How do I beat the game.

I've been playing SL for 3 weeks now and I can't figure out how to beat it. Where are all the boss creatures. I've heard that you have to find the secret magical sword of doom somewhere deep in the realms of the outlands. And then when I have that I have to find all the creatures named Linden in the world and dispell them with my might. Is this true? I've come across many lindens but I have not been able to use my magical sword aginst them.

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Hehe, well first you gotta find the super Hippo and ask it where the sword is, the Hippo is grey and Red with wings and has been spotted around Venice sometimes. Its master is Xavier. Beware of the baby hippos they are everywhere. And dont run into the swarm of crickets, they will eat you. Philip Linden is the boss Linden and must be defeated last to win

I have 2 super hippos, but i don't see what use they are, one sits on my head likee a hat and the other one follows me around like a dog everywhere.....

JV

did I miss something with the hoppos?

No No no a game can't beat itself. See? You're the game and the players are the Lindens. You're in their matrix and they are using your body heat (money) to live and to run their machines. You're the game and the Lindens are the players.

And I might add, that they are kicking some buttock cause I've lost some major sleepage.

Try to jump in the giant blue flashy boxes that come down from the sky, that's where the games are!!!

I have beaten this game. No problem. Its so easy. Wanna know how I did it? Leave 1 million Lindenbucks in the Enchanted Hollow Tree next to the Starbucks in Federal.

I am the baddest boss linden you will have to defeat to win the game. After much questing and many travails, you will have to:

- best me in a foot race across seven sims
- Explain to me the 3 great mysteries of physical objects
- out-build me in a scripting contest
- Cage me on my own land
- Teach me something I don't know about Second Life

Before you can challenge me, you will have to best all the other lindens. They are many and their numbers unknown, each with their own trials.

Help I can no longer log out of the game. I am stuck in some alternate dimention. I've been told to look for the "Key of the Twilight" Anyone know where I can find it?

OOOH How do I start the Linden challenge? Can we Pair up? Ill need a Mage (scripter) and a Priest (Texturer) to go up against Phil with me. I think he drops Phat Lewt!

Is there any way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard's key?

Yes Datura, there is a small brick on the far left in the middle of the wall. Push it in and the door on the right opens.

I tried that as well but it only lead to a dark room. I went west, then I got the strangest thing on my screen:

"You were eaten by a Gru"

You didn't use the magic word: xyzzy!

Hang on here. We have a Starbucks? You people know I am loosing sleep. Come on people throw me a frickin bone.

I can throw you a magical bone that when bitten will keep you awake long enough only to unlock the mysteries of Trogdor.

WHAT are you people talking about ???

I can't even find my way out of my cell !!!


HELP

Tracey!!! You need to find the secret passageway. It can be found behind the 10th stone block, 10 steps away from your cell door. After finding this block, you must use the secret key you FOUND on your journeys through FloppyLand.

If you don't have the key...then....

How to get out of the cell.

maximum verbosity

turn lights on
look under cot
take metal rail
open pocket
examine pocket
take lint
put lint in ears
scream
wait
wait
hit char with metal rail
examine char
take wings ( without the wings you cannot fly off the church tower and will haveto come back )
open char lindens pocket
remove key
move cot
press brick number 10
s
e
w
nw
s
se
up
up
up
up
s
e
w
n
sw
se
down
climb ladder
pull rope
remove lint from ears
climb ladder
open trap door
examine bell
take note
use wings
jump

Cant you also go:

s
e
w
nw
e
e
e
punch drunken hobo
take hobo shoping kart
w
w
w
s
se
ride shoping kart down hill to portal
enter portal
climb ladder (continue from here)

Nowhere in the instruction manual did it say ANYTHING about the game being this complicated!!!

AND

you didn't warn me about the "arrow" trap when I removed the 10th brick!! Now I have to start ALL OVER AGAIN !!!


This game is WAY to hard !!!!


-TK

Oh yeah the arrow trap. Sorry about that.. ALSO!!!

Watch out for the floor there are spots in it where if you step a giant lizard will come out and tell you to turn left. Just a word of advice.... Don't turn left!!!!!

I just realized how little sense that post made. Change all the lefts to rights. HEHE.... now you should be ok!

That will give you the opportunity to pick up the scroll of Identify that you'll need to determine where the key goes. Once identified, the key's color will match that of the potion in the secret lab.
Unfortunately, that's all randomized so that's about all I can tell you.
Once you find your way into the secret lab and fight past the ravening horde of mutant zombie butterflies, you'll find the keyhole is behind the potion of the matching color.
But before you can actually use the key, you'll be attacked by small furry giant.


- Sphereon Nomad
(Thought-provoking quote goes here)