When do you shower?
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Chance Abattoir
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01-16-2006 16:32
I give my feet a golden wash every now and then just to make sure nothing weird is happening down there. Golden showers are also a good way to to kill maggots after they've cleared away your gangrene and started in on your healthy flesh.
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Selador Cellardoor
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01-16-2006 16:39
Yes, this very evening I saw a TV programme in which golden showers were recommended as a cure for athlete's foot.
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Chance Abattoir
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01-16-2006 16:45
From: Selador Cellardoor Yes, this very evening I saw a TV programme in which golden showers were recommended as a cure for athlete's foot. We should flash-pasteurize it and market it as a cure-all.
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Keknehv Psaltery
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01-16-2006 17:24
From: Selador Cellardoor Yes, this very evening I saw a TV programme in which golden showers were recommended as a cure for athlete's foot. Problem is, your bathtub smells like urine for a while... Athlete's foot cure!?! I wouldn't want to put anything like urea near peeling skin. |
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Katt Kongo
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01-16-2006 17:26
Before sex.... after sex...
So I haven't showered in seven years.
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Chance Abattoir
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01-16-2006 17:51
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Enoch Lameth
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01-16-2006 22:26
On good days, after my second cup of coffee, which is about half an hour after waking up.
On bad days, who knows.
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Siggy Romulus
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01-16-2006 22:38
In the magical netheregion of time after my first shit and before I go to work.
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Chance Abattoir
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01-17-2006 00:24
From: Siggy Romulus In the magical netheregion of time after my first shit and before I go to work. You can skip a shower if you quadruple fold and add on a healthy gob of saliva near the end. Think of it as a cleansing salve.
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Billy Grace
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01-17-2006 07:41
Every morning for sure and maybe and whenever I feel I need one like after exercising, mowing the yard etc... Oh, gotta agree with the before, durring and after sex sometimes too. 
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Marina Mauriac
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01-17-2006 09:32
After I pay the water bill.
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Lecktor Hannibal
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01-18-2006 12:19
From: Sally Rosebud *now imagining shower sex* *stores mental image of Sally showering* 
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Sally Rosebud
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01-18-2006 12:22
That's better! *tosses Lecktor some popcorn* 
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