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Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

07-24-2003 18:04

Ok guys, I'm at work and bored so here are some random quotes! Feel free to post yours here too!

Iceberg lettuce is a poor substitute for a Ferrari

With the world in the shape it's in, we need to thank everyone who has a weird sense of humour.

There is no problem that cannot be solved with the sutable application of high explosives.

<hate>Project Managers</hate>

I am not worthy.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

All electrons used in this post are recycled.

SL is the only thing that's better than being naked.

Linux -- because rebooting is for adding new hardware!

My father always used to tell me, "son now take the dead donkey out of your mouth before you talk to your mother"

i love cheesie poffs, you love cheesie poffs, if we didn't eat chessie poffs we'd be lame

If I had one photon light for every idiot I passed on the street this world would be a brighter place.

Quoth the raven "Well, maybe a couple more times..."

Since the draft release of the Human Genome, we're all Open Source!

Wars Between the Most Unlikely Countries:

Sweeden vs. Argentina

Canada vs. Mexico

France vs. Itself (Or has that already happened?)

Greenland vs. Iceland

Spain vs. India

Dominican Republic vs. Haiti

China vs. Texas

Russia vs. Easter Island

Chad vs. International Space Station

Belgium vs. Nova Scotia

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Touche.

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

07-24-2003 21:07

AND:

Did you know Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

Weird-o-rama!

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Touche.

Haney Linden

Senior Member

Join date: 3 Oct 2002

Posts: 990

07-24-2003 21:55

slow night at work...

Dionysus Starseeker

Mostly Harmless

Join date: 31 Dec 1969

Posts: 764

07-24-2003 22:00

Perhaps this is semi-off topic... but who thought of the auto-biography???

How can you write a story about your entire life IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE??????

This was spawned from a sentence (...well... two sentences) I used to finish an autobiography today.

"I still live. This autobiography is incomplete."

That's where the mental connection to post here was made...

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Life beyond Second Life? Nah...

"...you will get as many answers as people you ask." -- Kenichi Chen *hehe... yep*

Dragon Crossing

tattoo'd freak

Join date: 9 Jun 2003

Posts: 114

07-25-2003 14:27

for a man there are 3 rings related to marriage:

engagement ring

wedding ring

SUFFERING

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"man may trust man but we will never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind" m. moorcock

Thor Arbuckle

Crazy European Guy

Join date: 8 Jun 2003

Posts: 97

Re: Random quotes!

07-25-2003 14:31

From: someone

Originally posted by Darwin Appleby

Sweeden vs. Argentina

You spell Sweden with 1 e.... SWEDEN!!!

Will u guys never learn

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Pardon my french...I am swedish.

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

07-25-2003 14:54

Hey I didn't write 'em! I copied and pasted!

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Touche.

CrowCatcher Valen

Senior Member

Join date: 2 May 2003

Posts: 290

I want in on this...

07-25-2003 15:01

Man who put cream in tart, Not always Baker.

Did you know that peanuts are one of the ingredients in Dynamite?

And did you know that all the clocks on the wall in the movie Pulp Fiction are set to.....See for yourself.

Crow

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"Everything except God has some natural superior; everything except unformed matter has some natural inferior."...
"Without sin, the universe is a Solemn Game: and there is no good game without rules."

C.S. Lewis

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

07-25-2003 15:14

What?! What are the set to! I MUST KNOW!!!!!

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Touche.

CrowCatcher Valen

Senior Member

Join date: 2 May 2003

Posts: 290

Hehehehe

07-25-2003 15:42

I don't know If I should.....

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"Everything except God has some natural superior; everything except unformed matter has some natural inferior."...
"Without sin, the universe is a Solemn Game: and there is no good game without rules."

C.S. Lewis

Dragon Crossing

tattoo'd freak

Join date: 9 Jun 2003

Posts: 114

07-25-2003 16:26

when in trouble when in doubt, run in circles scream and shout

darn you darwin....i was gonna start this thread. had the idea last night at beddie bye time

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"man may trust man but we will never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind" m. moorcock

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

07-25-2003 17:44

No, darn you! Darn you to heck!!!!

NOW TELL US WHAT THE CLOCKS SAID!!!!

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Touche.

Bino Arbuckle

Registered User

Join date: 31 Dec 2002

Posts: 369

07-26-2003 18:18

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?

Oh man I used to have lists of these, but those are the two I always remember...

Carrera LeFay

Shopper Extraordinaire

Join date: 2 May 2003

Posts: 275

07-28-2003 12:38

Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of
jalapenos -- you never know what's going to burn your butt.

My reality check bounced.

Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

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Moonlight and Madness

BuhBuhCuh Fairchild

Professional BuhBuhCuh

Join date: 9 Oct 2002

Posts: 503

Re: Re: Random quotes!

07-28-2003 14:06

From: someone

Originally posted by Thor Arbuckle
Will u guys never learn

You spell "you" with a "y" and an "o"

*sigh*

silly sweeds

bbc

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START!
Make your own movie in Second Life for
The Take 5 Machinima Festival
Films due Dec 4, screening Dec 7!
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Pituca FairChang

Married to Garth

Join date: 17 May 2003

Posts: 2,679

07-28-2003 15:46

NO, it is spelled "yu".

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Carrera LeFay

Shopper Extraordinaire

Join date: 2 May 2003

Posts: 275

07-28-2003 15:57

I thought it was "tu".

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Moonlight and Madness

Pituca FairChang

Married to Garth

Join date: 17 May 2003

Posts: 2,679

07-28-2003 17:56

jijijijijiji Amiguita!

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Schwartz Guillaume

GOOD WITH COMPUTERS

Join date: 19 May 2003

Posts: 217

07-29-2003 06:03

From: someone

Originally posted by Bino Arbuckle
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Interstate highways are just ones funded by the US government.

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

07-29-2003 08:38

Schwartz: We don't want answers. We want entertainment

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Touche.

Antaeus Titan

Junior Member

Join date: 21 Jul 2003

Posts: 23

07-29-2003 08:57

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think"
- Dorothy Parker, to the New York Womens' Horticultural Society

Perhaps a motto for tonight's flower compo?

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Antaeus, the mould-hugger, is weaned at last

Wednesday Grimm

Ex Libris

Join date: 9 Jan 2003

Posts: 934

07-29-2003 10:00

From: someone

Originally posted by Bino Arbuckle
Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?

Because it's "park" as in a place with grass and trees and "drive" as in lane or avenue.

Bursting bubbles since 1813, W.G.

(now, why do we send a shipment by car and a cargo by ship?)

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Rating: Awww Jeeze!

Misnomer Jones

3 is the magic number

Join date: 27 Jan 2003

Posts: 1,800

07-29-2003 10:03

The medocre are always at their best

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Dragon Crossing

tattoo'd freak

Join date: 9 Jun 2003

Posts: 114

07-29-2003 10:52

there is nothing more horrifying than stupidity in action

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"man may trust man but we will never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind" m. moorcock

Darwin Appleby

I Was Beaten With Satan

Join date: 14 Mar 2003

Posts: 2,779

07-29-2003 11:04

Half of the people in America have never read a newspaper. Half of the people in America don't vote. One would hope it's the same half.

Vonnegut methinks

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Touche.

Random quotes!
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	07-24-2003 18:04 Ok guys, I'm at work and bored so here are some random quotes! Feel free to post yours here too! Iceberg lettuce is a poor substitute for a Ferrari With the world in the shape it's in, we need to thank everyone who has a weird sense of humour. There is no problem that cannot be solved with the sutable application of high explosives. <hate>Project Managers</hate> I am not worthy. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? All electrons used in this post are recycled. SL is the only thing that's better than being naked. Linux -- because rebooting is for adding new hardware! My father always used to tell me, "son now take the dead donkey out of your mouth before you talk to your mother" i love cheesie poffs, you love cheesie poffs, if we didn't eat chessie poffs we'd be lame If I had one photon light for every idiot I passed on the street this world would be a brighter place. Quoth the raven "Well, maybe a couple more times..." Since the draft release of the Human Genome, we're all Open Source! Wars Between the Most Unlikely Countries: Sweeden vs. Argentina Canada vs. Mexico France vs. Itself (Or has that already happened?) Greenland vs. Iceland Spain vs. India Dominican Republic vs. Haiti China vs. Texas Russia vs. Easter Island Chad vs. International Space Station Belgium vs. Nova Scotia _____________________ Touche.
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	07-24-2003 21:07 AND: Did you know Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton. Weird-o-rama! _____________________ Touche.
Haney Linden Senior Member Join date: 3 Oct 2002 Posts: 990	07-24-2003 21:55 slow night at work...
Dionysus Starseeker Mostly Harmless Join date: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 764	07-24-2003 22:00 Perhaps this is semi-off topic... but who thought of the auto-biography??? How can you write a story about your entire life IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?????? This was spawned from a sentence (...well... two sentences) I used to finish an autobiography today. "I still live. This autobiography is incomplete." That's where the mental connection to post here was made... _____________________ Life beyond Second Life? Nah... "...you will get as many answers as people you ask." -- Kenichi Chen hehe... yep
Dragon Crossing tattoo'd freak Join date: 9 Jun 2003 Posts: 114	07-25-2003 14:27 for a man there are 3 rings related to marriage: engagement ring wedding ring SUFFERING _____________________ "man may trust man but we will never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind" m. moorcock
Thor Arbuckle Crazy European Guy Join date: 8 Jun 2003 Posts: 97	Re: Random quotes! 07-25-2003 14:31 From: someone Originally posted by Darwin Appleby Sweeden vs. Argentina You spell Sweden with 1 e.... SWEDEN!!! Will u guys never learn _____________________ Pardon my french...I am swedish.
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	07-25-2003 14:54 Hey I didn't write 'em! I copied and pasted! _____________________ Touche.
CrowCatcher Valen Senior Member Join date: 2 May 2003 Posts: 290	I want in on this... 07-25-2003 15:01 Man who put cream in tart, Not always Baker. Did you know that peanuts are one of the ingredients in Dynamite? And did you know that all the clocks on the wall in the movie Pulp Fiction are set to.....See for yourself. Crow _____________________ "Everything except God has some natural superior; everything except unformed matter has some natural inferior."... "Without sin, the universe is a Solemn Game: and there is no good game without rules." C.S. Lewis
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	07-25-2003 15:14 What?! What are the set to! I MUST KNOW!!!!! _____________________ Touche.
CrowCatcher Valen Senior Member Join date: 2 May 2003 Posts: 290	Hehehehe 07-25-2003 15:42 I don't know If I should..... _____________________ "Everything except God has some natural superior; everything except unformed matter has some natural inferior."... "Without sin, the universe is a Solemn Game: and there is no good game without rules." C.S. Lewis
Dragon Crossing tattoo'd freak Join date: 9 Jun 2003 Posts: 114	07-25-2003 16:26 when in trouble when in doubt, run in circles scream and shout darn you darwin....i was gonna start this thread. had the idea last night at beddie bye time _____________________ "man may trust man but we will never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind" m. moorcock
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	07-25-2003 17:44 No, darn you! Darn you to heck!!!! NOW TELL US WHAT THE CLOCKS SAID!!!! _____________________ Touche.
Bino Arbuckle Registered User Join date: 31 Dec 2002 Posts: 369	07-26-2003 18:18 Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways? Oh man I used to have lists of these, but those are the two I always remember...
Carrera LeFay Shopper Extraordinaire Join date: 2 May 2003 Posts: 275	07-28-2003 12:38 Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos -- you never know what's going to burn your butt. My reality check bounced. Everyone is someone else's weirdo. _____________________ Moonlight and Madness
BuhBuhCuh Fairchild Professional BuhBuhCuh Join date: 9 Oct 2002 Posts: 503	Re: Re: Random quotes! 07-28-2003 14:06 From: someone Originally posted by Thor Arbuckle Will u guys never learn You spell "you" with a "y" and an "o" sigh silly sweeds bbc _____________________ START! Make your own movie in Second Life for The Take 5 Machinima Festival Films due Dec 4, screening Dec 7! http://www.alt-zoom.com/take5.htm
Pituca FairChang Married to Garth Join date: 17 May 2003 Posts: 2,679	07-28-2003 15:46 NO, it is spelled "yu". _____________________
Carrera LeFay Shopper Extraordinaire Join date: 2 May 2003 Posts: 275	07-28-2003 15:57 I thought it was "tu". _____________________ Moonlight and Madness
Pituca FairChang Married to Garth Join date: 17 May 2003 Posts: 2,679	07-28-2003 17:56 jijijijijiji Amiguita! _____________________
Schwartz Guillaume GOOD WITH COMPUTERS Join date: 19 May 2003 Posts: 217	07-29-2003 06:03 From: someone Originally posted by Bino Arbuckle Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Interstate highways are just ones funded by the US government.
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	07-29-2003 08:38 Schwartz: We don't want answers. We want entertainment _____________________ Touche.
Antaeus Titan Junior Member Join date: 21 Jul 2003 Posts: 23	07-29-2003 08:57 "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think" - Dorothy Parker, to the New York Womens' Horticultural Society Perhaps a motto for tonight's flower compo? _____________________ Antaeus, the mould-hugger, is weaned at last
Wednesday Grimm Ex Libris Join date: 9 Jan 2003 Posts: 934	07-29-2003 10:00 From: someone Originally posted by Bino Arbuckle Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways? Because it's "park" as in a place with grass and trees and "drive" as in lane or avenue. Bursting bubbles since 1813, W.G. (now, why do we send a shipment by car and a cargo by ship?) _____________________ Sarcasm meter: *0 \|------------------------\| 10** Rating: Awww Jeeze!
Misnomer Jones 3 is the magic number Join date: 27 Jan 2003 Posts: 1,800	07-29-2003 10:03 The medocre are always at their best _____________________
Dragon Crossing tattoo'd freak Join date: 9 Jun 2003 Posts: 114	07-29-2003 10:52 there is nothing more horrifying than stupidity in action _____________________ "man may trust man but we will never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind" m. moorcock
Darwin Appleby I Was Beaten With Satan Join date: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 2,779	07-29-2003 11:04 Half of the people in America have never read a newspaper. Half of the people in America don't vote. One would hope it's the same half. Vonnegut methinks _____________________ Touche.

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