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Mulch Ennui

15 Minutes are Over

Join date: 22 May 2005

Posts: 2,607

02-18-2006 18:44

"I thought Your memory was erased" asked Larry

"Men in Black was just a movie, fool!" fired back Tom

"The Guy who gave gave us the package threw it in. I know it has some use" demanded Larry

"Well you are just lucky you didn't detonate it before it was in position" explained Tom. Anyway, it is in position. Today we take our place in history."

"Allah Ackbar" said Larry

"Allah Ackbar" Said Tom

"By the way," grinned Tom, "You blend in perfectly with that shirt of yours. They would neve have guessed even if you didn't shave your beard. An in case you were wondering, I practiced my pickpocketing with this"

Tom held out the gold necklace.

"I was wondering where that went! You owe me at least 2 of your virgins when we get to paradise for that one" insisted Larry

"Well, the presidential motorcade has entered the stadium, and the citizens are all gathered at the largest gathering of puppies, babies, and elderly ever assembled. The bomb is in place and is loaded with more nuclear material than has ever been assembled. The guy who gave us the plans said that the entire state will be vaporized and contaminated. It is time to do the deed!" Said Larry

"Allak Ackbar" said Tom

"Allah Ackbar" said Larry

The last of Larrys blood pumped through his body as he squeezed the detonator.

After a blinding flash, the area was black and desolate; no life anywhere. Even the walkers diapers and collars were obliterated.

Congress was called into session, and the vice president was sworn into office.

"this means war" said the new commander in chief!

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Bertha Horton

Fat w/ Ice Cream

Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 835

02-18-2006 22:12

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Candide LeMay

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Join date: 30 Dec 2004

Posts: 538

02-19-2006 03:53

<-- Is waiting for Graham Chapman to show up dressed as the colonel and closing this thread for being too silly. Wtg, Mulch

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Mulch Ennui

15 Minutes are Over

Join date: 22 May 2005

Posts: 2,607

02-19-2006 06:20

From: Candide LeMay

<-- Is waiting for Graham Chapman to show up dressed as the colonel and closing this thread for being too silly. Wtg, Mulch

no, you were just blindsided by the allah ackbar plot twist

face it, you never saw it coming!

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Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

02-19-2006 08:33

From: Mulch Ennui

no, you were just blindsided by the allah ackbar plot twist

face it, you never saw it coming!

No one expects the Spanish Inqusition

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I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Phoenix Psaltery

Ninja Wizard

Join date: 25 Feb 2005

Posts: 2,599

02-19-2006 12:07

After his speech, the newly minted President walked into the Oval Office. My office, he thought to himself. Finally mine. 'Bout frickin' time.

He picked up the phone and buzzed the Secretary of Defense's office. "What's the status on the strike force I ordered?" he demanded.

"M-mister President..." stammered the SecDef. "Surely you weren't serious about using nuclear arms on Teheran?"

The President's face turned a deep shade of red, and a vein began to throb on his left temple. "SERIOUS? You want to know if I'm goddam SERIOUS?" he shrilled. Get those bombers in the air NOW or I'll do to you what I did to that a-hole on the hunting trip last week -- except with you I won't pretend it was an ACCIDENT!"

There was silence for a moment. Then the response: "Yes, sir."

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Zapoteth Zaius

Is back

Join date: 14 Feb 2004

Posts: 5,634

02-19-2006 14:26

From: Phoenix Psaltery

After his speech, the newly minted President walked into the Oval Office. My office, he thought to himself. Finally mine. 'Bout frickin' time.

He picked up the phone and buzzed the Secretary of Defense's office. "What's the status on the strike force I ordered?" he demanded.

"M-mister President..." stammered the SecDef. "Surely you weren't serious about using nuclear arms on Teheran?"

The President's face turned a deep shade of red, and a vein began to throb on his left temple. "SERIOUS? You want to know if I'm goddam SERIOUS?" he shrilled. Get those bombers in the air NOW or I'll do to you what I did to that a-hole on the hunting trip last week -- except with you I won't pretend it was an ACCIDENT!"

There was silence for a moment. Then the response: "Yes, sir."

Right then, one of those big car eating robotic dinosaurs you get in America came STORMING into the Oval Office! The newly apointed president dodged LEFT, then RIGHT! But it just kept on coming! And he was getting mud all over the carpet

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I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me.
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Spinner Poutine

Still rezzin or am I

Join date: 28 Oct 2005

Posts: 583

02-19-2006 21:32

From: Kris Ritter

I'm glad to see I didn't completely kill the thread, however bizarre it's gotten since.

I genuinely felt guilty after I did it. Sorry Spinner.

np, surprised it got this far actually

With a few entrails of the newly sworn in President still hanging out of the corner of his mouth, the car-eating giant robot morphed back into Tom as he began his search, once again, for his brother....

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Mulch Ennui 15 Minutes are Over Join date: 22 May 2005 Posts: 2,607	02-18-2006 18:44 "I thought Your memory was erased" asked Larry "Men in Black was just a movie, fool!" fired back Tom "The Guy who gave gave us the package threw it in. I know it has some use" demanded Larry "Well you are just lucky you didn't detonate it before it was in position" explained Tom. Anyway, it is in position. Today we take our place in history." "Allah Ackbar" said Larry "Allah Ackbar" Said Tom "By the way," grinned Tom, "You blend in perfectly with that shirt of yours. They would neve have guessed even if you didn't shave your beard. An in case you were wondering, I practiced my pickpocketing with this" Tom held out the gold necklace. "I was wondering where that went! You owe me at least 2 of your virgins when we get to paradise for that one" insisted Larry "Well, the presidential motorcade has entered the stadium, and the citizens are all gathered at the largest gathering of puppies, babies, and elderly ever assembled. The bomb is in place and is loaded with more nuclear material than has ever been assembled. The guy who gave us the plans said that the entire state will be vaporized and contaminated. It is time to do the deed!" Said Larry "Allak Ackbar" said Tom "Allah Ackbar" said Larry The last of Larrys blood pumped through his body as he squeezed the detonator. After a blinding flash, the area was black and desolate; no life anywhere. Even the walkers diapers and collars were obliterated. Congress was called into session, and the vice president was sworn into office. "this means war" said the new commander in chief! _____________________ I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. http://forums.secondcitizen.com/
Bertha Horton Fat w/ Ice Cream Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 835	02-18-2006 22:12 And now a word from our sponsor. "Eat Death-O's! The breakfast of losers! "Now fortified with 100% formaldehyde with no artificial subtractatives! "Remember moms, it's the taste of death in every bowl! "From the makers of Quaker Goats!" _____________________ Trapped in a world she never made!
Candide LeMay Registered User Join date: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 538	02-19-2006 03:53 <-- Is waiting for Graham Chapman to show up dressed as the colonel and closing this thread for being too silly. Wtg, Mulch _____________________ "If Mel Gibson and other cyberspace writers are right, one day the entire internet will be like Second Life." -- geldonyetich
Mulch Ennui 15 Minutes are Over Join date: 22 May 2005 Posts: 2,607	02-19-2006 06:20 From: Candide LeMay <-- Is waiting for Graham Chapman to show up dressed as the colonel and closing this thread for being too silly. Wtg, Mulch no, you were just blindsided by the allah ackbar plot twist face it, you never saw it coming! _____________________ I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. http://forums.secondcitizen.com/
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	02-19-2006 08:33 From: Mulch Ennui no, you were just blindsided by the allah ackbar plot twist face it, you never saw it coming! No one expects the Spanish Inqusition _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Phoenix Psaltery Ninja Wizard Join date: 25 Feb 2005 Posts: 2,599	02-19-2006 12:07 After his speech, the newly minted President walked into the Oval Office. My office, he thought to himself. Finally mine. 'Bout frickin' time. He picked up the phone and buzzed the Secretary of Defense's office. "What's the status on the strike force I ordered?" he demanded. "M-mister President..." stammered the SecDef. "Surely you weren't serious about using nuclear arms on Teheran?" The President's face turned a deep shade of red, and a vein began to throb on his left temple. "SERIOUS? You want to know if I'm goddam SERIOUS?" he shrilled. Get those bombers in the air NOW or I'll do to you what I did to that a-hole on the hunting trip last week -- except with you I won't pretend it was an ACCIDENT!" There was silence for a moment. Then the response: "Yes, sir." _____________________
Zapoteth Zaius Is back Join date: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 5,634	02-19-2006 14:26 From: Phoenix Psaltery After his speech, the newly minted President walked into the Oval Office. My office, he thought to himself. Finally mine. 'Bout frickin' time. He picked up the phone and buzzed the Secretary of Defense's office. "What's the status on the strike force I ordered?" he demanded. "M-mister President..." stammered the SecDef. "Surely you weren't serious about using nuclear arms on Teheran?" The President's face turned a deep shade of red, and a vein began to throb on his left temple. "SERIOUS? You want to know if I'm goddam SERIOUS?" he shrilled. Get those bombers in the air NOW or I'll do to you what I did to that a-hole on the hunting trip last week -- except with you I won't pretend it was an ACCIDENT!" There was silence for a moment. Then the response: "Yes, sir." Right then, one of those big car eating robotic dinosaurs you get in America came STORMING into the Oval Office! The newly apointed president dodged LEFT, then RIGHT! But it just kept on coming! And he was getting mud all over the carpet _____________________ I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me. --------------- Zapoteth Designs, Temotu (100,50) ---------------
Spinner Poutine Still rezzin or am I Join date: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 583	02-19-2006 21:32 From: Kris Ritter I'm glad to see I didn't completely kill the thread, however bizarre it's gotten since. I genuinely felt guilty after I did it. Sorry Spinner. np, surprised it got this far actually With a few entrails of the newly sworn in President still hanging out of the corner of his mouth, the car-eating giant robot morphed back into Tom as he began his search, once again, for his brother.... _____________________ Can't we all just get along? Doughnuts,err Pie, for everyone

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