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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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03-30-2006 11:11
ok THAT was funny GOAT$EX.

(waits for the BUT$)
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,052
03-30-2006 11:16
From: Gabe Lippmann
Are you accepting applications for new flying monkeys?



Like all malevolent...umm errr benevolent companies Nyx Rox Ltd is always on the lookout for bright new talent. Not just anyone has what it takes to be a 'flying monkey' but if you think you have the 'jimmies' to do the job please IM me in world.
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,052
03-30-2006 11:23
Ok folks this was a serious thread about my desire to help all SL citizens get out from under the crush of the devalued $L by implementimg my new Nyx$ currency.

But NOOOO you had to mock and scorn and make fun of....
first there was A$$, then there was NYX$FOO$A$$ and then a lot more A$$ and now GOAT$.

Trying to get you people to accept a solution that benifits me and screws you is nigh impossible...Pfft
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Patch Lamington
Blumfield SLuburban
Join date: 2 Nov 2005
Posts: 188
03-30-2006 11:37
I'm glad that so many concerned souls are prepared to provide their own lint as backing for a newer stronger trading currency for SL.
To limit consumer confusion I propose a Unified Currency (or 'UC'), to combine these efforts.

I also propose that given concerns over the USA economy (in particular if the growing national debt should affect the international standing of US Lint), that this new Unified Currency should be backed by the pound coin trapped down the side of my sofa.

I expect high demand from residents desperate for a £UC.

And with the demand, there will almost certainly be a rise in value - a major £UC-up is expected.

ps Joy Honey - that was too funny. Leather Oaks.
Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
03-30-2006 11:46
I'll help back it! Lets form a body to help Nyx make desicions and ensure the lint reserve isn't overmined!

I plan to call it the Combined Union of Navel Talliers!

A pack of us should get together and start going over things immediately!
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
03-30-2006 11:52
Nyx, I would strongly support your new currency exchange if I ever got to be in-world for more than 10 minutes at a time... But, I can send you extra lint to strengthen your economy. I've emptied the dryer's lint trap, gotten the dust bunnies from under the bed and collected the lint from mine and my kids' belly buttons. Let me know if you want me to send that out to you.
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,052
03-30-2006 12:02
From: Siggy Romulus
I'll help back it! Lets form a body to help Nyx make desicions and ensure the lint reserve isn't overmined!

I plan to call it the Combined Union of Navel Talliers!

A pack of us should get together and start going over things immediately!



I for one will wear my C.U.N.T. pin with pride

From: Joy Honey
Nyx, I would strongly support your new currency exchange if I ever got to be in-world for more than 10 minutes at a time... But, I can send you extra lint to strengthen your economy. I've emptied the dryer's lint trap, gotten the dust bunnies from under the bed and collected the lint from mine and my kids' belly buttons. Let me know if you want me to send that out to you!


Welcome aboard /me hands you a C.U.N.T pin
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Patch Lamington
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Join date: 2 Nov 2005
Posts: 188
03-30-2006 12:05
Have we crossed the line yet?
Have we?

Now to see whether the no-copy item I was editing when I got booted out of SL due to sim crash still exists when I return :(
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FlipperPA Peregrine
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03-30-2006 12:29
Let's make like the golgafrinchans and adopt the leaf as our currency! Then after everyone's really rich, burn down the forests to curb outrageous inflation! :)
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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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03-30-2006 12:32
From: FlipperPA Peregrine
Let's make like the golgafrinchans and adopt the leaf as our currency! Then after everyone's really rich, burn down the forests to curb outrageous inflation! :)


I couldn't help but notice Flip, your phone is a bit grubby...

as for this fire thingy, we've formed a marketing comittee on its viability.. I mean do people want fire that is nasally insertable?
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Lecktor Hannibal
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Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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03-30-2006 12:32
I just looked at the title of this thread again and totally read it as Secondlife needs a Herro wtf!!
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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
03-30-2006 12:35
and here he is! Your economic superhero come to save the day!
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Shadow Garden
Just horsin' around
Join date: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 226
03-30-2006 12:53
From: Siggy Romulus
ok THAT was funny GOAT$EX.

(waits for the BUT$)


That would of course be from the Basic Underlying Theory group. :)

Don't forget about the master economic organization that we need to supervise all these other exchanges. We could call it Superior Asset Funds Exchange, so we could all have SAFE$EX.
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
03-30-2006 13:06
From: Siggy Romulus
ok THAT was funny GOAT$EX.
You lucky fella, you never visited goatse.cx when it was still up!
Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
03-30-2006 15:25
From: Nyx Divine
Welcome aboard /me hands you a C.U.N.T pin


I'll wear it with pride :p
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Selene Gregoire
Eyes of the Wolf
Join date: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 681
New proposal
03-30-2006 15:45
Nyx, I have a proposal for you and the others who are planing on creating thier own money in SL. I was planning on starting my own currency exchange as well using the gobs of wool that are left over laying around on the ground from the annual sheep sheering. My intention is to call them $heep. Why not combine your Nyx$ with the A$$ and the Goat$ and the SAFE$EX with my $heep and call them Nyx$Goat$SAFE$EX$heepA$$?
Dmitri Polonsky
Registered User
Join date: 26 Aug 2005
Posts: 562
03-30-2006 15:46
From: Nyx Divine
During the past 18 months the value of L$ has decreased a lot. If this trend continues it poses a serious issue for ME!

To address this, I have designed an alternative currency for transactions in SL, currently refered to as "NYX$". Most components are already in place since 2 minutes ago and functional (or so I hope, noone has been stu....err I mean 'farsighted' enough to invest).

Features of this currency system:

~ Value backed by the lint under my kids bed held by ME...CEO of Nyx Rox Ltd.
~ Central payment server that 'SEEMINGLY' ties into content vendor devices in Second Life
~ Full integration with Second Life land sale system as long as you are buying from ME....Nyx of Nyx Rox Ltd.
~ Full guarantee from Paypal that I WILL get your money
~ Web interface and integration with my shop
~ Online currency exchange market vs. US$, LIN(lint) and WoW Gold

Since I have every intention of burying Linden Labs I will post my new currency proposal here and have all my 'alts' and friends/employees (here to after referred to as 'flying monkeys') post in support of this.


hmmm..hard choice..lint or Anshe's A$$...lemme think..I'll take the lint as it has more value. Sign me up. ( now where the HE** is my banana. My wings are getting tired)
Dmitri Polonsky
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Join date: 26 Aug 2005
Posts: 562
03-30-2006 15:50
From: Selene Gregoire
Nyx, I have a proposal for you and the others who are planing on creating thier own money in SL. I was planning on starting my own currency exchange as well using the gobs of wool that are left over laying around on the ground from the annual sheep sheering. My intention is to call them $heep. Why not combine your Nyx$ with the A$$ and the Goat$ and the SAFE$EX with my $heep and call them Nyx$Goat$SAFE$EX$heepA$$?



Och lassie! Ere ye pickin on the Scots again? I'll be gi'in ye sheep lass. Ye'll not be pullin the wool over me eyes here. Ye're gobs are of nuthin in value against Nyx's lint. Now, excuse me, the sheep ere a callin and I got te find me hip boots. I'm no' just another dim gobshite ye know.
Selene Gregoire
Eyes of the Wolf
Join date: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 681
03-30-2006 15:53
From: Dmitri Polonsky
Och lassie! Ere ye pickin on the Scots again? I'll be gi'in ye sheep lass. Ye'll not be pullin the wool over me eyes here. Ye're gobs are of nuthin in value against Nyx's lint. Now, excuse me, the sheep ere a callin and I got te find me hip boots. I'm no' just another dim gobshite ye know.




Damn. Got caught again. But then again... there's only eeeeewweeee....
Dmitri Polonsky
Registered User
Join date: 26 Aug 2005
Posts: 562
03-30-2006 15:55
From: Selene Gregoire
Damn. Got caught again. But then again... there's only eeeeewweeee....



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