Stupid Superman Sex Question
OK this is a question my wife asked me so I thought why not put a poll up here for you all to join in. LOL
When Superman has sex with his wife Lewis Lane, what happens?
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Lupo Clymer
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04-29-2005 08:27
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Edav Roark
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04-29-2005 08:51
Um, dom't you mean "Lois Lane"
 That also reminds me of a Superman joke: It's Saturday night and Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. So he throws on his cape and heads off to a party. Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open window that she is still at home, naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did you hear something?" "No," replies the Invisible Man, "but my butt is killing me. _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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04-29-2005 08:58
Man walks into a bar on the fifth floor of a swanky hotel. Walks up to the barkeep and says 'Gimme a double of your top shelf scotch' Kills it, runs to the window and jumps out. Dude at the end of the bar says WTF just as the same guy walks back in and repeats the above mentioned antic. When he walks back in the dude #2 says how the hell are you doing that? Dude #1 says " There is a weird updraft out that window and I just float down to the ground. Try it, it is a freaking blast !! " Dude #2 looks at bar tender and says 'Gimme a double of your top shelf scotch' Kills it, runs to the window and jumps out.
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Shadow Weaver
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04-29-2005 08:59
Um, dom't you mean "Lois Lane" That also reminds me of a Superman joke: It's Saturday night and Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. So he throws on his cape and heads off to a party. Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open window that she is still at home, naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did you hear something?" "No," replies the Invisible Man, "but my butt is killing me. Suffices to say why the invisiable man is no longer a credible superhero. _____________________
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Arcadia Codesmith
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04-29-2005 09:02
Read Larry Niven's excellent essay on the subject, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex".
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Vanillia Tapioca
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04-29-2005 09:07
Well, he is superman after all. He does everything super!
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Shadow Weaver
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04-29-2005 09:10
Well, he is superman after all. He does everything super! So, LOIS lane is a lucky woman Lucky or wore out that is the question? _____________________
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Tito Gomez
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04-29-2005 09:22
Hey Lupo, Schaumburg here, boss!
I wonder if you are the Pagan I happen to know that lives between Elgin and Chicago? T ps. no matter how you look at it, for a man to wear that outfit, he has to be kinky as hell! _____________________
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
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04-29-2005 09:30
Watch the movies and TV shows...he wears tights, and doesn't look all that "super".
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Lupo Clymer
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04-29-2005 10:31
Watch the movies and TV shows...he wears tights, and doesn't look all that "super". He could be a grower not a shower?? _____________________
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04-29-2005 10:32
Read Larry Niven's excellent essay on the subject, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". Now, now. Go! LOL! I almost pissed my self. That was great! Thanks Arcadia!! _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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04-29-2005 12:42
When Superman becomes faster than a speeding bullet, does his mind speed up too (allowing him to see in bullet-time) or does he maintain normal brain functions? If it's the latter, then he would become pretty clumsy.
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Chance Abattoir
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04-29-2005 12:46
When Superman becomes faster than a speeding bullet, does his mind speed up too (allowing him to see in bullet-time) or does he maintain normal brain functions? If it's the latter, then he would become pretty clumsy. Also, if Superman's mind DOES speed up: then when he went around the world so fast that time reversed in the Superman movie, wouldn't that mean that he mentally aged by years? Damn, he must have had some serious focus to stay mad that long. _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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04-29-2005 12:50
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Lo Jacobs
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04-29-2005 13:14
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Chance Abattoir
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04-29-2005 13:17
This one is appropriate for the forums. -And if you go far enough in that site, you will see the term "Japanazis" more than once. I can't wait to hear that term used during the next flame war.
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Zuzi Martinez
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04-29-2005 13:39
Superman is a total dick and always has been. i never liked him because he was so smug and you just know he can't help but feel better than everybody else. you're talking to him and he's like "do you realize in the time it took you to say that i could have flown around the universe twice and built a computer that's smarter than you?"
i've always been into the idea of a superhero who's just a regular person with powers and not some uber alien billionaire magic princess or whatever. if you ever get a chance check out a one time comic called The Pro about a prostitute who gets given super powers. also it has a part about the whole supercum issue for those who care. here's a sample........... sorry about breaking the page. it's just an attachment and not using img tags so i dunno why it's visible like this. _____________________
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Lo Jacobs
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04-29-2005 13:41
Oh nice! Is it a graphic novel?
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Zuzi Martinez
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04-29-2005 13:51
it's only like 60 pages. i'd post it all on here if i could get away with it.
everybody on earth needs to read it. it's terribly terribly wrong but oh so right.now that superhero movies are the big thing somebody needs to make The Pro: The Motion Picture. starring Courtney Love of course. _____________________
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Siggy Romulus
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04-29-2005 20:11
I think Superman wasn't inclined towards women if ya know what I mean..
So the question I want answered would be what if Superman had sex with Lewis Black. Siggy. _____________________
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Torley Linden
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04-29-2005 20:13
This line from the poll choices would be GREAT as part of a hip-hop lyric battle:
It’s all a lie he is not supper he is a dud, if he can shoot a inch it would be a metrical. Huzzah for metricals! _____________________
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Eboni Khan
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04-29-2005 20:36
Between Chicago and Rockford covers a whole lot of nothing.
Just a reminder... Superman is just a freak alien, on his home planet he is like everyone else. Batman, he is a real superhero... _____________________
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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04-29-2005 21:58
Between Chicago and Rockford covers a whole lot of nothing. Just a reminder... Superman is just a freak alien, on his home planet he is like everyone else. Batman, he is a real superhero... They are BOTH freaks. Grown men running or flying around their respective cities wearing Danskins and capes! _____________________
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Hikaru Yamamoto
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05-01-2005 15:20
Kinky alien sex
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Ewan Took
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05-02-2005 02:44
"He is a Super Man and can control when he cums and how hard he cums, lucky woman!"
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