"Private Entertainer" Risk Alert

5. We are unaware how many clients have heard "love you long time"
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15. Linden Lab explicitly stated that they will not step in if Anshe can't get the "Little Engine that Could" up the hill.

Isn't this a personal attack? Where are the "kiddies who cry Linden" when anybody posts anything they take offense to? Where is the flood of posts crying for Linden intervention? Where are the links to the TOS webpages? Where oh where is the accusation that the thread creator is so powerful the Lindens won't intervene?

Not to mention, where's the originality? This has been done into the ground now. It was almost funny the first time, if you could get past the patronizing ridicule of Anshe's grasp of English as a second language.

if you could get past the patronizing ridicule of Anshe's grasp of English as a second language.

actually, read my post that parodies Anshe's post, and reread hers, there is no editorial "patronizing ridicule," i just substituted some words and used as much as I could of the original syntax

in other words, the ridicule had NOTHING to do with English as a second language

It was almost funny the first time, if you could get past the patronizing ridicule of Anshe's grasp of English as a second language.

Take a chill pill Mulch. Reread what I wrote, slowly.



I was talking about the first time this was done, not your tedious imitation.

this post needs to be removed.

I am not saying it to defend Anshe business pratices, personally I believe that is her business, not mine.

but I am COMPLETELY offended by your racial sterotype posting Mulch.

Sucky Sucky 5 dollars and love you long time is a complete insult to Asian women.

It is a racial and personal attack.

Yes I am asian.

I have heared about Private Entertainment some time ago, but never took closer look as it did not seem relevant for my business (nor my wiener). She is neither competitor nor have I been in need of any Private Entertainment in SL.

I would also like to say that every time I dealt with Anshe, she was always polite, prompt and friendly.

This week I did take closer look at Private Entertainment. And what I learned surprised me. Let me list some of what I learned and, please, if I am wrong correct me:

1. Private Entertainment is fully owned by Anshe Chung.
2. Only Anshe takes responsibility and guarantees a happy ending for clients.
3. Anshe has sofar collected about $5 for a "sucky sucky" (unconfirmed)
4. Anshe currently offers Private Entertainment from 19:00 - 24:00 CET, 10 am - 3 pm PST
5. We are unaware how many clients have heard "love you long time"
6. This money Anshe uses for "enhancements"
7. Her biggest investments are in "land"
8. Anshe tells people that she is a "busineswoman."
9. Almost all RL States in North America are not willing to allow certain types of "Private Entertainment." For this reason she is forced to sell land rather than offer a "hot towel."
10. We have no information whatsoever about revenue generated by any "client needs," nor what Anshe used the money for that she took from people
11. We have no information that Anshe ever made any profit with any serious scale "entertainment" in the past.
12. There is no health laws in SL regulating or controling "entertainers"
13. Money you deposit into Anshe you do not get back
14. There is no government securing you from a virus
15. Linden Lab explicitly stated that they will not step in if Anshe can't get the "Little Engine that Could" up the hill

As you know I am one person who only needed 9,95 US$ investment to be successful in SL and to build one huge pink torpedo. If entertainment would just be as easy as "money makes happy ending" then I would never have received my chance. Others, with more money, would have been beaten off. Right now I have more than like L$300 L$ on my SL account. There is absolutely no private entertainment that I could conceivably think of, neither in SL or outside, that could generate love me long time for that kind of chump change.

I have talked to number of people I know: hookers, pimps, strippers. I did "research" on the Web (and boy are my arms tired). So far I have come to one preliminary conclusion. Please note that this is simply one working thesis or what I currently consider the most probable explanation. However, it would be unethical if I would keep this to myself. I really do hope that Anshe or somebody else can proove this wrong.

But currently the only explanation that I can possibly think of and what my porn star friends have pointed out to me is that Anshe is a "working girl". A "working girl" is one type of entertainment where you pay to play, and money is taken from the "john."

It is like one price for a snowball or another for pyramid positions. New "johns" are lured with the promise of "sucky sucky 5 dollars". Early "johns" are happy that they got off, word of mouth spreads like herpes, more and more people join the "fun". Once the influx of new "johns" slows down or reverses, the "love you long time" crashes with one big bang (or with no banging, as the case may be).

I, and almost all people I consulted on this, based on information we have about Anshe believe that Anshe is an "escort."

I would be very happy if somebody could proof me wrong and provide some information that allow me to come to one different conclusion.

now now, I included those as well known quotes of the "worlds oldest profession," nothing to do with racial stereotype, but , I can see how you could come to that conclusion

I beleive a 2 live crew song was responsible for love you long time, and Sucky Sucky 5 dollars relates to Thailand "entertainers", not China, so I fail to see the connection (not to mention a southpark episode)

however, since offending asians was certainly not my intention, I will happily and gladly substitute non offensive words if you will supply them

I just hit Mulch's website. I'm scared to say I loved it. Excellent take on current events in RL. Judging from that I don't think he meant anything racist in his first post on this thread. An unfortunate parody carried to far maybe.

Actually it all comes from the movie full metal jacket. which was a war movie.

and I happen to be thai.

There is no non offesive words you can find for the post you have started. Your attack is in vain and completely childish.

you know, i do need to see that movie

and it was not an attack, it was a parody. there is quite a difference.

others have done a parody, but it was for political reasons (for lack of a better term), and can be viewed as counter attacks

mine was just a joke, and yes, it was childish (can you say giant pink torpedo with a straight face?)

Once again, no disrespect or racism intended at all

everyone is just taking everything too seriously all of a sudden

I can take a good joke.
I wasn't laughing though.

The scariest thing that one could hear is that there might be some right, or privilege that can make you immune from ever being offended.

you know, i do need to see that movie

I sincerely hope you are joking and have already seen the movie. If not, I'm personally attacking you for not having a sufficient enough grasp of American cinema.

[...]3. Anshe has sofar collected about $5 for a "sucky sucky" (unconfirmed)
4. Anshe currently offers Private Entertainment from 19:00 - 24:00 CET, 10 am - 3 pm PST
5. We are unaware how many clients have heard "love you long time"
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9. Almost all RL States in North America are not willing to allow certain types of "Private Entertainment." For this reason she is forced to sell land rather than offer a "hot towel."
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It is like one price for a snowball or another for pyramid positions. New "johns" are lured with the promise of "sucky sucky 5 dollars". Early "johns" are happy that they got off, word of mouth spreads like herpes, more and more people join the "fun". Once the influx of new "johns" slows down or reverses, the "love you long time" crashes with one big bang (or with no banging, as the case may be).

I, and almost all people I consulted on this, based on information we have about Anshe believe that Anshe is an "escort."

I would be very happy if somebody could proof me wrong and provide some information that allow me to come to one different conclusion.

dude, it's evident that you have some race issues with Anshe. Either that or your critique of SL capitalism as one giant escort service doesn't quite make sense. But your motive seems clear enough to myself and other posters: demean a fellow SLer with stereotypes. If you have an issue with Anshe, best use facts like a responsible adult. Don't hide behind cheap shots.

So what if Anshe kicks ass? Chinese mainlanders are changing world history in RL, and North Americans more often than not have their face stuffed into a bag of Doritos. This sort of attack -- old stereotypes from the 20th century -- does nothing except confirm this trend.

I'm not Asian, but I've spent enough time there to know that someone like yourself would be treated with a heck of a lot more respect than what you offered Anshe. Either you understand this or you don't. Any decsion to make amends will have to be yours.

dude, it's evident that you have some race issues with Anshe. Either that or your critique of SL capitalism as one giant escort service doesn't quite make sense. But your motive seems clear enough to myself and other posters: demean a fellow SLer with stereotypes. If you have an issue with Anshe, best use facts like a responsible adult. Don't hide behind cheap shots.

So what if Anshe kicks ass? Chinese mainlanders are changing world history in RL, and North Americans more often than not have their face stuffed into a bag of Doritos. This sort of attack -- old stereotypes from the 20th century -- does nothing except confirm this trend.

I'm not Asian, but I've spent enough time there to know that someone like yourself would be treated with a heck of a lot more respect than what you offered Anshe. Either you understand this or you don't. Any decsion to make amends will have to be yours.