child Candie Clorox Honey-Rubio... Isn't she the cutest thing?
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Taco Rubio
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07-14-2006 14:11
Just leave it at the beach, i mean how far can it go? that's what i do RL - it works.
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