Prop 550 - One (1) Porny
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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08-15-2005 17:38
From: Bond Harrington I think the real question is: Do you ride the porny or does the porny ride you?  Well these and many other questions I think are best left to the powers that be, and not to this humble narrator. Resources being what they are, perhaps a hemaphrodite, preferably with a double jointed backbone.... Whichever - I'm sure our benefactors will take these matters into account should need arise.. The important thing is the benefits to be gained by this proposition.. Less pent up frustration would lead to less griefing. Availablility of services may reduce the amounts of nearby clubs, and as a side effect, lag. Also the money paid for the rides would create a valuable money sink, helping to bolster the value of the L$ and the economy. Food for thought. Siggy.
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The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals. From: Jesse Linden I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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08-15-2005 17:41
I just had a visual of Jenna Jameson running the softball toss game at a carnival. You know, the game where you try to hit the milk jugs...
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Bosozoku Kato
insurrectionist midget
Join date: 16 Jun 2003
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08-15-2005 17:45
From: Lianne Marten Yuk.
But, my new favorite quote...
"Unfortunately, these people were very diligent in filming their activities" Mine is: " Because sex with animals is not barred by law in Washington state" Not at all surprising to me, given the inbred backwater trailor trash state that this is. (yeah I live in WA, thankfully not born nor bred here though.) |
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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08-15-2005 17:52
From: Bosozoku Kato Mine is:
"Because sex with animals is not barred by law in Washington state"
Not at all surprising to me, given the inbred backwater trailor trash state that this is. (yeah I live in WA, thankfully not born nor bred here though.) Really? The whole thing? I would have just thought east of the cascades... Yes i'm joking, no one hit me please  sorta joking... |
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Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
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08-15-2005 19:02
From: Siggy Romulus Your very welcome! Democracy in action is a wonderful thing! Democracy? What's that.. ohhh something that involves big corporations lobbying for certain things.. Ah yes wonderful thing it is. |
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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08-16-2005 04:49
you know... democracy. Equal representation under the law: One dollar, One vote.
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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08-16-2005 12:54
From the article : From: someone A man died of internal injuries from sex with a stallion at a ranch used by a bestiality ring, police in the northwestern United States state of Washington said on Monday. What we learn from this is that there is indeed a high demand for Pornys because the disturbing part is NOT that a man was killed while being sodomized by a horse. Neigh, the shocking part is that there is a BESTIALITY RING so as we can see, a porny would be a very popular choice. (unless of course they mean it as in "boxing ring" in which case a man getting killed by a horny stallion makes sense... sorta) However, not just any old porny will do, they should be much gentler than the one in this article and be familiarized with different forms of lube. |
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Dianne Mechanique
Back from the Dead
Join date: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 2,648
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08-16-2005 13:08
From: Siggy Romulus ... Less pent up frustration would lead to less griefing..... I dont know where you get this from about the frustration. SL is a masturbatory paradise. Maybe that's the solution for girefers though, instead of prison, make them work as sex trade workers in a club until their "frustration" abates. . |
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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08-16-2005 18:36
From: Dianne Mechanique Maybe that's the solution for girefers though, instead of prison, make them work as sex trade workers in a club until their "frustration" abates. Would that make them master abaters? |
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Liquid Zidane
Enjoy
Join date: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 174
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08-16-2005 19:13
From: Ferran Brodsky but can you ride it? I'll be your porny.. -grins-
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Katja Marlowe
Registered User
Join date: 15 Apr 2005
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08-17-2005 10:44
You know, a porny might solve newbies not feeling welcome in the WA, I mean, who could fail to feel welcome after being offered a ride on a porny?
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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08-29-2005 03:37
Bumps a porny! 
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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08-29-2005 03:40
From: Katja Marlowe You know, a porny might solve newbies not feeling welcome in the WA, I mean, who could fail to feel welcome after being offered a ride on a porny? Happy trails for the new Mature WA!  |
