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The tyranny of capitalist genitalia shall soon perish from the grid

Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
09-13-2005 13:29
When is Panda's circumcision?

Does this announcement mean that it is now acceptable for me to refer to him by my pet name for him, "Glandaprong"?
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“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
Maeve Morgan
ZOMG Resmod!
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,512
09-13-2005 13:41
FREE WILLY!!! :D :eek:
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
09-13-2005 13:42
Hahaha... JUNK SLIDER? LOL... hey, I'm all for creativity.

But wait, doesn't this already exist inworld? If you go to Pants... you can appropriately address the bulge with a CROTCH slider, which seems to perform (hee hee) the same thing! :)
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
09-13-2005 13:47
From: Torley Torgeson
Hahaha... JUNK SLIDER? LOL... hey, I'm all for creativity.

But wait, doesn't this already exist inworld? If you go to Pants... you can appropriately address the bulge with a CROTCH slider, which seems to perform (hee hee) the same thing! :)
Yep.

Package: Coin purse <------------------> Duffle Bag

Mine is set to Shaving Kit. :o
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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
09-13-2005 13:58
The Crotch slider merely creates the illusion of junk, much like capitalism creates the illusion of freedom for the proletariat.

Once the pants of hypocrisy are whipped off (which is easier if the pants of hypocrisy in question are those neat velcro ones the Chippendales dancers use), it is revealed that there is no junk at all!
pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
09-13-2005 14:09
CØCK THE VOTE!
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."

~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media



"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
09-13-2005 14:11
/5 show
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !
Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
09-13-2005 14:11
From: pandastrong Fairplay
CØCK THE VOTE!


when did they let you out of Off-Topic?
pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
09-13-2005 14:17
From: Taco Rubio
when did they let you out of Off-Topic?


I staged a sit-in in off-topic.

HELL NO WE WON'T GROW!
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."

~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media



"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
09-13-2005 14:22
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net '

From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !
Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
09-13-2005 14:22
From: pandastrong Fairplay
Well, we DO have two hands for a reason, and it sure ain't driving!


No, darling, one is for typing. :D


<eyes Nolan's shaving kit> :eek:
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"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo

“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN

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pandastrong Fairplay
all bout the BANG POW NOW
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,920
09-13-2005 14:28
ZOMG OUR UPWARDS MOMENTUM ON THIS ISSUE GOT MENTIONED BY A JOURNALIST!

"There's been no end to the t-shirtery and assholery on the forums about this..."
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"Honestly, you are a gem -- fun, creative, and possessing strong social convictions. I think LL should be paying you to be in their game."

~ Ulrika Zugzwang on the iconography of pandastrong in the media



"That's no good. Someone is going to take your place as SL's cutest boy while you're offline."

~ Ingrid Ingersoll on the topic of LL refusing to pay pandastrong for being in their game.
Ardith Mifflin
Mecha Fiend
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,416
09-13-2005 14:48
From: pandastrong Fairplay
ZOMG OUR UPWARDS MOMENTUM ON THIS ISSUE GOT MENTIONED BY A JOURNALIST!

"There's been no end to the t-shirtery and assholery on the forums about this..."


Journalist? You tricked me, you asshole. :mad:
Forseti Svarog
ESC
Join date: 2 Nov 2004
Posts: 1,730
09-13-2005 14:51
From: HoseQueen McLean
Can I have a t-shirt?


this is the most important question asked on the forums today.

Cory, the demands of the People must be met!
Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
09-13-2005 14:57
From: Forseti Svarog
this is the most important question asked on the forums today.

Cory, the demands of the People must be met!



Don't cry for me, my Forseti
The truth is I'll always drop you
Some nifty t-shirts
Or snarky comments
To say I love yooooooouuu.....





(To the tune of Don't Cry For Me Argentina. Apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber.)
Forseti Svarog
ESC
Join date: 2 Nov 2004
Posts: 1,730
09-13-2005 15:31
From: Cory Edo
Don't cry for me, my Forseti
The truth is I'll always drop you
Some nifty t-shirts
Or snarky comments
To say I love yooooooouuu.....




and the t-shirts were given
the panda was honored
the cory was praised
the pitchforks were lowered
and torches doused
with a single cry, the mob shouts
"the junk! the junk! long live the panda junk!"

it was a shame that small children had nightmares for weeks, but all in the name of progress
Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
09-13-2005 15:57
From: Forseti Svarog
and the t-shirts were given
the panda was honored
the cory was praised
the pitchforks were lowered
and torches doused
with a single cry, the mob shouts
"the junk! the junk! long live the panda junk!"

it was a shame that small children had nightmares for weeks, but all in the name of progress





I commend you, sir!
Introvert Petunia
over 2 billion posts
Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,065
09-13-2005 16:12
From: Cory Edo
Apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
If anyone owes apologies, it would be him to us. :p
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
09-13-2005 16:30
One vote for Panda's penis from me!
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Seth Kanahoe
political fugue artist
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,220
09-13-2005 17:18
This is why I argue that World of Warcraft has far more sophisticated intellectual content than Second Life.

For one thing, the swords are larger, and female toons can equip them, too. All hail egalitarianism.
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