The Really Weird Scary Freaky Thread

Heh you guys are so impressionable.
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The incredible exploding whale

http://www.perp.com/whale/

HAHAHA. I don't believe Darwin posted that without getting the ban stick.

Anyway, here's a nice link:
http://www.clonaid.com/english/pages/services.html

I think we need to first clone Maerl so both me and devlin can have a copy.

Muhahaha clone me..see what happens......

would a clone by any other name smell as sweet....?

Clone me, Clone me, Clone me thru the night ,clone me clone me ~~~~~~~

CLONAPET™:

CLONAID™ will soon offer a new service: the cloning of pets to wealthy individuals who wish to see their lost pet brought back to life. This service will also be offered to the owners of racing horses.

CLONAID™ will be ready to start its animal cloning operation in the very near future.

CLONAID™ and other cloning companies:

CLONAID™ welcomes the involvement of other scientific companies in the area of human cloning and is willing to subcontract any laboratory wishing to be part of this research. However, such company must be located in a country where the study related to human cloning is not forbidden by law. ...

mr.hyde


Light.. or is it a void?- dances before my eyes.

I awaken, renewed, the need for sin and lies
Consume me, have transformed me, am fixated, in awe.
I stare once again into the the darkness' gaping maw and i
Feel comforted. its black velvet, motherly, tenderly, caresses me.
I embrace it, choke the black slippery thing down, whatever i see
Before me, devoured. in an instant we are one.
In the mirror, a figure: strangely familiar
Someone i knew? a self in distant past?
I probably will never know. memories never last
they corrode, age, melt away, boulders into sand.
it's all that is left of me, this blackness is what i am.
I seek to fill this void with tongue and lash,
With rope, the knife's edge, fire and wax
I forge a bond with this new heart, darkness, and fear
I will hold tenderness no more, release it, nevermore shed any tear,
For anyone, nor for myself. i blend into the crowd
We are animals, gruesome, base, defiled, and proud.
I choose my victim carefully, knew her all along
Attracted into border districts by the promise of her song.
Alleyways, music and laughter, and drunken stink, and bile,
This deluge is home to me, i willingly mock and defile.
Bastard child of chemistry, my new animal self
Fits me like a glove. love only me, no one else.
But it fades in time, my potion lingers a moment, then is gone.
Its sweet delusions evacuate, like insects retreating at dawn.
They bore holes into me, cocoons of evil safe
In the corridors of my subsconscious, a dark mansion of hate
Waiting for its master to return home someday,
Awakened by the sweetest poison, where animal virtues lay.

Maerl, three posts in a row to the same thread? That must be a record.

no , i think i posted 5 in a row once,not sure

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Maybe I'm missing something but what's so bad about the kitten?

Its a joke. Laugh.
People go there in the expectation of seeing something horrible and instead are presented with pictures of two cute little animals. The pussy and the wiener

/Laugh

/Drinks coffee