"His agony was gorgeous. I need to be slapped."
From: Roland Hauptmann
I understand that among people who have largely gathered their education through the internet, that the mighty hyper-link is the opitomy of proven knowledge, but in more professional and academic settings, we understand that many things can be (and should be) argued based on logical merit.
You see, when dealing with things like the logical implications of negotiating with terrorists, you don't really need some guy on the internet to tell you such things, Mulch.
You can actually apply your own brain, and draw logical conclusions.
"Your setup has become tiresome." Ok, so
your idea of logic is that a few fanatics can take over the world and convert me and the US to radical Islam or kill us all?
right...
BTW, Dr. Evil Was a fictional character.

This arguement is as useful as repeatedly slamming the door on my own fingers. The brown spot of fear in your skivvies is all the justification you seem to need to fully endorse torture, mass killing of civilians, and invasions of countries made up of brown people. Such is the cost of clean underwear, eh Roland?
"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance."
From: Supertramp
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so
happily,
joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible,
logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
clinical, intellectual, cynical.
There are times when all the world's asleep,
the questions run too deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am.
Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
liberal, fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable!
At night, when all the world's asleep,
the questions run so deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am.
"Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him!"

Oh Yeah, since you brought it up, Roland (and you oh so hate hyper links), here it is:
Law Professors who have signed the Statement Condemning Iraq War Plans
315 Law Teachers From 87 Law Schools
Updated Oct. 22, 2002
Mark N. Aaronson University of California, Hastings
Richard L. Abel UCLA
Sally M. Abel University of California, Berkeley
David Abraham University of Miami
Patricia N. Acton University of Iowa
Jane H. Aiken Washington University
Dapo Akande University of Miami
Lee Albert State University of New York at Buffalo
Barbara Bader Aldave University of Oregon
Ted Alevizos Suffolk University
Layman E. Allen University of Michigan
Anthony G. Amsterdam New York University
William D. Araiza Loyola Law School
Barbara Babcock Stanford University
C. Edwin Baker University of Pennsylvania
Susan Smith Bakhshian Loyola Law School
Milner S. Ball University of Georgia
Beverly Balos University of Minnesota
Robert Batey Stetson University
Linda M. Beale University of Illinois
Theresa Beiner University of Arkansas at Little Rock
Derrick Bell New York University
George Bell University of Illinois
Leslie Bender Syracuse University
Steven Bender University of Oregon
G. Andrew H. Benjamin University of Washington
Susan D. Bennett American University
Sarah Bensinger Loyola Law School
Robert Benson Loyola Law School
Arthur L. Berney Boston College of Law
George E. Bisharat University of California, Hastings
Susan Bitensky Michigan State University-Detroit
Brenda Bratton Blom University of Maryland
Michael C. Blumm Lewis and Clark
Charles S. Bobis St. John's University
Cynthia Grant Bowman Northwestern University
Barry Boyer State University of New York at Buffalo
Francis A. Boyle University of Illinois
Melinda Branscomb Seattle University
Mark S. Brodin Boston College of Law
Teresa Kissane Brostoff University of Pittsburgh
Elizabeth Bruch American University
Susan Bryant City University of New York
Tom Buchele University of Pittsburgh
Thomas Buckley Cleveland-Marshall College of Law
Sande Buhai Loyola Law School
Sherri Burr University of New Mexico
Camilo Bustillo City University of New York
Donna M. Byrne William Mitchell College of Law
Emily Calhoun University of Colorado
Janet M. Calvo City University of New York
Sylvia E. Cancio InterAmerican University of Puerto Rico
Susan Carle American University
Kathleen Carrick Case Western Reserve University
David Chambers University of Michigan
Robert Chang Loyola Law School
Kenneth Chestek University of Michigan
Carol Chomsky University of Minnesota Law School
Margaret Chon Seattle University
Craig W. Christensen Southwestern University
Karin Ciano New York University
Brietta Clark Loyola Law School
Marjorie Cohn Thomas Jefferson School of Law
Robin Morris Collin University of Oregon
Frank Rudy Cooper Villanova University
Rhonda Copelon City University of New York
Jan C. Costello Loyola Law School
Russell Covey Whittier Law School
Colin Crawford Thomas Jefferson School of Law
Phyllis L. Crocker Cleveland-Marshall College of Law
Cathy Crosson Indiana University
David B. Cruz University of Southern California
Mary B. Culbert Loyola Law School
John G. Culhane Widener University
Julie Davies University of the Pacific
Dena S. Davis Cleveland-Marshall College of Law
Michael H. Davis Cleveland-Marshall College of Law
Frank E. Deale City University of New York
Richard Delgado University of Colorado
Dan Derby Touro Law Center
Cristine Desan Harvard Law School
Jeffrey D. Dillman Case Western Reserve University
Anthony M. Dillof Wayne State University
Sharon Dolovich UCLA
Dolores A. Donovan University of San Francisco
Jay Dougherty Loyola Law School
Myrl L. Duncan Washburn University
Melvyn R. Durchslag Case Western Reserve University
Pamela Edwards City University of New York
Kathleen C. Engel Cleveland-Marshall College of Law
Russell Engler New England School of Law
Peter Erlinder William Mitchell College of Law
Brian K. Fair University of Alabama
Marvin Fein University of Pittsburgh
Mary Louise Fellows University of Minnesota Law School
Barbara Glesner Fines University of Missouri - Kansas City
George Fisher Stanford University
Stanley Z. Fisher Boston University
Catherine Fisk Duke University
James L. Flannery University of Pittsburgh
Alyson Flournoy University of Florida
Brian J. Foley Widener University
Judy Fonda Loyola Law School
Caroline Forell University of Oregon
Gary Forrester University of Illinois
Lynn Foster University of Arkansas at Little Rock
Sally Frank Drake University
Ann Freedman Rutgers University
Eric M. Freedman Hofstra University
Jane Friedman Wayne State University
Gerald Frug Harvard Law School
Craig B. Futterman University of Chicago
Mary Ellen Gale Whittier Law School
Susan N. Gary University of Oregon
David H. Getches University of Colorado
Tom Ginsberg University of Illinois
Kristin Booth Glen City University of New York
Pamela Goldberg City University of New York
Phyllis Goldfarb Boston College of Law
Toby Golick Cardozo Law School
Laura E. Gomez UCLA
Carmen G. Gonzalez Seattle University
Victor Goode City University of New York
Stephen Gottlieb Albany Law School
Ken Gould University of Arkansas at Little Rock
Jennifer Granick Stanford Law School
Ariela J. Gross University of Southern California
Isabelle R. Gunning Southwestern University
Elwood Hain Whittier Law School
Peter Halewood Albany Law School
Ardath A. Hamann John Marshall Law School
Sid Harring City University of New York
Cheryl I. Harris UCLA
Philip Harvey Rutgers University
James C. Hathaway University of Michigan
Laurence R. Helfer Loyola Law School
Tanya Hernandez Rutgers University
Kathy Hessler Case Western Reserve University
S. Candice Hoke Cleveland-Marshall College of Law
Wythe Holt Jr. University of Alabama
Allan Ides Loyola Law School
Becky L. Jacobs University of Tennessee
M.H. Sam Jacobson Willamette University
Paula C. Johnson Syracuse University
Faye Jones University of the Pacific
David Kairys Temple University
Joseph J. Kalo University of North Carolina
Ratna Kapur City University of New York
Eileen Kaufman Touro Law School
Anders Kaye Thomas Jefferson School of Law
J. Patrick Kelly Widener University
Kevin B. Kelly Seton Hall University
Michael J. Kelly Creighton University
Walter J. Kendall lll John Marshall Law School
Duncan Kennedy Harvard Law School
Jeff Kirchmeier City University of New York
Alan Kirtley University of Washington
Mary Kay Kisthardt University of Missouri - Kansas City
Catherine Klein Catholic University of America
Juliet P. Kostritsky Case Western Reserve University
Stefan H. Krieger Hofstra University
Paul M. Kurtz University of Georgia
James A. Kushner Southwestern University
Karen A. Lash University of Southern California
Sylvia Law New York University
Larry Lawrence Loyola Law School
Robert P. Lawry Case Western Reserve University
Thomas J. Leach University of the Pacific
Wilbur C. Leatherman Case Western Reserve University
David Leonard Loyola Law School
Lisa Lerman Catholic University
Leon Letwin UCLA School of Law
Degna P. Levister City University of New York
Nancy Levit University of Missouri-Kansas City
Judy P. Lipton Case Western Reserve University
Joseph W. Little University of Florida
Jules Lobel University of Pittsburgh
Stephen Loffredo City University of New York
William V. Luneburg University of Pittsburgh
Shirley Lung City University of New York
Michael Madow Brooklyn Law School
Holly Maguigan New York University
Karl Manheim Loyola Law School
Stephen Marks Boston University
Shauna I Marshall UC Hastings College of the Law
Susan Jane Martin Southwestern University
Christopher N. May Loyola Law School
Claire C. Robinson May Cleveland-Marshall College of Law
Andrea McArdle City University of New York
Martha McCluskey State University of New York at Buffalo
Bridget McCormack University of Michigan
Louise McKinney Case Western Reserve University
Barry T. McNamara Northwestern University
Robert F. Meagher Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy
Garth Meintjes Notre Dame Law School
Kathryn L. Mercer Case Western Reserve University
Carlin Meyer New York Law School
Lee Meyrowitz Michigan State University
Binny Miller American University
David W. Miller University of the Pacific
Alicia Mitchell University of Arkansas at Little Rock
John Mitchell Seattle University
Marla L. Mitchell-Cichon Thomas M. Cooley Law School
Margaret E. Montoya University of New Mexico
Martha Morgan University of Alabama
Daniel G. Moriarty Albany Law School
Mary-Beth Moylan University of the Pacific
Frank Munger State University of New York at Buffalo
Karen Musalo University of California, Hastings
Athena Mutua State University of New York at Buffalo
Spencer Neth Case Western Reserve University
Alizabeth Newman City University of New York
Reta Noblett-Feld University of Iowa
John Nockleby Loyola Law School
Kenneth B. Nunn University of Florida
Michael O'Connor University of St. Thomas
Kim O'Leary Thomas M. Cooley Law School
Sandra S. O'Loughlin State University of New York at Buffalo
Paul O'Neil City University of New York and Pace University
Nancy K. Ota Albany Law School
Daniel G. Partan Boston University School of Law
Calvin D. Peeler Whittier Law School
Ascanio Piomelli University of California, Hastings
Peter Pitegoff State University of New York at Buffalo
Zygmunt Plater Boston College
James G. Pope Rutgers University
Robert Popper University of Missouri-Kansas City
John Pray University of Wisconsin
Robert Pugsley Southwestern University
Bill Quigley Loyola University
Margaret Jane Radin Stanford Law School
John Ragsdale University of Missouri - Kansas City
Mary Kreiner Ramirez Washburn University
Gerard Rault Loyola University
Martha Rayner Fordham University
Bridget Regan Brooklyn Law School
Laura Reilly State Univeristy of New York at Buffalo
Tim Reilly Stetson University College of Law
James R. Repetti Boston College
Judith Resnik Yale Law School
Patricia Youngblood Reyhan Albany Law School
Sheila Reynolds Washburn Law School
William J. Rich Washburn University
Kathleen Ridolfi Santa Clara University
Annelise Riles Cornell Law School
Nick Rine University of Michigan
Jenny Rivera City University of New York
Naomi Roht-Arriaza University of California, Hastings College of Law
Florence Wagman Roisman Indiana University
Stephen Rosenbaum University of California at Berkeley
Joseph Rosenberg City University of New York
Constance Ross University of Memphis
Rick Rossein City University of New York
Irma Russell University of Missouri - Kansas City
George Schatzki Arizona State University
Elizabeth M Schneider Brooklyn Law School
Hilary Schor University of Southern California
Bob Seibel City University of New York
Ann Seidman Boston University
Robert Seidman Boston University
Michael P. Seng John Marshall Law School
Theodore Seto Loyola Law School
Thomas Shaffer University of Notre Dame
Ann C. Shalleck American University
Peter Shane Carnegie Mellon University
Margaret Shannon State University of New York at Buffalo
Carole Shapiro Touro Law School
Julie Shapiro Seattle University
Steven F. Shatz University of San Francisco
Katherine C. Sheehan Southwestern University
Marjorie M. Shultz University of California at Berkeley
Belinda Sifford Vermont Law School
Marjorie A. Silver Touro Law Center
William H. Simon Stanford Law School
Joseph Singer Harvard Law School
Norman J. Singer University of Alabama
Judy Beckner Sloan Southwestern University
Aviam Soifer Boston College of Law
Clyde Spillenger UCLA
Joan Steinman Chicago-Kent College of Law
Margaret G. Stewart Chicago-Kent College of Law
Robert Strassfeld Case Western Reserve University
Brian Tamanaha St. John's University
Kellye Testy Seattle University
Joseph R. Thome University of Wisconsin
Peter M. Tiersma Loyola Law School
Suzanne E. Tomkins State University of New York at Buffalo
Paul Treusch Southwestern University
Georgene Vairo Loyola Law School
Dominick Vetri University of Oregon
Robert Vischer St. John's University
Leti Volpp American University
Gregory Weber University of the Pacific
Philip Weinberg St John's University
Deborah M. Weissman University of North Carolina
Catherine Wells Boston College
Stephen J. Werber Cleveland-Marshall School of Law
Robin West Georgetown University
James Boyd White University of Michigan
William C. Whitford University of Wisconsin
Virgil Wiebe University of St. Thomas
Stephanie Wildman Santa Clara University
Philip H. Wile University of the Pacific
Gary Williams Loyola Law School
Darryl C. Wilson Stetson University
Bruce J. Winick University of Miami
Mark Wojcik John Marshall Law School
Jeanne Woods Loyola University
Ellen Yaroshefsky Cardozo Law School
Donna Young Albany Law School
Deborah Zalesne City University of New York
Maryann Zavez Vermont Law School
Steven Zeidman City University of New York
Cliff Zimmerman Northwestern University
Diane Zimmerman City University of New York
all signed:
From: someone
A US War Against Iraq Will Violate US and International Law and Set a Dangerous Precedent For Violence That Will Endanger the American People
President Bush maintains that Iraq's "decade of defiance" of United Nations resolutions justifies a war against Iraq. But the President ignores the fact that a US war, unleashed without the approval of the UN Security Council, against a country that has not attacked the United States, would itself be an unlawful act, in defiance of America's treaty obligations, and a violation of US and international law.
Our Constitution provides that treaties signed by the President and ratified by the Senate are part of the "supreme Law of the Land." The United Nations Charter, which our nation wrote in large part, and signed and ratified as a treaty in 1945, provides that -- except in response to an armed attack -- nations may neither threaten nor engage in warfare without the authorization of the UN Security Council. President Bush swore to uphold and defend the Constitution. Yet he advocates a right to ignore our treaty obligations and to visit the scourge of war upon Iraq, with or without the approval of the United Nations.
The dangerous path America is treading will only lead to more suffering by Americans, as well as by others. The international rule of law is not a soft luxury to be discarded whenever leaders find it convenient or popular to resort to savage violence. The international rule of law is a bulwark against the horrors of warfare that we Americans have so recently felt first-hand.
* Every nation that has ever committed aggression against another claimed to be "defending" itself. The United States helped establish the United Nations precisely in order to impose the rule of law on such claims, to make it unlawful for nations to strike against others unless they were themselves under armed attack. The United States is not under armed attack by Iraq.
* Lawless international violence only breeds more killing of innocent people. The massive civilian deaths, the scarred and maimed children, the ruined and starving peoples, whose suffering is inseparable from warfare, can only spawn new generations of embittered peoples, new hate-filled leaders, new enraged individuals, determined to answer violence with violence.
* American people are not made safer by the unilateral use of force, in violation of the "supreme Law of the Land" and the United Nations Charter. We are further endangered. Lawless violence generates recruits for terrorism.
We, teachers of law at American law schools, protest the Bush administration's illegal plan to conduct a war against Iraq. We call upon our government to step back from the brink of war and allow the United Nations to resolve the crisis peacefully, patiently, and lawfully.
How is that for logical professional and academic settings, Roland?
"That has disturbed me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now."