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Zoey Jade

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05-24-2005 04:12

Ok on a serious note now. Really, if you had a healthy sex life in rl, would you still seek a sex life in sl?? And why is it that most people (that Ive met) are 30+ irl, fat, and still virgins irl?

Catherine Cotton

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05-24-2005 04:15

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Ravi Zuma

Я Вас не помню

Join date: 21 Jun 2004

Posts: 148

05-24-2005 04:21

1. Yes
2. We're 30+ because we have the money.
3. Fat?
4. Virgins? Hardly

PetGirl Bergman

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Join date: 16 Feb 2005

Posts: 2,414

05-24-2005 04:25

28 - NOT rich - Single IRL - BF in SL - 54 kilo/166cm - Virgin *lol* - Fun to have both lives - is that Ok?

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Ryen Jade

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Join date: 21 Jun 2003

Posts: 1,329

05-24-2005 04:26

I look at it as a good thing. It's the best way to remove them from the gene pool.

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Between you, Ryen the twerp and Ardith, there's little to change my opinion here.. rather you have reinforced it each in your own ways

IM A TWERP, IM A TWERP!

Whats a twerp?

Kris Ritter

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Join date: 31 Oct 2003

Posts: 6,627

05-24-2005 04:27

actually, I'm pretty sure they do it just to fuck off Zoey.

Waves Lightcloud

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Posts: 193

05-24-2005 04:27

If you dont Get off the computer Im going to tell your mom !

Maxx Monde

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05-24-2005 04:34

Good try, however your post doesn't elicit the right tone of smugness. Try these on for size, Z-ster:

"Why must you fat trailer-park virgins insist on diddling yourselves at events?"

Note: causes immediate umbrage, as the 'trailer-park virgins' part just shoots a sarcastic arrow to the core - the addition of 'diddling yourself' only puts a fine sarcastic layer of creamy forum frosting on the phrase.

Or consider the more direct approach:

"SEX SEX SEX!! LOOLLLZERS YOU LOOOZERS!! GO AND CBYER UR MANLADY PERVS!"

Note: All caps gets the job done, and emits the right amount of sarcasm, mispellings will drive the grammatinazis crazy, and it provides a wide landing-strip for the end-note of 'MANLADY', which implies that the hot av you are cybering is in fact, a fat male trucker from idaho.

So in short, Z-ster, try harder, your wailing at the keyboard with your sausage-like mitten hands really doesn't do the trick, and I can come up with two very fun phrases with very little mental effort.

If you're going to have a schtick, at least try to execute it well.

Enjoy

FlipperPA Peregrine

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Join date: 14 Nov 2003

Posts: 3,703

05-24-2005 05:21

I only have lesbian AV-sex with Zoey under my alt account in the welcome area!

I'm 30. Not quite rich. Definitely not fat, much more of a "scrawny" type.

Maxx is always right.

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Pendari Lorentz

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05-24-2005 05:28

LOL Maxx!

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Willow Zander

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05-24-2005 05:30

I don't have any sex

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Eggy Lippmann

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05-24-2005 05:32

The real question is, why are you always trolling the forums with the same kind of crap over and over again? Its not funny, its not interesting. The forums arent your personal soapbox or playground. Stop filling them with crap so that people with real discussions dont get lost in the middle of it.

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splat1 Edison

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05-24-2005 05:33

you can have sex in sl now ? donst sex by law require some sort of physicle actions ?

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Kris Ritter

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05-24-2005 05:37

From: Eggy Lippmann

The real question is, why are you always trolling the forums with the same kind of crap over and over again? Its not funny, its not interesting. The forums arent your personal soapbox or playground. Stop filling them with crap so that people with real discussions dont get lost in the middle of it.

BAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry, Eggy. I just need to check: you are aware this is the Second Life forums you're posting on? Cuz it's hard to tell from what you wrote above

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Cadroe Murphy

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05-24-2005 05:40

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Colette Meiji

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05-24-2005 05:40

From: Zoey Jade

Ok on a serious note now. Really, if you had a healthy sex life in rl, would you still seek a sex life in sl?? And why is it that most people (that Ive met) are 30+ irl, fat, and still virgins irl?

Ive said this before. I suppose Ill say it again.

OUR SEX LIFE IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS.

Whether is bad or good FL or SL .. is not your problem.

Id like to add further.

OUR FIRST LIFE IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS.

Whether its bad or good .. is not your problem.

If you reserve the right to triple neg rate "sluts" then I reserve the right to tell you if you dont like us enjoying cybersex, STAY ON PG LAND.

Zaid Vox

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05-24-2005 05:48

From: Willow Zander

I don't have any sex

Awww....I'll have sex with you Willow

Lordfly Digeridoo

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05-24-2005 05:54

From: Zoey Jade

Ok on a serious note now. Really, if you had a healthy sex life in rl, would you still seek a sex life in sl?? And why is it that most people (that Ive met) are 30+ irl, fat, and still virgins irl?

Why do you have in-world sex, Zoey Jade?

Perhaps it's fun?

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Zoey Jade

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05-24-2005 05:55

Has anyone seen me in world lately? I'm pregnant.

Kris Ritter

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05-24-2005 05:57

From: Zoey Jade

Has anyone seen me in world lately? I'm pregnant.

you're pregnant inworld? and you're asking US about av sex?

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Neehai Zapata

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05-24-2005 06:00

From: someone

Why is there so much sex in sl??

No messy cleanup.

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Azazel Czukor

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Join date: 30 Jan 2005

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05-24-2005 06:01

Why is there so much sex in SL? I ask...why is there so much sex in RL???????

Why are you sexy sex fiends doing naked dirty sex sex in our cities and towns...right on the very street where small children live! I'm appalled at all the dirty naughty sexy sex that people have with each other EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK. The person next to you right now has probably had sex! Dirty filthy naked sexy sex sex!

(With apologies to The Onion.)

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Eggy Lippmann

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05-24-2005 06:03

From: Colette Meiji

STAY ON PG LAND.

I do. But my neighbors still set up sex balls and hang depictions of nudity on their walls, and LL's wishy-washy customer support refuses to enforce their own TOS.

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Varian Neutra

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05-24-2005 06:21

What Colette said.

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DNA Prototype

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05-24-2005 06:31

This is why...

http://rense.com/general65/given.htm

DNA

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Why is there so much sex in sl??
Zoey Jade Registered User Join date: 21 May 2003 Posts: 263	05-24-2005 04:12 Ok on a serious note now. Really, if you had a healthy sex life in rl, would you still seek a sex life in sl?? And why is it that most people (that Ive met) are 30+ irl, fat, and still virgins irl?
Catherine Cotton Tis Elfin Join date: 2 Apr 2003 Posts: 3,001	05-24-2005 04:15 _____________________
Ravi Zuma Я Вас не помню Join date: 21 Jun 2004 Posts: 148	05-24-2005 04:21 1. Yes 2. We're 30+ because we have the money. 3. Fat? 4. Virgins? Hardly
PetGirl Bergman Fellow Creature:-) Join date: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 2,414	05-24-2005 04:25 28 - NOT rich - Single IRL - BF in SL - 54 kilo/166cm - Virgin lol - Fun to have both lives - is that Ok?DD
Ryen Jade This is a takeover! Join date: 21 Jun 2003 Posts: 1,329	05-24-2005 04:26 I look at it as a good thing. It's the best way to remove them from the gene pool. _____________________ From: Korg Stygian Between you, Ryen the twerp and Ardith, there's little to change my opinion here.. rather you have reinforced it each in your own ways IM A TWERP, IM A TWERP! Whats a twerp?
Kris Ritter paradoxical embolism Join date: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 6,627	05-24-2005 04:27 actually, I'm pretty sure they do it just to fuck off Zoey.
Waves Lightcloud SexBall Safety Designer Join date: 22 May 2004 Posts: 193	05-24-2005 04:27 If you dont Get off the computer Im going to tell your mom !
Maxx Monde Registered User Join date: 14 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,848	05-24-2005 04:34 Good try, however your post doesn't elicit the right tone of smugness. Try these on for size, Z-ster: "Why must you fat trailer-park virgins insist on diddling yourselves at events?" Note: causes immediate umbrage, as the 'trailer-park virgins' part just shoots a sarcastic arrow to the core - the addition of 'diddling yourself' only puts a fine sarcastic layer of creamy forum frosting on the phrase. Or consider the more direct approach: "SEX SEX SEX!! LOOLLLZERS YOU LOOOZERS!! GO AND CBYER UR MANLADY PERVS!" Note: All caps gets the job done, and emits the right amount of sarcasm, mispellings will drive the grammatinazis crazy, and it provides a wide landing-strip for the end-note of 'MANLADY', which implies that the hot av you are cybering is in fact, a fat male trucker from idaho. So in short, Z-ster, try harder, your wailing at the keyboard with your sausage-like mitten hands really doesn't do the trick, and I can come up with two very fun phrases with very little mental effort. If you're going to have a schtick, at least try to execute it well. Enjoy
FlipperPA Peregrine Magically Delicious! Join date: 14 Nov 2003 Posts: 3,703	05-24-2005 05:21 I only have lesbian AV-sex with Zoey under my alt account in the welcome area! I'm 30. Not quite rich. Definitely not fat, much more of a "scrawny" type. Maxx is always right. _____________________ Peregrine Salon: www.PeregrineSalon.com - my consulting company Second Blogger: www.SecondBlogger.com - free, fully integrated Second Life blogging for all avatars!
Pendari Lorentz Senior Member Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 4,372	05-24-2005 05:28 LOL Maxx! _____________________ hugs everyone
Willow Zander Having Blahgasms Join date: 22 May 2004 Posts: 9,935	05-24-2005 05:30 I don't have any sex _____________________ *I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* "Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." <3 Giddeon's <3
Eggy Lippmann Wiktator Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 7,939	05-24-2005 05:32 The real question is, why are you always trolling the forums with the same kind of crap over and over again? Its not funny, its not interesting. The forums arent your personal soapbox or playground. Stop filling them with crap so that people with real discussions dont get lost in the middle of it. _____________________ Help us document Second Life history at http://slhistory.org!
splat1 Edison Registerd Nut Join date: 6 Sep 2004 Posts: 353	05-24-2005 05:33 you can have sex in sl now ? donst sex by law require some sort of physicle actions ? _____________________ Splat Soft - We exsist in the RL to! Gigas Bunny (Mule) #### You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon.
Kris Ritter paradoxical embolism Join date: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 6,627	05-24-2005 05:37 From: Eggy Lippmann The real question is, why are you always trolling the forums with the same kind of crap over and over again? Its not funny, its not interesting. The forums arent your personal soapbox or playground. Stop filling them with crap so that people with real discussions dont get lost in the middle of it. BAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, Eggy. I just need to check: you are aware this is the Second Life forums you're posting on? Cuz it's hard to tell from what you wrote above _____________________
Cadroe Murphy Assistant to Mr. Shatner Join date: 31 Jul 2003 Posts: 689	05-24-2005 05:40 Toot, toooot!... Mandangalo! _____________________ ShapeGen 1.12 and Cadroe Lathe 1.32 now available through SLExchange.
Colette Meiji Registered User Join date: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 15,556	05-24-2005 05:40 From: Zoey Jade Ok on a serious note now. Really, if you had a healthy sex life in rl, would you still seek a sex life in sl?? And why is it that most people (that Ive met) are 30+ irl, fat, and still virgins irl? Ive said this before. I suppose Ill say it again. OUR SEX LIFE IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS. Whether is bad or good FL or SL .. is not your problem. Id like to add further. OUR FIRST LIFE IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS. Whether its bad or good .. is not your problem. If you reserve the right to triple neg rate "sluts" then I reserve the right to tell you if you dont like us enjoying cybersex, STAY ON PG LAND.
Zaid Vox Registered User Join date: 9 Apr 2005 Posts: 66	05-24-2005 05:48 From: Willow Zander I don't have any sex Awww....I'll have sex with you Willow
Lordfly Digeridoo Prim Orchestrator Join date: 21 Jul 2003 Posts: 3,628	05-24-2005 05:54 From: Zoey Jade Ok on a serious note now. Really, if you had a healthy sex life in rl, would you still seek a sex life in sl?? And why is it that most people (that Ive met) are 30+ irl, fat, and still virgins irl? Why do you have in-world sex, Zoey Jade? Perhaps it's fun? LF _____________________ ---- http://www.lordfly.com/ http://www.twitter.com/lordfly http://www.plurk.com/lordfly
Zoey Jade Registered User Join date: 21 May 2003 Posts: 263	05-24-2005 05:55 Has anyone seen me in world lately? I'm pregnant.
Kris Ritter paradoxical embolism Join date: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 6,627	05-24-2005 05:57 From: Zoey Jade Has anyone seen me in world lately? I'm pregnant. you're pregnant inworld? and you're asking US about av sex? _____________________
Neehai Zapata Unofficial Parent Join date: 8 Apr 2004 Posts: 1,970	05-24-2005 06:00 From: someone Why is there so much sex in sl?? No messy cleanup. _____________________ Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.
Azazel Czukor Deep-fried & sanctified Join date: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 417	05-24-2005 06:01 Why is there so much sex in SL? I ask...why is there so much sex in RL??????? Why are you sexy sex fiends doing naked dirty sex sex in our cities and towns...right on the very street where small children live! I'm appalled at all the dirty naughty sexy sex that people have with each other EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK. The person next to you right now has probably had sex! Dirty filthy naked sexy sex sex! (With apologies to The Onion.) _____________________ Vote YES on Prop 348 - confirmation popup message on all land sales - don't get screwed over! Click here to vote! Or, Click here to discuss! "The weapon of choice is snark." - Hamlet Linden
Eggy Lippmann Wiktator Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 7,939	05-24-2005 06:03 From: Colette Meiji STAY ON PG LAND. I do. But my neighbors still set up sex balls and hang depictions of nudity on their walls, and LL's wishy-washy customer support refuses to enforce their own TOS. _____________________ Help us document Second Life history at http://slhistory.org!
Varian Neutra Registered User Join date: 18 Oct 2004 Posts: 56	05-24-2005 06:21 What Colette said. _____________________ Rent vendor areas for only $50/wk/50 prims at the Hanging Gardens of Babylon in Refugio
DNA Prototype Mad Scientist Join date: 8 Aug 2004 Posts: 179	05-24-2005 06:31 This is why... http://rense.com/general65/given.htm DNA _____________________ DNA DEMENTED CIRCUITRY LIGHTING AND DJ SUPPY SL's finest speakers, DJ gear, lasers, killer club lighting & effects.

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