Pointless Movie Quotes

Just a pointless thread.

Post some of your favorite movie scenes with quotes. Funny, pointless, dumb, serious, whatever.

From Mystery Train, late night barbershop chat:
"You see that program on TV the other day? They said that over there in China everyone was wanting to eat macaroni and cheese. Dont you find that a bit odd? What with all that chinese food they got there."

Friday

"You got knocked the %#!@ out!'

For some reason that always makes me giggle.

Don't know or care what the names of the characters were...

Jackie: "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!"

Tucker: "Don't nobody understand the words coming out of your mouth!"

(Or is it Man, nobody? )

First thing that came to mind (admittedly I eliminated all the Monty Python quotes since, well, they're used 1000 times a day here anyway )

The quotes that come to mind:

"Did they look like psychos, they were vampires, psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them I don’t give a f--- how crazy they are!"
-- Seth Gecko, 'From Dusk to Dawn'

(yay cheesy awful movies! )

"Inconcievable!"
-- The Princess Bride, natch

"My brother...my Captain...my King."
-- Boromir, The Fellowship of the Ring

"I've got a bad feeling about this."
--Duh.

"Wuv. Twue wuv."
--Princess Bride (Duh.)

Sorry Sig, I'm jumping on your band wagon...

From Friday:

"Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're f**kin' up the rotation."

Josey Wales: Whenever I get to liking some one they ain't around long.

Lone Watie: I noticed when you get to disliking someone they around for long neither."

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Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.

Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.

Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... and death... It shall be life.

...also in the western theme....

"Endeavor To Persevere"

(Chief Dan George quoting the white man's advice in Little Big Man)

Fabienne: Who's motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Who's chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

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I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way...

Mok: She can sing or she can SCREAM... but she still pissed me off.

"How bout a good morning Derek and Hanzel.....thanks for the freakfest last night."

"Obey my dog!"

Mugatu: "Don't you know I get farty and bloated from a foamy latte??!!"
Todd: "My mistake Jaqubime(sp?)"
Mugatu: "You're mistake indeed!!"


aahhhh.....I love Zoolander

You Gotta Love the Coen Brothers:

Raising Arizona:

Evelle: H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?
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H.I.: I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that son' bitch Reagan in the White House.
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Evelle: You know how to put these on?
Grocer: Well, around the butt and over the groin area.
Evelle: Do I need pins or something?
Grocer: They got them tape-ettes already on there. It's self-contained and fairly explanatory.

Barton Fink:


Garland: The common man will still be here when you get back. Who knows, there may even be one or two of them in Hollywood.
Barton: That's a rationalization, Garland.
Garland: Barton, it was a joke.
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Geisler: Look, you confused? You need guidance? Talk to another writer.
Barton: Who?
Geisler: Jesus, throw a rock in here, you'll hit one. And do me a favor, Fink: throw it hard.


The Big Lebowski:
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm Shomer Shabbos.
Donny: What's that Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fuckin' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: Don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!

"You'll shoot your eye out!"


Love the movie. =)


A Christmas Story

'I have powers beyond reason in this place....'

-General Zod, Superman II

Captain Kirk's dying words in Star Trek Generations: "It was... fun. Oh my--"

" ... turned his teeth snow-white overnight, they said."

"Get up, man! You'll get your rags all dirty!"

"Daughter, still working hard I see - you and the Blessed Sisters of Misery."

"Rats on a stick! There you are, sonny."

"There was I, back to the wall, with two whacking great nuns coming at me with maces."

"We'll show them who's King around here!"

"Oh, how brave you are, my Prince! For surely it must have been a terrible blow from a Saracen's blade." "Oh, no, an innkeeper sat on me."

"Was that sword sterilized?"


-- all from Jabberwocky, directed by Terry Gilliam

I find this one rather appropriate:

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?!? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?!?!?

-- Young Frankenstein

"...He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday, she couldn't turn back time. Thank you, Einstein. Now he - he was nuts. He was a fruitcake, Jim."

-12 Monkeys

12 Wombats was a much better movie.

I was thinking that "Army of the 12 Wombats" sounded pretty stupid...but after a moment, realization sunk in that "Army of the 12 Monkeys" really isn't much better...

Army of the 12 Juggling Alcoholics? Ahhh...much better.

real genius

Chris: First, you have to get even with Kent, it's a moral imperative.

"If he dies, he dies." Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. I don't know why, but that was the first line that came to my head.

". . .I'm going to kill Bill." Black Mamba in the very beginning of Kill Bill vol. 2.

"William Wallace is seven feet tall." A Scottish infantryman in Braveheart who didn't believe William Wallace was in front of him. It was hilarious.

"It ain't fittin', it ain't fittin', it ain't fittin'. . . ain't fittin'." Mammy in Gone with the Wind.

Stripes

Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

"Egon, you're gonna endanger us. You're gonna endanger us and our nice client, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog."

Bill Murray
Ghostbusters

That damn quote has been stuck in my head for years. Thanks for helping me finally get it out.

Crow

Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!

A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets their hearing aid go and have to watch game-shows at full volume. Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night. I suppose these things happen.


-Fight Club