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Club Baby Seals is now Hiring

Dancien Graves
Not Nice
Join date: 12 Sep 2007
Posts: 111
07-01-2008 09:59
Club Baby Seals is now hiring Dancers, DJ’s, and Hosts.
We’re a brand new club and trying to do things a little differently. Our music is mostly off the beaten path but we’ve been known to go main stream on occasion. We’ll be doing events possibly once or twice a week and as things ramp up there will be daily events. However, these will not be your typical events

Requirements for Dancers:
Must be female (No male dancers)
Must be over 30 days old
No Oil Skins, Bling, Facelights, or shoes that make you sound like a horse.
Must have a sense of humor
Must not get offended easily

Requirements for Hosts:
Must be Chemically Imbalanced (not really but it may help)
Must hate scrolling ascii gestures just as much as we do.
Must have a sense of humor
Must not get offended easily

Requirements for DJ’s:
Must have a good attitude
Must have decent music collection
Having your own steam would be awesome, not required but awesome nonetheless.
Must have Sense of Humor
Must not get offended easily.

Just IM Dancien Graves (oh hey that’s me) and he’ll be happy to hand you an application or he gets the hose again.
Naughty Dreamscape
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Join date: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 81
07-02-2008 08:10
"Club Baby Seals"? Am I the only person that thinks this is a horrible name?
Briana Dawson
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Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
07-02-2008 08:14
Say wha? You mean you do not want to be a clubber?
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Namssor Daguerre
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07-02-2008 09:31
From: Naughty Dreamscape
"Club Baby Seals"? Am I the only person that thinks this is a horrible name?
It's a maturity level indicator. It's supposed to be funny to the 14-18 yr. crowd.

Here's another example:

http://www.explodingfuckdolls.com/
Dancien Graves
Not Nice
Join date: 12 Sep 2007
Posts: 111
07-02-2008 12:26
From: Naughty Dreamscape
"Club Baby Seals"? Am I the only person that thinks this is a horrible name?



Well awesome. At least the name is fairly original and does have paradise or some variation of that word in it....Oh wait....
Vertigo Paris
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Join date: 4 Jan 2007
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07-02-2008 12:28
From: Namssor Daguerre
It's a maturity level indicator. It's supposed to funny to the 14-18 yr. crowd.

Here's another example:

http://www.explodingfuckdolls.com/


Or those with a stick shoved so far up their ass, it ripped their sense of humor.
Lucifer Baphomet
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07-02-2008 12:28
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Dnate Mars
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07-02-2008 12:32
From: Naughty Dreamscape
"Club Baby Seals"? Am I the only person that thinks this is a horrible name?

I think so. I think it is creative and memorable.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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07-02-2008 12:39
From: Naughty Dreamscape
"Club Baby Seals"? Am I the only person that thinks this is a horrible name?

I think it is a horrible name and I've said so elsewhere. Every time I see that name in threads I whimper a little.
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JulieAnne Rau
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07-02-2008 12:41
its doing what its designed to do. Be memorable.

:)
Sarah Nerd
I BUY LAND
Join date: 22 Aug 2005
Posts: 796
07-02-2008 12:52
From: Namssor Daguerre
It's a maturity level indicator. It's supposed to funny to the 14-18 yr. crowd.

Here's another example:

http://www.explodingfuckdolls.com/


Well maybe you should try searching for club prude bitch. I hear its a real hoot there on days when they play games like throw tomatoes at the sinner.
Cristiano Midnight
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07-02-2008 12:56
Regardless of your opinion on the name, this is a help wanted classifieds ad.
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Sarah Nerd
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Join date: 22 Aug 2005
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07-02-2008 12:56
Seriously I hope I never become so "mature" that I take everything that seriously and make an issue out of everything.
Vertigo Paris
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Join date: 4 Jan 2007
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07-02-2008 12:58
From: Sarah Nerd
Seriously I hope I never become so "mature" that I take everything that seriously and make an issue out of everything.


Agreed!
Sarah Nerd
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07-02-2008 13:00
I miss our SLUniverse buttons every time I come here.
IsaDaft Trollop
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Posts: 63
07-02-2008 13:00
I want a job as a clubber...err dancer.
Vertigo Paris
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07-02-2008 13:01
From: Sarah Nerd
I miss our SLUniverse buttons every time I come here.


Get out of my head, I was thinking the same thing.
Dancien Graves
Not Nice
Join date: 12 Sep 2007
Posts: 111
07-02-2008 13:04
From: Lexxi Gynoid
I think it is a horrible name and I've said so elsewhere. Every time I see that name in threads I whimper a little.



And everytime you wear that reindeer outfit and copy past that exact same opinion some small child stops believing in Santa.
Love Hastings
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Join date: 21 Aug 2007
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07-02-2008 13:05
LOL, they're coming to git you.
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07-02-2008 13:06
From: Dancien Graves
And everytime you wear that reindeer outfit and copy past that exact same opinion some small child stops believing in Santa.


You really are an asshat.
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Decadent Rothschild
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Join date: 22 Apr 2006
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07-02-2008 13:06
From: Sarah Nerd
Well maybe you should try searching for club prude bitch. I hear its a real hoot there on days when they play games like throw tomatoes at the sinner.


I had to log in just to reply to this with a <3. A+.
Sarah Nerd
I BUY LAND
Join date: 22 Aug 2005
Posts: 796
07-02-2008 13:06
From: Love Hastings
You really are an asshat.

An asshat with a sense if humor!
Sarah Nerd
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07-02-2008 13:07
From: Decadent Rothschild
I had to log in just to reply to this with a <3. A+.

Sends some <3 back!
Dancien Graves
Not Nice
Join date: 12 Sep 2007
Posts: 111
07-02-2008 13:07
From: Love Hastings
You really are an asshat.



Well...yeah.
IsaDaft Trollop
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Join date: 12 Feb 2006
Posts: 63
07-02-2008 13:08
From: Love Hastings
You really are an asshat.


he is! <3
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