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Ok, here are some little known facts about me.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kaia!

1. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are kaia!
2. Never store kaia at room temperature!
3. Kaia has 118 ridges around the edge.
4. Kaia can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
5. It's bad luck to put kaia on a bed!
6. If you chew gum while peeling kaia then it will stop you from crying!
7. Research indicates that kaia will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
8. Kaia is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
9. Kaia can smell some things up to six miles away!
10. f you lick kaia ten times, you will consume one calorie.


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Burke!
1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Burke to vote. -
2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Burke. - one sexy octupuseye
3. In Japan, Burke can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government! - replace 'chef' with 'geisha'
4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Burke.
5. It is bad luck to walk under Burke. - TRUE!
6. Scientists believe that Burke began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
- emissions of the latter continue to this day
7. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Burke can not. - False.
8. Burke can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee. - Damn Straight!
9. It can take Burke several days to move just through one tree. - made of millions of files spanning hundreds of drives.
10. Originally, Burke could not fly!

1. If you toss ZsuZsanna 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom. (Cuz I'm Smert)
2. ZsuZsanna is the sacred animal of Thailand.
3. ZsuZsanna is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
4. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find ZsuZsanna! (No Comment)
5. Without its lining of ZsuZsanna, your stomach would digest itself. (Umm Ewww)
6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of ZsuZsanna! (Weeee, I'm the Sun!)
7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is ZsuZsanna. (Must be because I am the Sun)
8. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of ZsuZsanna. (Hey are you calling me Nutty?)
9. The average duration of sexual intercourse for ZsuZsanna is two minutes! ( This is so not true...)
10. It took ZsuZsanna 22 years to build the Taj Mahal! (Don't ask how many prims it took, whew..)

1, Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Aces supply.

2, If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Aces for the rest of the day.

3, Aces is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!

4, On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Aces !

5, Never store Aces at room temperature. (never ever i would melt)

6, Scientists have discovered that Aces can smell the presence of autism in children. (LOL)

7, Reindeer like to eat Aces ! (ewwww nooo)

8, Aces can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.(damm straight)

9, Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Aces every year.

10,Aces can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant! (whaaa)?

1. In 1982 Time Magazine named keiki its 'Man of the Year'.
2. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same keiki.
3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub keiki'.
4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to keiki!
5. Keiki will always turn right when leaving a cave!
6. A lump of keiki the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
7. The most dangerous form of keiki is the bicycle.
8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as keiki!
9. Early thermometers were filled with keiki instead of mercury!
10. There are 336 dimples on keiki!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gabe Lippmann!
Ideally, Gabe Lippmann should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
Gabe Lippmann was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes!
Gabe Lippmann will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Gabe Lippmann!
An average beaver can cut down Gabe Lippmann every year!
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Gabe Lippmann, and 400 times smaller!
Gabe Lippmann can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
Olympic badminton rules say that Gabe Lippmann must have exactly fourteen feathers!
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Gabe Lippmann.
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Gabe Lippmann!

1. Never look Richie in the eye, instead focus on the bit between them
2. never let two richies touch off each other
3. Richie thinks he knows everything.. its quicker to just agree
4. Give richie money and he'll do a Jig.. NEVER GIVE RICHIE MONEY!
5. Richie builds Better when he's emo.. ask for something you want built.. insult him and run off
6. alcohol makes richie angry.
7. never ask richie for his opinion on george bush.. the resulting tirade has been known to last up to seven weeks, 25 known deaths have resulted
8. Richie likes cake, exept birthday cake, and possibly wedding cake, he always ends up laughing and inhaling the sponge
9. you can take richie out of Ireland.
10. In 1865, Congress passed the Thirteenth Amendment which, on ratification, abolished slavery in America. The vote in the House was 121 to 24.

Sally has 118 ridges around the edge.
Worldwide, Sally is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sally!
The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Sally!
Devoid of her cells and proteins, Sally has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Sally!
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Sally.
Sally can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
Sally became extinct in England in 1486.
The most dangerous form of Sally is the bicycle!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Edav Roark!

1. Edav Roark was the first Tsar of Russia.
2. If Edav Roark was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a Human!
3. All shrimp are born as Edav Roark, but gradually mature into females.
4. Edav Roark was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Edav Roark.
6. Edav Roarkolatry is the mindless worship of Edav Roark.
7. Edav Roark, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
8. Edav Roark can last longer without water than a camel can.
9. Until the 1960s, Edav Roark was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
10. Edav Roark cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.

1. You share your birthday with James!
2. James is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
3. James is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
4. James will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
5. Baskin Robbins once made James flavoured ice cream.
6. Women shoplift four times more frequently than James.
7. James can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
8. Four-fifths of the surface of James is covered in water.
9. The fingerprints of James are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
10. James is the sacred animal of Thailand.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lucifer Baphomet!
1 Lucifer Baphomet is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
2 A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Lucifer Baphomet, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
3 If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Lucifer Baphomet.
4 Research indicates that Lucifer Baphomet will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
5 Americans discard enough Lucifer Baphomet to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
6 Lucifer Baphomet will often glow under UV light!
7 Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Lucifer Baphomet!
8 Contrary to popular belief, Lucifer Baphomet is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
9 Lucifer Baphomet is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
10 Pacman was originally called Lucifer Baphometman.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Willow!

1. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Willow!

2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Willow!

3. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Willow in your mouth.

4. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Willow as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!

5. Willow is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.

6. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Willow.

7. Willow is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.

8. An average beaver can cut down Willow every year!

9. Willow can't sweat!

10. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Willow.

1. Cocoanut Cookie was made up from 2 cups all-purpose flour, 2/3 cup sugar, 3/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1/4 teaspoon salt,1/3 cup dark corn syrup, 3 tablespoons vegetable oil, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1 teaspoon cocoanut extract, 2 egg whites, 1/3 cup coconut - flaked, and 2 tablespoons cocoanut - flaked and toasted.

2. The first four ingredients were combined in a large bowl and stirred well.

3. The corn syrup, oil, extracts and egg whites were combined and stirred well.

4. The corn syrup mixture was added to the dry ingredients, and stirred just until the dry ingredients were moistened.

4. One-third cup cocoanut was stirred in.

5. This dough was dropped by level tablespoons onto baking sheets coated with cooking spray.

6. Toasted cocoanut was sprinkled over the dropped tablespoons of dough.

7. The dough was then baked at 350 degrees for eight minutes.

8. The resultant cookies were allowed to cool on a pan for one minute.

9. After being removed from the pan, they were left to cool completely on a wire rack.

10. Thus was born Cocoanut Cookie, plus 35 close relatives.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Travis Lambert:

1. Travis Lambert's real name cannot be pronounced by the human larnyx.
   
2. Travis operates best between 55 - 65 degrees fahrenheit
   
3. The Internet was originally invented by Travis Lambert
   
4. All furry creatures are descendants of Travis Lambert
   
5. All non-furry creatures are descendants of Travis Lambert
   
6. All residents in Second Life are no more than 6 (six) degrees of seperation from Travis Lambert
   
7. Your existance is simply a lucid dream of Travis Lambert, resulting from his ingesting of too many pizza rolls before bed.
   
8. Travis Lambert's nutritional facts are: 380 Calories, 16g of fat, and 2g of Carbohydrates.
   
9. Travis Lambert is the string result for llGetTravisLambert()
   
10. Travis Lambert is the 2nd cousin thrice removed of Brian Griffin, and only related to Snoopy by marrage.
    

1. Joy Honey is the sacred animal of Thailand.
2. Joy Honey is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
3. Joy Honey can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Joy Honey!
5. Scientists have discovered that Joy Honey can smell the presence of autism in children!
6. Half a cup of Joy Honey contains only seventeen calories.
7. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Joy Honey.
8. Over 46,000 pieces of Joy Honey float on every square mile of ocean!
9. Joy Honey will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!
10. You can tell if Joy Honey has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vivi odets!

1. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by vivi odets.
2. Vivi odets is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
3. Vivi odets can be seen from space.
4. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in vivi odets!
5. There are six towns named vivi odets in the United States.
6. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than vivi odets.
7. Vivi odets is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on vivi odets.
9. New Zealand was the first place to allow vivi odets to vote.
10. About 100 people choke to death on vivi odets each year.

Top Ten Trivia Tips about Chance Abattoir.

1. Chance Abattoir ++;

1. The patron saint of Euterpe Roo is Saint Eugenie.
2. Euterpe Roo cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Euterpe Roo.
4. It is impossible to fold Euterpe Roo more than seven times.
5. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Euterpe Roo!
6. Euterpe Roo has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
7. Euterpe Roo can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
8. Euterpe Roo is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
9. Euterpe Roo kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
10. India tested its first nuclear Euterpe Roo in 1974!

N.B.: ~ does best John Merrick "I am not a goldfish."
~ it *is* possible to fold me more than seven times yoga
~ "zaftig" not "fat"
~ Oh, dear God, yes I can drink.
~ vampires, yes; telemarketers, no.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rinaz bijoux!

1. The air around rinaz bijoux is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
2. Rinaz bijoux can sleep for three and a half years!
3. Rinaz bijoux cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
4. Early thermometers were filled with rinaz bijoux instead of mercury.
5. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that rinaz bijoux is near.
6. Rinaz bijoux is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
7. Rinaz bijoux has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
8. Birds do not sleep in rinaz bijoux, though they may rest in her from time to time.
9. If you kiss rinaz bijoux for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating rinaz bijoux from each salad served in first class!

Sigh

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kris Ritter!

1. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Kris Ritter is 10:1.
2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Kris Ritter and compline.
3. It can take Kris Ritter several days to move just through one tree.
4. More people are killed by Kris Ritter each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
5. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Kris Ritter.
6. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Kris Ritter floating in their swimming pools.
7. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Kris Ritter.
8. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Kris Ritter!
9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Kris Ritter.
10. The liquid inside Kris Ritter can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

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I see.

1. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Siobhan.(mmmmm, pie!)
2. Ostriches stick their heads in Siobhan not to hide but to look for water.( o.O )

3. A Siobhanometer is used to measure Siobhan.

4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Siobhan.

5. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Siobhan supply.(and all this time I thought I was Irish!)

6. It is bad luck to walk under Siobhan. (it's also impossible, since I'm rather short!)

7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Siobhan.

8. To check whether Siobhan is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Siobhan will sink, and fresh Siobhan will float!(unless she's wearing Siggy's swimmer, in which case, this test is null and void)

9. In Chinese, the sound 'Siobhan' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.(er....no comment)

10. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Siobhan.

1) Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Lora Morgan!
2) Lora Morgan was named after Lora Morgan the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
3) If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Lora Morgan.
4) You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Lora Morgan to reach the earth's core.
5) The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Lora Morgan, and 400 times smaller!
6) If you put a drop of liquor on Lora Morgan, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
7) Red Lora Morgan at night, shepherd's delight. Red Lora Morgan at morning, shepherd's warning!
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Lora Morgan, though it may feel uncomfortable.
9) In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Lora Morgan!
10) In Japan, Lora Morgan can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.

1. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Frans.
2. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Frans.
3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Frans!
4. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Frans.
5. It's bad luck to put Frans on a bed!
6. Fransicide is the killing of Frans.
7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Frans from each salad served in first class!
8. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Frans, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
9. Frans is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
10. Banging your head against Frans uses 150 calories an hour.