Destroy the FIC!

I propose that a task force be organized to rid our lands of these hate-mongering evildoers and bring the SL flag of freedom to the corner of every sim. Who are they? What does "FIC" stand for? Keeping knowledge away from the common people means keeping... means putting chains on freedom. How can people sleep safe at night in their sims, knowing that there is a clandestine group operating within our borders? If they had nothing to hide, then they wouldn't operate under a veil of secrecy.

I also have information from my intelligence sources indicating that they may be building a weapon of sim destruction or have been currently using tools that may be used for a weapon of sim destruction.

The name of this task force has yet to be deterimined, but suggestions will be taken into consideration. The actions that are taken against the villains of the FIC, or any sim that attempts to harbor these enemies of freedom, will be carried out under the name "Operation Second Freedom."

Good night, and God Bless!

The FIC simply does not exist...please go about your business now

Talen Morgan
FIC Propaganda Minister

I would like to call to order todays meeting of the Feted Inner Core. The first item on our agenda will be the snack fund. Now, the records on the clipboard by the coffee can CLEARLY add up to a sum total of $28.60 in snack donations...but our treasurer counted the money in the can and every count came up to $22.75. Look I dont want to be a stickler about these things but if you "BORROW" money to buy sodas please replace it. Otherwise you can say goodbye to Doritos, you can say goodbye to Cheetos, and you can just kiss the hostess cupcakes goodbye!

Next we need to put a hit out on Chance Abattoir. As usual we will will be jotting down our favorite methods of offing our enemies on a piece of paper and drawing one from a hat. I naturally will be going with "using his body as a human host for my larvae". You all should be creative, and have fun with it!

Finally, we need to organize for next month's pot-luck dinner. I will, as usual, be making my chicken chili. There is a sign-up sheet in the hall.

Going after the FIC is as dangerous and as likely to fail as an attack on the Illuminati or Knights Templar. Might I suggest you seek the Holy Grail, instead?

One of the more humorous points of that post is that if you replace 'FIC' with 'International Comunism' , you end up with a delightfully classic McCarthy style speech...

Just a spoonful of irony helps the medicine go down.. in the most delightful way!

Siggy.

There is no FIC. The noobies are comitting suicide by the hundreds at the gates of Ahern.

That's like that game, Deus Ex. *theme song plays*

*sneaks in the breakroom and replaces the $5.85 that I used for lunch today*

Why do you people all obsess so much about the FIC? Couldn't you all just get a life, meh.

BTW, I did a total double-take and had to log in twice to make sure my old, glaucoma-ridden eyes weren't betraying me (it's getting so hard to watch my Lawrence Welk reruns!)

but the current log-in blurb says something like this today:

"C++? Java? FIC? Come get a job at www.lindenlabs.com"

Go and look it's hilarious.

I love popping larvae under my skin. Sometimes, when I wound myself intentionally, I'll let the wound sit in the sun for a while I read a book. Two days later, it's time to go a-maggot-poppin'!

Hrm... well if the Knights Templar are the order devoted to protecting the Merovingian Dynasty, then you seem to be saying two completely opposed things by saying an attack on the Templar will fail, but "I suggest you seek the Holy Grail."

You obviously either work for the FIC or think that Boyd Rice is related to Jesus and want to hide that fact by encouraging others to commit suicide. I'm not fooled, terrorist!

You're only saying that because you're part of their inner sanctum.

Although I am pathetically unworthy of such an honor, it would would be neglectful of me not to add a small addendum to Aimee's flawless and luminescent post.

Also in attendance at the upcoming FIC meeting will be the members of the Semi-feted Junior Auxiliary, of which I am currently the acting Secretary. (Hi!) I and the other members of the SJA have been working hard, rehearsing a short skit that we will be performing during the mid-meeting break. Entitled "The Some Are More Equal Than Others Follies," our performance will chronicle the stellar rise of the FIC, and the hilarious inequities and social injustices that were the inevitable result. (Side note: your's truly will be playing the role of the corrupt and capricious Linden hive-mind. Yes, those are real diamonds on my chaps.) Take it from me, it'll be side-splitting fun, with all the in-jokes and abject toadying you've come to expect from the SJA! See you there (but only if you've taken part in the FIC initiation rites)!

1. FIC is a joke by the lindens.

2. IF you are obsessing on this FIC thing then you need a day job or something.

3. Play SL and have fun



Stir, rinse , repeat.....

Make sure to ask Hermann Goering for advice; I've heard he helped start a pretty successful youth group too.

You know, there might be business yet selling torches and pitchforks!

It's no laughing matter. This isn't a time for fun, this is a time to protect our freedom! You nor any other henchman of the FIC can stand in the way of Operation Second Freedom. Right is right and wrong is FIC.

I'm just a 'FIC'ment of your imagination....

I can't keep it secret anymore. I love you. *heart*

Hrm.... "FIG" would be a pretty good name for an anti-FIC task force. Now... If only I can figure out what "FIG" would stand for.

Maybe it doesn't stand for anything? That's it! We've no secrets to hide, so our acronym doesn't mean anything at all!

F.I.G.

Hey! (edit: removed "BITCH!" I resemble that remark!

Am I FIC? Well, I used to think a requirement was that you were an oldbie. But I'm not that old, and I'm considered (at least by non-FIC plebes) to be FIC. The real FIC just sorta put up with me as I stumble and learn the ways of ScriptFu.

I appreciate the FIC, the FIrC, and the Group Who Shall Not Be Named for accepting me as one of them.

Now, as for people bitching about the threats the know (FIC), I'll say this...
STFU and start your own damn group.

What you need is a little faith, boy. Know that the Primmy Spirit is confering upon you the rights of Consternation. Please repeat the procesion of faith with me:

Long Live King Phillip.

May Phillip Linden Rule a Thousand Years.

May Phillip Linden Banish The Usurpers From Second Life.

Phillip Linden is the light, the way, and the hope of Second Life


This is the Word of the Lindens.
Amen.

Perhaps you haven't heard of us, we are called F.I.G. Our acronym means nothing because we have nothing to hide. We are the enemies of the enemies of freedom, a.ka. the "FIC." Members are asked not to join F.I.G. in an official manner so that the enemies of freedom will never know if we are friend or F.I.G. by looking at our members roster. Group names are the shackle of exclusion for the FIC elite, that's how they find you out. Don't give them the tools they need to oppress you. Join F.I.G. and be free from the tyranny of the clandestine oppressors!

Linden est potentia
Amen

it's been tried. those people are no longer available for comment.

What's been tried?